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greypearl ([info]greypearl) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-23 07:27:00


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You know, since so many of us have now seen the light, I'm thinking that maybe, just maybe, we're feeling bad for some of our past w**nking actions. It takes a big person with a BIG heart to admit that he or she was wrong.

So this is a place for all the letters we'd like to send to people we've formerly maligned. I'll start.

Dear Cassandra Claire,

You don't know me, because there are so many people out there who love you, and I'm just one among millions to you. It's okay, though, I know that if you knew me, you would love me right back. Your heart is just that big. Unlike mine.

You see, when I was in a very bad place in my life, I turned to something even worse to cope. I posted comments on what was once known as fandom_w**nk, and some of those comments were... mean. There, I've said it.

So if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I would be overjoyed. We all love you here now.

-greypearl


Inspired by [info]bunny.


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[info]ignatius
2005-06-23 02:40 pm UTC (link)
Hear hear! Cassandra Claire does not deserve all of the jealous hating she has recieved, especially for a minor infraction like accidently copying someone elses words.

I already posted an apology for my latest w**k in my journal, but I'll x-post it here:

Paul Guyot, I would officially like to apologize.

You are not a pompous ass, but rather one of God's unique creations. What I earlier misclassified as "w**K" was really just you expressing your unique and valued thoughts and feelings to the world intraweb, using the precious first amendment rights God granted us all, be we American, Canadian, or one of the other, lesser important countries.

Furthermore, as you are an important man, I am must know who you are, even though I have apparently forgotten. Please forgive my weak, forgetful mind.

<3

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[info]canisetlupus
2005-06-24 06:26 pm UTC (link)
Cassandra Claire does not deserve all of the jealous hating she has recieved, especially for a minor infraction like accidently copying someone elses words.

If the folks at FictionAlley could find support for her actions and love in their hearts, could be be less?

*raises a glass*

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[info]white_serpent
2005-07-12 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Cassandra Claire does not deserve all of the jealous hating she has recieved, especially for a minor infraction like accidently copying someone elses words.

I've decided to help you out with your fwgreatesthits summary.

What is your livejournal id?

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[info]ignatius
2005-07-19 09:05 am UTC (link)
If there's anything you really think deserves to be added, feel free to comment in the comments section of that post, or email me- my id is on my profile page.

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[info]bunny
2005-06-23 02:53 pm UTC (link)
That stole that idea from ME, you bitc....

OMG I LOVE YOU!

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[info]greypearl
2005-06-23 03:03 pm UTC (link)
We at fandom_love don't steal... we share. And sharing is caring.

Seriously, though, your letters did inspire me. I'll add a note or something. *LOVES*

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[info]bunny
2005-06-23 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Aww. That's so cute. And so tiny. Aww. I love you, I love you, I love you. Love. And puppies.

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[info]leto
2005-06-23 03:26 pm UTC (link)
I just suggested we invite Anne Rice to this love fest. The forgiveness has to begin somewhere. We can only try!

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[info]theamazingrando
2005-06-23 04:16 pm UTC (link)
I would like to apologise to Millyfan, saratheboring, "thoughts on yaoi" girl, and any young author's whose fragile dreams I may have inadvertantly crushed in my hurtful, hurtful comments.

Special PONY-HUGS go to CC and Heidi8 for anything hateful I may have said over the year. You keep on writing fic and making a riff on whatever it is you were making a riff on.

I LOVE YOU GUYS. FOR REAL.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-06-23 08:35 pm UTC (link)
BohemianFaerie...we should give her lots of hugs and tell her the good news, that we have seen the error of our ways and that she was right.

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[info]wolfgangmozart
2005-06-23 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Dear Harold Bloom,

Please forgive me for all the bad things I have ever said or thought about you. I have seen the error of my ways. The western canon should be composed solely of dead white English men, with Shakespeare as their guiding light. What was I thinking when I said that the literature of all cultures is valid?

Please also forgive me for believing that story that terrible grad student wrote. I now see that you weren't trying to molest the girl; you just wanted to show her some love.

One request: can you please put aside your hatred for J.K. Rowling? Just for today?

--[info]wolfgangmozart

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[info]livii
2005-06-23 04:55 pm UTC (link)
*loves*

(you)

(and for today, Harold Bloom as well!!!!)

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[info]narcissam
2005-06-23 05:01 pm UTC (link)
Dear Harold Bloom,

Sorry for throwing your book in the trash can last week to make room for actual dead white male authors.

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[info]wolfgangmozart
2005-06-23 06:14 pm UTC (link)
*sporfle*

Here, have some firstborns. :D

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[info]yamashitaaki
2005-06-23 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Dear Pope Benedict XSomethingorOther,
I'm sorry for all those Senator Palpatine jokes I made. You truly are God's right hand here on Earth, and, amusing semblances aside, you are an inspiration to everything around you.

-aki yamashita

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[info]ahiru
2005-06-23 04:52 pm UTC (link)
Dear Anne Rice,
I'm sorry for calling you a bad writer and saying you had a huge ego. I have seen the error of my ways and realized that you simply have a healthy self-image that allows you type freely with one hand. You really can tell the story of Jesus in his own words, because you are just that special. Your writing style is simply unique and misunderstood. You are a shining special light of vampire goodness and inspiration, and I really was interpreting your works from the wrong perspective. I offer nothing but love to your proletarian and Democratic soul. Love filled with puppies and kittens and soft-serve ice cream and marshmallows.

--ahiru

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[info]narcissam
2005-06-23 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Dear Sugar Quill,

You ROX. You totally ROX.

Keep on ROXing,

NM

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[info]bunny
2005-06-23 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Dear GryffindorTower.net,

I am sorry that I laughed about your demise. Truly sorry.


Dear Victoria Bitter/Jordan Wood,

I never should have doubted the existence of your penis. I know it's not pastede on yay, but real and loving and fully functional.

Love and hugs,

Bunny XXX

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[info]soleta
2005-06-23 05:49 pm UTC (link)
that? is TRUE LOVE. I am so proud of you.

Dear MsA:

I have, in the past, said things about you that were unkind and possibly even cruel. Believe me, I have now seen the full error of my ways, and now wish to gather you into a large embrace. And perhaps share a dish of mac and cheese. Is it not a delicious dish?

heartbubbles,
sol

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Dear George Lucas,
[info]kadath
2005-06-23 07:26 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry I said you were a hack who should be kept on a separate continent from Star Wars scripts and that I could write a better movie if I just wrote down what my D&D group did and changed the swords to lightsabers and blasters. I was full of jealousy over your magnificent accomplishments in the field of film. Please continue to make your movies, and all those little tweaks that even a quarter century later, bring them closer to the magnificent vision of which I can hope only to catch a glimpse. I should tell you particularly what a piece of genius Attack of the Clones was--the masterful plotting, the affecting love story, the flawless acting, the subtle foreshadowing.

Again, Mr. Lucas, please accept my humblest apologies. I hope my fellow Star Wars fans will join me in presenting their own.

-kadath

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-06-23 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Dear Cori Falls,

In the past, I have been cruel and snarky towards you, but I have seen the light. You are a beautiful person, and you're right to scold all the nonbelievers who don't see things your way. Your departure from the Pokemon fandom has left a gaping hole in our lives, and we are sorry if we have driven you away.

Please forgive us.

Love, kisses and flowers,
Sara

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