Harry Potter sorting hat wank!
shadowsider posts an application on hogwarts_elite. People vote on the application and it looks like Shadow will be sorted into Gryffindor.

shadowsider doesn't like it.

I am actually having trouble breathing, I'm laughing so hard. Gryffindor?? Or gods, even worse, Hufflepuff. You people need therapy. LOTS and lots of therapy.

Other gems include:
And pushing for Slytherin? Please. Read my userinfo. Better yet - read my journal. I scare my own wife on occasion, and not because I would ever lay a violent hand on her. Violence isn't my thing. Darkness, however, very much is.

Move over Ozzy!


The REAL hat would have seen inside my head and known where I belonged. It would have known that there's every chance I'd eat the other Slytherins for dinner, nevermind anyone from a brighter house. You, my darling hunted, were not that observent.

Yes folks the REAL sorting hat! You know, the one in that fictional universe?


And the #1 reason why he should be sorted into Slytherin?

"I work in a goth club. Bartending. In the dark."

Welcome to my fandom.