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Semi-righteous Indignation ([info]sneer) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-20 20:53:00


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"I don't care if Konami said so, IT'S WRONG AND I'M RIGHT SO THERE"
One thing about the Silent Hill fandom - it's mostly intelligent and rational and contains only a handful of hardcore wankers.

I'm pretty sure all of them live in [info]silenthill.

Deathshand posts to report on some comments Roger Avary made about stuff going on on the set. Roger Avary would be the guy that wrote the script. Mention is made of a character that sounds an awful lot like Pyramid Head from SH2 wandering around out there. Deathshand also lets loose some offhanded snark about the "effects and filters" Roger says will go in the film later. Because you know no other movie has ever used any kind of special effects or filters EVAR. Jar Jar Binks is real! He lives in Topeka. In a very small lake. IT'S TROO.

Sorry. Anyway.

Plastic_angel threatens to boycott the film</a> because Pyramid Head CAN'T be in it wah wah wah. Fair enough.

Hacker_chan declares that the movie "is gonna sucks ass lol". He/she/it further whines "Roger Avary isnt a real fan if PH is included in the film and James is not", and oh-my-god IT'S THE MONEY SHOT.

Hacker_chan is right! The people who created the series are wrong! Khaleoud points out that, uh, when the creator says something is, it fucking IS. To which hacker_chan, still neck-deep in that river in Egypt, replies "so, did you write the rulebook on PH? what other things can you make up about him?" Then amenonuhoko brings the Godwin! Not to be outdone by the Godwin, razor_zedge brings the goatse.cx icon!FAIR WARNING: the goatse.cx icon is animated and oh so very NSFW. hacker_chan BRINGS TEH PROOF THAT HE/SHE/IT IS RIGHT AND KONAMI AND EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG! ...no, wait, that's just SHForum wankery, never mind. BUT ITS STILL TROO AND U ARE ALL DUM LOL

Meanwhile, brushwithrob, bless him, suggests people chill. Even darth_blade is mostly sitting this one out aside from a couple of mostly civil posts, and when wank erupts here he's usually right in the middle of it. The general consensus appears to be something like "guys, stfu, wait til the movie comes out then bitch, kthx".

But hacker_chan (that username makes me want to beat my head against the wall, btw) still knows more about Pyramid Head and whether he can or can't exist in this movie than Konami itself does, and all must bow to his/her/its superior intellect.


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[info]ironymaiden
2005-06-21 06:34 am UTC (link)
My poor Silent Hill ;_;

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sharonapple
2005-06-21 06:40 am UTC (link)
As if we didn't have enough splooge without the Mary-Sues getting impregnated by Pyramid Head.

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...What?!
[info]romanesque
2005-06-21 07:17 am UTC (link)
Say it isn't so!

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Re: ...What?!
[info]sneer
2005-06-21 07:39 am UTC (link)
I'm afraid it's so.

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Re: ...What?!
[info]ninja_stripper
2005-06-21 07:44 am UTC (link)
WHy do I click the links! WHY WHY WHY?! *sobs*

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Re: ...What?!
sharonapple
2005-06-21 08:01 am UTC (link)
Can you believe that there's more than one?

What are the young whippersnappers coming to these days? In my day, we just lusted after them celluloid, skinny, effeminate bishounen. None of this "OMG Evil Figments of crazy peoples' imagination monsters are teh Sexx0rz and I want their babiez in me" crap!

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Re: ...What?!
[info]jyuu
2005-06-21 09:39 am UTC (link)
Pfah, I prefer my Pyramid Head where he's supposed to be, screwing James into the ground skulking about and moaning like the sexy ugly hulking brute he is.

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[info]romanesque
2005-06-21 08:30 am UTC (link)
My eyes started watering like I was cutting onions X_x

*distracts self with boobs*

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-06-21 08:55 pm UTC (link)
yes... boobies = salvation

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Re: ...What?!
[info]cheezdanish
2005-06-21 08:01 am UTC (link)
Sweet God and all of her children, puppies and kittens, that is worse than wrong.

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Re: ...What?!
[info]sneer
2005-06-21 08:27 am UTC (link)
I think there's also one where the Sue is Pyramid Head.

Her name is Giza, IIRC. Get it? Giza? Pyramid? HAW HAW KNEESLAP oh internets you so crazy.

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Re: ...What?!
sharonapple
2005-06-21 08:37 am UTC (link)
What the... Who the... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

*DIES*

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Re: ...What?!
[info]cheezdanish
2005-06-21 08:44 am UTC (link)
Internet. Serious business.

I said it in the Kate & Orlando thread and I say it here again: Jay & Silent Bob totally had the right idea.

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Re: ...What?!
[info]funwithrage
2005-06-21 11:06 pm UTC (link)
My Internet has mercifully decided to refuse to follow that link. Thus I can only surmise the badness.


Wow. There's a line between "okay, this is fanfic, whatever" and "holy God, you are fucked up," and I think that fantasizing about Pyramid Head is several football fields over thataway.

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[info]aycelcus
2005-06-21 07:17 am UTC (link)
Hacker-chan annoys me too. Even the 1337est of 1337 will tell you that having the suffix "chan" after the word "hacker" pretty much invalidates the entire thing.

Hacker-chan would have been laughed out of the Gibson.

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[info]dawnswalker
2005-06-21 07:18 am UTC (link)
Maybe the movie will be about how Pyramid Head lost his way in life and turned to manifesting people's psychosises and dark inner desires.

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[info]redjackcash
2005-06-21 11:40 am UTC (link)
I dunno, I sorta thought all the monsters in all the games were figments of the main characters' imaginations - their specific demons haunting them, so to speak.

I mean, I always interpreted that "sent to punish him" line (along with the supposed presence of Valtiel's face on PH) as meaning that James is punishing himself - it's his inner hatred and guilt punishing him. He sent himself to destroy himself, to so speak, and it became manifest through Valtiel's power - his inner turmoil combined with a demon's influence over SH created this creature specifically designed to torment him...

...those games are so open to interpretation in so many different ways, I can only imagine the wank they bring...

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[info]knightrider
2005-06-21 11:54 am UTC (link)
When someone calls someone else an omgNazi, the argument is *over*.

Doubly so when they produce anything to do with goatse. What, are we supposed to be *shocked*?

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[info]shakeandbake
2005-06-22 12:38 am UTC (link)
It still haunts my waking nightmares. Why, God? Why?

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[info]katienichol
2005-06-22 03:52 am UTC (link)
I am so, so sorry. That image is indelibly stamped onto my brain despite a valiant attempt to drown the memory in vodka.

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[info]skarrow
2005-06-22 04:27 am UTC (link)
The frame rate makes it look claymated.

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