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Her considerable obliquity ([info]gobsmacked) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-18 16:27:00
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Orlando and Kate are fake, like the moon landing

It says so right here:
Re: Orlando's in Australia with Kate
by - bboops23 2 days ago (Wed Jun 15 2005 18:42:39) Ignore this User | Report Abuse
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The moon landing was fake. I read a great site about it. The moon landing was a hoax. All the other missions were real, but they said they wanted to get to the moon by a certain year so they faked it. The moon landing was a fake as Kate and Orlando's recent relationship. It never happened, neither of these things. But as with the moon landings not all of them were fake.

You can "Report Abuse" to IMDb admins but unfortunately you can't "Report Stupidity" or "Report Dangerous Gullibility". (On the other hand, this post is so stupid it's actually painful to think about. I consider that a form of abuse.)
Read more from the genius fangirls at IMDb's Orlando Bloom board in the Orlando's in Australia with Kate thread, including some prime "eval PR photomanip" theorizing from Crazy Carmen in her alternate persona of Centurion Rose

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[info]melloniel
2005-06-19 01:32 am UTC (link)
Oh my god, that is priceless.

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LOL
[info]peanut_buttery
2005-06-19 01:36 am UTC (link)
:dies laughing: LOL LOL LOL
I had an Ex-boyfriend who thought the moon landing was faked. Now he crossplays a Digi Charat character. o.O

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[info]sepiamagpie
2005-06-19 10:00 am UTC (link)
related? ONLY TIME CAN TELL

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[info]dana_kujan
2005-06-19 03:12 am UTC (link)
Hmmm... Put these things in order, most fake to least fake:

-Moon landing
-Orlando & Kate
-Tom & Katie
-Michael Jackson's nose

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[info]ladysorka
2005-06-19 03:21 am UTC (link)
Ooh, ooh.

Micheal Jackson's nose
Tom & Katie
Orlando & Kate
Moon landing

Did I get it right?

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(no subject) - [info]dana_kujan, 2005-06-19 03:29 am UTC

[info]xero_sky
2005-06-19 03:49 am UTC (link)
The moon landing was faked?? Why? Was Neil Armstrong seeing his boyfriend in Monaco that week and needed an alibi?

Damn you, evil PR! Have you no shame?

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[info]elzezuk
2005-06-19 04:29 am UTC (link)
Well, I heard it's because the moon is where *all* of the famous people go to see their closet boyfriends.

It's like the Pleasure Dome up there and when NASA got there they were blackmailed to set up the studio shots of the fake moon so that we all had to keep guessing. Anyone revealing the info was forced to read the Gay Agenda and if they weren't converted they got shot gangland style by the pink mafia.

But shhh... it's a secret!

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(no subject) - [info]aaron_agonistes, 2005-06-20 07:54 pm UTC

[info]cheezdanish
2005-06-19 04:08 am UTC (link)
I seem to recall that Neil got mighty hot headed with a guy who told him in person that the moon landing was faked. I wonder if we could convince him to start Jay & Silent Bobbing the people who say this on the internet.

Can you just imagine? I can.

*ding dong!*

"I'll get it."

*opens door*

"Oh my God it's Neil Armstrong!"

"Are you bboops23?"

"Ye-"

*PUNCHED!*

"Have a great day, son."

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[info]maureenlycaon
2005-06-19 05:35 am UTC (link)
Nope, 'twas Buzz Aldrin. And the guy involved is a jerk who goes around stalking the various Moon astronauts to demand that they swear on a Bible that they went to the Moon. When Aldrin wouldn't do it, he called him "a coward, a liar, and a thief", which was what triggered the punch.

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(no subject) - [info]cheezdanish, 2005-06-19 05:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]maureenlycaon, 2005-06-19 09:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]cheezdanish, 2005-06-19 10:20 am UTC
A pizza of advice - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-20 03:55 pm UTC
Re: A pizza of advice - [info]cheezdanish, 2005-06-20 05:40 pm UTC
Re: A pizza of advice - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-20 05:51 pm UTC

[info]starbok
2005-06-19 04:55 am UTC (link)
Yeah, this from the same one who says:
They can't be back together. They just can't. Please, God let them not be back together.

Who would spend that much on a ring anyway? What is 300k? Sorry at 14 I don't know everything. Orlando doesn't seem like the kind of person who would flaunt his money. Like buy all sorts of fancy stuff. He said in some article I read that he doesn't like spending his money on all sorts of fancy stuff. He said he buys mainly suviners (I suck at spelling) from the places he goes and pays for his family to visit him, not on that kind of stuff. This was before he and Kate broke up. GOD LET IT BE A LIE, PLEASE, OR I'LL DIE.

here

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[info]pyratejenni
2005-06-19 05:06 am UTC (link)
Would it be cruel to ask where we should send flowers to this poor girl's family for her funeral?

