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marylake (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} marylake) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2005-06-18 22:06:00 |
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Probably a tl;dr entry... but it's even more of a tl;dr wank.
If you haven't seen at least five different livejournal icons of it by now, well, we clearly don't hang out at the same communities. Unfortunately, the people at A Socialite's Life do not feel the same way the icon-makers do.
There seems to be two main schools of thought:
1. "I always knew Hayden was gay!"
2. "IT'S A FAKE! HAYDEN'S TOO HOT TO BE GAY!" (AKA there lipz r pastede 2gether yay!!)
I can't link directly to comments, but I will summarize as much as I can for so much spooge.
My personal favourite spewer of batshit is named ariana. These are some little pearls of wisdom from her, mostly right next to each other, as apparently she could hold herself back and needed her voice heard over and over and over:
"GUYS i no he is soooo hott i cried when i thought he was gay but come on love him for who he is, i did that and i still do i may sound like a freak but i blow a kiss at a pic of him every time i walk into my room and i hope he just doesn't hurt himself. JUST BE COOL! he's hott and maby gay but i highly doubt it. I mean come on just stop doing this, he is hott u guys think hes gay, but just hope for the best. :) I love him but he is 2ce my hight and like 3/4 my age but w/e i just love him and hope for the best!"
"I THINK HE IS HOTT!! and after they hugg(greeting) so he is not GAY but hew sure is SEXY!!!!!!!!! OMG I LOVE HIM!"
"I THINK IT IS SO FAKE!"
"OMG THey said the same thing about keanu reeves and about elisha wood. THESE THINGS ARE FAKE! they are jeliouse of HIS HOTTNESS!"
"IT IS SO FAKE HE IS SO HOTT and it lookes like their lips are pursed and it lookes like they are kissing the cheek or chin. HE IS SO HOTT!"
"they have nothing else to talk about so they are just making up shit to make things interesting. Pluse Hayden just laughs this crap off. HE IS SOO HOTT and so layed back. SUCKES HE IS 24 :( But he is sexy :)"
And after some informs her that it is indeed possible to be hot and gay:
"omg guys he is hott but he also has a great personality. think of wuts inside guys. he is hott but read some magazines and just be happy for him if he is gay. i like him too but mostly for his personality. If he is gay cool, gay guys are fun to hang wit! plus if he is gay stop telling everyone thats y he peobably is dropping out of acting and i think they should take this gay ass website off the web because people are saying insulting things. HES HOTT< GOT A GOOD PERSONALITY< AND PISSED OFF"
"Hayden" himself supposedly refutes the rumours:
"I'm glad to say that this is Hayden Christensen. And that was a dare by Natalie so stop making such a big fuss over nothing i got 10 bucks for it. I washed my mouth and bruched my teeth like a hundred times. And if you here that I cheated on Natalie with Eva thats a rumor she wouldn't leave me a lone. I still love Natalie with all my heart. If it weren't for Eva I was going to ask Natalie to marri me."
And there's more:
Eleese joins in with the incoherent proclamation, "Im so freaking gay that STAR WARS is complete
we should all be gay not only for Hayden but for ourselfs as well"
TOM informs us all that "ES MENTIRA SOYS UNOS CRETINOS Q VAIS DETRAS DE UN FAMOSO YO LE CONOSCO Y ME HA DICHO UNAS COSAS DE LAS CHICAS...
COMO TODO HOMBRE LE GUSTAN LAS CHICAS.
CUANDO YO VI ESTA BARBARIDAD LE LAME Y SE DESCOJONO . YO NO ME REI Y ME HABLO DE UNA CHICA ME ENVIO FOTOS DE CHICAS HABLAMOS DE CHICAS Y DE....
POR LO TANTO YO COMO AMIGO LO DEFIENDO
Y DIGO Q ESOS SON UNOS TIPOS Q SE LES PARECE. SMOS GRANDES AMIGOS Y LE CHIFLAN LAS CHICAS HASTA HACE POCO SE LIGO A MI HERMANA SAlieron juntos... Y ADEMAS ESE DIA ESTUBO CON MIGO Y PIROPEABAMOS A TOAS LAS TIAS Q PASABAN ...
PASO UNA AMIGA MIA Y SE LA PRESENTE SE SE PRESENTO LE FIRMO UN AUTOGRAFO Y LE DIO UN BESO EN LA MIJILLA ... CUANDO LE DIJE Q SI LE HABIA DADO EL NUMERO EL ME DIJO Q SI PER Q SU CORAZӎ PERTENESIA A UNA CHICA MUY ESPECIAL ...
y repito ese dia estubo con migo todo el dia despues se fue a la boda de su prima. y nunca en su vida habia besado a ewan y nunca lo hara un estrechon de mano si .
per repito esos son unos impostores!!!!!!
A CHICAS NO SEAIS BOBAS... Q ESO DE LA FOTO Y VIDEO ES MENTIRA..."
Thank you for clearing that up, TOM.
He comes back a comment later, slightly more coherently (but only slightly):
"I´M HIS FRIEND AND I NOW THAT THIS IS NO TRUE .
"HE LOVED WOMEN!!!!!!"
I´M YOUR FRIEND TOM . HAYDEN I NOW THAT YOU LOVE WOMEN LIKE ME.
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE JJAJAJAJAJJA WHEN YOU SAID ME THAT EMMA THE GIRL THAT LEFT IN CANADA CAN YOU REMEMBER.
I THINK YES WHEN YOU HAD 7 YEARS OLD ...
SO I REMIND YOU LADIES :
HAYDEN LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
ME TOO : JjJjJjJjajajajajajajajajaja"
And generally the whole page... okay, the whole site just oozes crazy. This is definitely one you're gonna need a few hours for.
