	daromaius 2005-06-14 03:10 am UTC (link)
	I thought about MJwanking. But it just didn't seem interesting enough. For any interested, I agree with the grammatically incorrect masses. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	adora_spintriae 2005-06-14 03:15 am UTC (link)
	Wow... that's um... Wow. (Reply to this)

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	The only enjoyment I get out of that is the Dove Lady. (Reply to this)(Thread)

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	djcati 2005-06-14 03:43 am UTC (link)
	Dude. Already? I hate the Internet sometimes. LJ Metaquotes is going to get repetitive over the next few days, isn't it? (Reply to this)(Thread)

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memii
2005-06-14 04:01 am UTC (link)

And now for the long range wank-cast:

For about the next month we'll have heavy MJ wank in most areas of the internet. We're looking at a heavy surge of Batman wank in the comic fen sometime this weekend. And remember, July 16th is the start of the hurri-wank season. Those living in the regions of Sugarquill and Portkey should start stocking up on lube, tissue, and bleach now!

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	livii 2005-06-14 04:41 am UTC (link)
	Best comment I heard on the whole thing so far is from someone on MeFi who was watching live coverage when there was a "breaking newsflash" to tell the viewing public that Katie Holmes was converting to Scientology. ...really, I just don't have any words. (Second best thing was also from Metafilter: "this would never happen if he was black.") (Reply to this)(Thread)

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sharachan
2005-06-14 05:22 am UTC (link)
wow..that was incredibly fast... its been what... 5 hours? wow.
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jedi_miki
2005-06-14 05:27 am UTC (link)
Michael Jackson wankage. *snorts*

Honestly now. Let's talk about something interesting. Like Yaoi. Or lubeless buttsex. Or Ana Cosplayers!

SOMETHING INTERESTING is all I need for wankage! This MJ stuff just puts me to sleep. XD
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snowevingerhut
2005-06-14 05:48 am UTC (link)
Ah man, this thread is pure comedy gold.

Psst... I don't know if you gals have noticed, but... YOU'RE ARGUING ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON'S PENIS.

Think about that for a moment.

~~In another time, another place, this might've been a turn-on.~~
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ninja_stripper
2005-06-14 06:00 am UTC (link)
... am I the only one who is happy it is over so I can get regular Court TV back the way I like to watch it?
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arekuru
2005-06-14 07:57 am UTC (link)
Man, I didn't even know about the verdict until I saw this very post.

Fandom Wank: Replacing your regular news sources with quality snark.
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sunhawk
2005-06-14 08:54 am UTC (link)
holy crap, i think the only productive thing this trial has done has enlightened me as to how similar MJ and his fans are in CRAZINES!! X_x
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fandom_bitch
2005-06-14 09:21 am UTC (link)
Well, I'm not surprised he was aquitted. There just wasn't enough solid evidence to show he had molested the child and what little of it there was was contradictory and the reliability of the accuser and his family was severly undermined by the defense.

They can, however, get MJ in civil court. After all that's where OJ got nailed. Personally, I don't understand how that works, but just because MJ was aquitted in one court of law, doesn't mean he will be in a civil one.

The real shame of it all, this could have been the one time the kid was telling the truth and now he has to live with his abuser walking free.

As for the wank...wow, must be a full moon or something...maybe the nuthouses let their "clients" at the computers again. Man, there are some weiiiiiiiird people out there and some of them make MJ look rather normal. Yeesh.

26 pages of comments, the hell?
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Law-pedantry powers, ACTIVATE! - cpip, 2005-06-14 06:07 pm UTC

Re: Law-pedantry powers, ACTIVATE! - i_luv_fw, 2005-06-14 06:20 pm UTC

Re: Law-pedantry powers, ACTIVATE! - dracothelizard, 2005-06-16 02:32 am UTC

slackerbitch
2005-06-14 09:48 am UTC (link)
*beats head on desk and refuses to enter the fray and explain to various people the difference between "not guilty" and "innocent". refuses. refuses. refuses.*
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Icon love! - dommichan, 2005-06-14 04:35 pm UTC

Re: Icon love! - slackerbitch, 2005-06-19 02:55 pm UTC

Re: Icon love! - dommichan, 2005-06-19 06:33 pm UTC

feenix
2005-06-14 09:52 am UTC (link)
I said it on Livejournal, and I'll say it here: He diddled them little kids.

Also: Did he become Debbie Rowe?
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aerobot
2005-06-14 01:00 pm UTC (link)
I knew it. I KNEW IT. The moment I heard the verdict this morning, I said to myself - "Oh my GOD, the internet is gonna explode with wank." And it did.

Hell, no matter what the verdict, there would be wank. This was like the revelations of wank - we knew the biggest thing EVER.
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loopywafflehead
2005-06-14 04:11 pm UTC (link)
I love how everyone is suddenly an expert on the case and knows for sure whether he did it or not.

On a completely unrelated topic, Aurosan wins the best icon ever competition.
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redjackcash
2005-06-14 04:14 pm UTC (link)
Won't ever know what happened, but seriously, I think after this people should stop leaving their kids in his care.

Just sayin'.

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(no subject) - ultimate_cin, 2005-06-15 03:42 am UTC

ahiru
2005-06-14 04:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm just glad the trial's over, because now MJ's scary clown face can get off of my TV screen. They just kept showing him over and over and I kept thinking, "Why do you show the scary man, news channel?"

And on a similar note, before the verdict was read the news I was watching kept blathering all these facts about the case and when they mentioned that there were no black people on the jury I seriously had to think about it for a couple minutes before I realized why that was supposed to be relevant.
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hristaesir
2005-06-14 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Well, according to a Seattle-based friend of mine, the Seattle P-I features the headline "Michael Jackson Beats It"...

I'm just hoping now that the goddamn trial is over they will GET IT OFF MY GODDAMN RADIO. I mean, NPR has been good about not giving terribly much of a shit, but still. Get your celebrity molestation case coverage OFF. MY. NEWS.
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