Not exactly a wank, but a goodbye to an old wanker
I thought a few of you might be interested in this. It's Adele Sessler's "goodbye, cruel internet" swansongish thing sorta.

Adele is giving up WankhavenMeadowhaven. But she's not about to go out without one last squirt:

"The place has gotten really bad over the past two years, and I've tried several times to clean it up. I've warned people, banned people, removed threads, restricted certain things, elected mods, and nothing's worked for long. This board has changed so much."

Omigod I've tried soooooo hard to stop ppl being mean and NOTHING HAS WORKED so I'm closing the board!!!!!1

Goodbye, font of wank. I know I'll miss you.