If you haven't seen at least five different livejournal icons of it by now, well, we clearly don't hang out at the same communities. Unfortunately, the people at A Socialite's Life do not feel the same way the icon-makers do.
There seems to be two main schools of thought:
1. "I always knew Hayden was gay!"
2. "IT'S A FAKE! HAYDEN'S TOO HOT TO BE GAY!" (AKA there lipz r pastede 2gether yay!!)
I can't link directly to comments, but I will summarize as much as I can for so much spooge.
My personal favourite spewer of batshit is named ariana. These are some little pearls of wisdom from her, mostly right next to each other, as apparently she could hold herself back and needed her voice heard over and over and over:
"GUYS i no he is soooo hott i cried when i thought he was gay but come on love him for who he is, i did that and i still do i may sound like a freak but i blow a kiss at a pic of him every time i walk into my room and i hope he just doesn't hurt himself. JUST BE COOL! he's hott and maby gay but i highly doubt it. I mean come on just stop doing this, he is hott u guys think hes gay, but just hope for the best. :) I love him but he is 2ce my hight and like 3/4 my age but w/e i just love him and hope for the best!"
"I THINK HE IS HOTT!! and after they hugg(greeting) so he is not GAY but hew sure is SEXY!!!!!!!!! OMG I LOVE HIM!"
"I THINK IT IS SO FAKE!"
"OMG THey said the same thing about keanu reeves and about elisha wood. THESE THINGS ARE FAKE! they are jeliouse of HIS HOTTNESS!"
"IT IS SO FAKE HE IS SO HOTT and it lookes like their lips are pursed and it lookes like they are kissing the cheek or chin. HE IS SO HOTT!"
"they have nothing else to talk about so they are just making up shit to make things interesting. Pluse Hayden just laughs this crap off. HE IS SOO HOTT and so layed back. SUCKES HE IS 24 :( But he is sexy :)"
And after some informs her that it is indeed possible to be hot and gay:
"omg guys he is hott but he also has a great personality. think of wuts inside guys. he is hott but read some magazines and just be happy for him if he is gay. i like him too but mostly for his personality. If he is gay cool, gay guys are fun to hang wit! plus if he is gay stop telling everyone thats y he peobably is dropping out of acting and i think they should take this gay ass website off the web because people are saying insulting things. HES HOTT< GOT A GOOD PERSONALITY< AND PISSED OFF"
"Hayden" himself supposedly refutes the rumours:
"I'm glad to say that this is Hayden Christensen. And that was a dare by Natalie so stop making such a big fuss over nothing i got 10 bucks for it. I washed my mouth and bruched my teeth like a hundred times. And if you here that I cheated on Natalie with Eva thats a rumor she wouldn't leave me a lone. I still love Natalie with all my heart. If it weren't for Eva I was going to ask Natalie to marri me."
And there's more:
Eleese joins in with the incoherent proclamation, "Im so freaking gay that STAR WARS is complete
we should all be gay not only for Hayden but for ourselfs as well"
TOM informs us all that "ES MENTIRA SOYS UNOS CRETINOS Q VAIS DETRAS DE UN FAMOSO YO LE CONOSCO Y ME HA DICHO UNAS COSAS DE LAS CHICAS...
COMO TODO HOMBRE LE GUSTAN LAS CHICAS.
CUANDO YO VI ESTA BARBARIDAD LE LAME Y SE DESCOJONO . YO NO ME REI Y ME HABLO DE UNA CHICA ME ENVIO FOTOS DE CHICAS HABLAMOS DE CHICAS Y DE....
POR LO TANTO YO COMO AMIGO LO DEFIENDO
Y DIGO Q ESOS SON UNOS TIPOS Q SE LES PARECE. SMOS GRANDES AMIGOS Y LE CHIFLAN LAS CHICAS HASTA HACE POCO SE LIGO A MI HERMANA SAlieron juntos... Y ADEMAS ESE DIA ESTUBO CON MIGO Y PIROPEABAMOS A TOAS LAS TIAS Q PASABAN ...
PASO UNA AMIGA MIA Y SE LA PRESENTE SE SE PRESENTO LE FIRMO UN AUTOGRAFO Y LE DIO UN BESO EN LA MIJILLA ... CUANDO LE DIJE Q SI LE HABIA DADO EL NUMERO EL ME DIJO Q SI PER Q SU CORAZӎ PERTENESIA A UNA CHICA MUY ESPECIAL ...
y repito ese dia estubo con migo todo el dia despues se fue a la boda de su prima. y nunca en su vida habia besado a ewan y nunca lo hara un estrechon de mano si .
per repito esos son unos impostores!!!!!!
A CHICAS NO SEAIS BOBAS... Q ESO DE LA FOTO Y VIDEO ES MENTIRA..."
Thank you for clearing that up, TOM.
He comes back a comment later, slightly more coherently (but only slightly):
"I´M HIS FRIEND AND I NOW THAT THIS IS NO TRUE .
"HE LOVED WOMEN!!!!!!"
I´M YOUR FRIEND TOM . HAYDEN I NOW THAT YOU LOVE WOMEN LIKE ME.
REMEMBER YOUR FIRST LOVE JJAJAJAJAJJA WHEN YOU SAID ME THAT EMMA THE GIRL THAT LEFT IN CANADA CAN YOU REMEMBER.
I THINK YES WHEN YOU HAD 7 YEARS OLD ...
SO I REMIND YOU LADIES :
HAYDEN LOVE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!
ME TOO : JjJjJjJjajajajajajajajajaja"
And generally the whole page... okay, the whole site just oozes crazy. This is definitely one you're gonna need a few hours for.
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