So the Metal Gear Solid fandom is usually pretty quiet- which is a bit surprising, considering it tends to be divided into two extreme halves, the slash fangirls and the anti-slash group. What we have here today doesn't even have anything to do with that!

Someone called 5exy515 posts to the general community, to share her picks for a possible live action movie based on the third game. She, unfortunately, decides that Tom Cruise is a great choice to play our hero Snake. (The rest of us collective hold our breath, waiting for the first person to blast her.)

hardrockfoo rages, using some of the most amazing spelling I've seen in my life. jinkaku thinks that a movie would detract from the experience, and turn the series into a "mainstream, milked franchise". (Uhhhh...) hardrockfoo responds with something pretty much equivalent to AMERIKANS R DUM, jinkaku IS A PROUD AMERICAN DAMMIT, red_eyed_yoshi is one haughty Canadian, and invisible_dante is desperately trying to correct Rock Foo's spelling.

Oh, Big Boss would be so proud of these people. Fight the power, guys.