It's All Kinds of Crazy
I blame F_W for getting me involved in BPAL. In the plus column, the perfume masks the scent of doritos quite nicely, and just yesterday my LJ flist exploded in sploogy glory.

I almost don't know where to start with this one because it gets so convoluted. (Not to mention entries being deleted left and right.) It starts with an LJ sale between wildchild4006 and elusis. Things go swimmingly until elusis realizes she was not sent the perfume she paid for.

Original queries into why she was sent a catalogue perfume, Absinthe, instead of the LE, Dead Man's Hand, could be found here...until of course wildchild4006 deleted them. Now the thread contains accusations of "diluting", reselling perfume for a profit (a big no-no on BPAL), and long incomprehensible "Oh Poor Me" posts by the accused wildchild4006.

Highlights include:
Well, it looks like you three are back to see how much more you can hurt someone. So, I'll just split the whole thing between you three. You see, I'm not in for drama either, am more Solitaire than that. I deleted my post, because of all of yours and some more ranting, turning MY post into a big "let's hurt someone" post. I intended the post to take care of some other kind of people, who were really nasty and talked nasty. Then you and a few others come on the post, and made it worse. Now ladydisdain, when I read all that you and the others left for me, after I got back from a rather fun and healthy outing at the park with my family, I went and read all of your backgrounds too. I don't know how any of you can stand to pass any judgment whatsoever on me. I've been called a whore, a pimp, a lazy so and so..and let me tell you how my knees got ripped out..lets see, after I worked 5 years in Legal...(in which I am very good, not the stupid bimbo you think I am, actually quite smart criminal and contractual Adminstrative Assistant with computer training as a side thing...ya know)...I had to leave it...called burnout, real clinical thingy they say....I then repossessed cars....oh for about 2 years...and eventually, all the hard MANLY work that I had to do, and all the sports I played when younger took out the ligiments in the back of the legs that hold the two parts together. I have already explained my kids are too small for me to be screaming from a body cast to stop anything.And you see, I know it was you that had the three bottles and was supposed to be holding them telling me on one side that they were there....and you had already relisted them. I had my cousin watching the sales, and watching you girls. I knew before it came what was going to happen, and sure enough, when I was back online,and back on ebay, these little ladies did their magick..now this sounds familiar doesn't it?..from you and a "couple others" and your 3 day pay me or I'm putting strikes on your account", not working with me while I was trying to make the computer work. I know I explained more than once....the computer was froze,would do nothing from 100% CPU usage due to bad downloads from Microsoft and Trend Micro, which is a virus protection if you didn't know that, took 5 days in DOS, if you know how, to hunt them down, and track all the crash. On the six morning, I got up, started the downloads, secured the patches and was back up by nightfall here.I got back on ebay,and this is what I was left to.

No I do not go to ebay...since my account was froze because of you and your "friends", which is the ONLY account froze for that...the other account was a seller account that was opened and being left in place for the shop I am working for papers on (so you see lil one...I don't sit on my ass)and because they both were connected in PayPal, NOT because of NON payment like you keep plastering out over the boards. And while all this was going on,I wrecked my car, had to use what funds we had for the deductible and getting the computer back up before I had to let my car go back. AND you girls didn't care, acted like I was some kind of lier, when its not my way to lie to you or any other. Nor will I tolerate people like you clogging my entries, I do not do the same for your sale entries. I checked your prices, no different from mine. You are going around like a little girl in tattle mode...hunting something or someone to point fingers at and make fun of, you know...when you are in the wrong....these things have a way of coming back to you times three. Its called "just rewards" and I will ask for mine. Will you yours? And as far as my square amber bottles, they don't have to have them.I like them myself.Actually they are older than most people on here...is why they were bought....they make these no more...and you can tell that by the quality of the glass...now, if you know anything about antiques...then you know that finding a small case of old pharmacy bottles that has been sitting in a back room since opening is a delight!...and it being the bottles of old that they used to put my Grandfather's medicine in while he worked the coal mines...then you know these are not bottles made yesterday, but more yesteryear, I have many things used today in my house made yesteryear, I like antique things, sorry you guys don't approve. And as far as my blends of base oils....its my time, my oils, my blends of bases, not any of yours, my gas, my fun with my friends, not yours. I dont expect someone like you to like glass bottles, but I like them as well as the oils that are in them. They are not decanted unless they are ordered....because I do like my bottles that much. I made a simple thread yesterday to explain who and why I was there because I had some nasty talking people contacting me, not you, not the others that ran their little fingers yesterday, but some more really ugly people that I doubt you have ran into, or you don't seem the sort to be around these types..then again?....and I shouldn't have had to do that...and then to listen to you and the other two rant was really a download on my heart.

For reasons unknown elusis doesn't want to let it go at that and posts a follow up this morning. Watch that space for more wanky goodness.

*goes back to trying out Spooky...why do I smell like Malibu Rum in this?*

Update: The crazy was too crazy...And too deleted. Corrections from someone in the know:

Hmm... looks like they got the story a bit mixed up, not that I can blame them since wildchild4006 deleted the *original* post o' drama entirely. The follow-up which F_W sees as the "original" was WC's shameless attempt to flog her sale further, having deleted the evidence of mass unrest, but the discussion from the original deleted post simply continued there. elusis really isn't to blame for the wankage, nor is she a major part of it -- just one of many who are appalled, except that she happens also to need to recoup some money that this cheat cost her, as wildchild4006 had *also* deleted all comments from a *previous* and entirely unrelated sale thread in which elusis purchased some imps.