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(no subject) - [info]starbok, 2005-06-19 05:14 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]xero_sky, 2005-06-19 05:21 am UTC
OT - [info]mada, 2005-06-19 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-20 03:57 pm UTC

[info]nightwalker
2005-06-19 05:33 am UTC (link)
I like how she doesn't know what 300K is, but it is certainly more than Orlando would ever spend on a ring for someone who isn't her.

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(no subject) - [info]starbok, 2005-06-19 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nightwalker, 2005-06-19 06:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]starbok, 2005-06-19 06:59 am UTC

[info]shadownlite
2005-06-19 11:59 am UTC (link)
Has she died yet? I am so hoping that Kate and Orlando will cause at least one crazy fangirl dying from the mere thought of them getting bakc together. It would make my summer.

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(no subject) - [info]stinksap, 2005-06-19 12:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bakunina, 2005-06-20 07:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-20 05:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-20 10:39 pm UTC

[info]ultimate_cin
2005-06-20 04:58 am UTC (link)
Sorry at 14 I don't know everything.

Give her some credit. This was probably the only factual part of her post.

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[info]lazyeyedblue
2005-06-19 05:19 am UTC (link)
*passes out from teh stupid*

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[info]msilverstar
2005-06-19 07:04 am UTC (link)

fake, like the moon landing

Classic.

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[info]minibalrogmum
2005-06-19 07:16 am UTC (link)
I expect they'll tell also us the moon is made of cheese.

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[info]sunhawk
2005-06-19 08:55 am UTC (link)
your icon is hilariously random XD

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(no subject) - [info]minibalrogmum, 2005-06-19 08:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-20 10:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]gobsmacked, 2005-06-20 10:56 pm UTC

[info]dawnswalker
2005-06-19 07:18 am UTC (link)
But is it as lame as FDR's legs?

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(no subject) - [info]supertetris, 2005-06-19 05:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daromaius, 2005-06-20 01:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]inara, 2005-06-20 01:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]supertetris, 2005-06-20 04:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]elzezuk, 2005-06-21 12:18 am UTC

[info]aerobot
2005-06-19 09:54 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one who really doesn't care if the moon landing was faked or not? We're still in space and going to the moon anyway, so what's the big freaking deal?

Or is it a - "OMG TEH MEDIA LIED 2 ME!!!11" - thing, to which I say: uh, what rock have YOU been living under?

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-19 05:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-06-19 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-19 05:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-06-19 05:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-19 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jedilora, 2005-06-19 05:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-19 05:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-19 05:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-19 05:48 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]aerobot, 2005-06-19 05:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]daromaius, 2005-06-20 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-20 01:57 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]grapefruitzzz, 2005-06-20 08:48 pm UTC

[info]pokecheck
2005-06-19 09:56 am UTC (link)
Anyone see the National Geographic (of all things) program about the fake moon landing theory? My favorite part was this guy claiming that the flag couldn't have been lit on that side because it was not facing the sun. He apparently didn't account for the ability of light to pass through cloth. A lightbulb and a handkerchief with "Bitch Please" on it would've disproven his point.

I wonder if the same can be said about Orlando/Kate...

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(no subject) - [info]omega, 2005-06-19 11:07 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-06-19 05:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2005-06-20 12:47 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-20 10:43 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2005-06-21 07:21 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]msmanna, 2005-06-20 03:19 pm UTC

[info]twocorpses
2005-06-19 10:07 am UTC (link)
I got into a "discussion" about the moon landings being a fake with someone at work and later discovered that she considered me an idiot. o.O

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(no subject) - [info]twocorpses, 2005-06-19 10:08 am UTC

[info]girllyzilla
2005-06-19 06:56 pm UTC (link)
Oh, if only there was a "report stupidity button".
The world would be a better place.

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[info]moriath
2005-06-20 01:12 am UTC (link)
When I worked in the op-ed section of my high school newspaper several years back, I had to do a point/counterpoint article on whether the moon landing was faked or not (I refused to even attempt to wrap logic around the idea it was faked. I said I'd write that we landed or I wouldn't do the article, lol). The other girl used the Fox special as a source for proving her point. She lost right then, as far as I was concerned.

I wonder if the paper will now do an article on the truthfulness of Kate/Orlando? Maybe another Fox special will be devised. It'll be genius.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-06-20 06:53 am UTC (link)
I remember in High School I got in a fight with some classmates because they insisted the moon landing was fake and that, til today, we don't have the technology to do so. I decided to keep quiet and thank every god that has ever existed and even a few I created for the fact that half of the time, I prefer girls.

I hope that Kate and Orlando come back. Not because I care about any of them, but because the fangirls would scream bloody murder.

Or even better? That Orlando comes out of the closet. Just because.

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(no subject) - [info]knightrider, 2005-06-21 12:14 pm UTC

  
   
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