Doctor Who Wank
When they're not whining about another male character hitting on their precious allegedly asexual Doctor or about shipper fics, they're whining about the sudden coolness of Doctor Who.

Doctor Who is cool! That's good! Oh, wait, it's not. Boo.

Replies boil down to Damn you fangirls! How dare you think Christopher Eccleston is attractive? and I thought the Fifth Doctor was hot, but I'm not a silly fangirl! Really!

We also have This is not what the Doctor would have wanted! and how we should be accepting of everybody.

Luckily there's also some I got friend interested in the older series because of the new series

And of course Dude, relax, it's just a tv show.

ETA: Deleted. Too bad. Oh well, I'm sure they'll have something wank about next Saturday when the current series ends.