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May I Please Speak to the Complaints Department ([info]ladybirdsleeps) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-23 09:00:00
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Current mood:positive
Current music:Loreena McKennitt

Merry Meet!
Isn't this a blessed day?

Fandom Love is spreading its positive energy throughout fandom. R/Hr shippers are joining hands with H/Hr shippers. Slash and het fans are gazing at each other with newfound understanding. Fear and hatred are being replaced by warm, glowing love.

But even though we're having such success, we still have negative energy in our own community. Those who are too afraid to let go of w*nk are disrupting the harmonic vibrations of Fandom Love. Disagreement is not what Fandom Love is about.

That's why we should remove people who aren't yet ready for Fandom Love from the community. They're all wonderful people, but Fandom Love is simply not for them at this moment. They should come back when they are ready to embrace Fandom Love with hearts that have been cleansed of w*nk's negative energy.

If you know someone who opposes Fandom Love, please leave their usernames in the comments. Once a list is compiled it will be handed over to the mods, who will ban them as lovingly as possible.

[info]phosfate
[info]ktnb
[info]cesare
[info]sorchar
[info]bunny
[info]ragnarok
[info]o_o
orangutan
[info]kenboy
[info]miss_pacman
sharonapple
[info]orange_quack
[info]amame
[info]cornfields
[info]somnambulicious
[info]fallenstar334
[info]atlantapendrag

Please send prayers and positive energy in their direction.


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[info]marlo
2005-06-23 05:30 pm UTC (link)
[info]phosfate, [info]ktnb

I love you two so much. I promise this is for your own good.

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[info]marlo
2005-06-23 05:36 pm UTC (link)
Also, I suspect [info]anatsuno is faking it. Only people who REALLY feel the love should be here.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-23 05:38 pm UTC (link)
It is so sad that she feels she must pretend to be part of Fandom Love. [info]anatsuno, we love you regardless of your faults!

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[info]anatsuno
2005-06-23 05:52 pm UTC (link)
i am not pretending!!1

EVERY WORD I WROTE ABOUT MY LOVE FOR MSA WAS REAL, HEARTFELT AND TRUE.

You know, it's not very loving to suspect me of lying like that. No one suspected the others, why should I be? I'm already suffering from the rift this movement towards the light has created between me and the skeptical [info]cesare - suffering a LOT, believe me, it's not easy seeing a dearly beloved sink in the dark like this; you guys don't need to add scorn to it.

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[info]kraken_sleeps
2005-06-23 05:54 pm UTC (link)
*pets* I believe you. Take her off the list.

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[info]marlo
2005-06-23 06:00 pm UTC (link)
The only reason I outed you for lying (admit it, you are!) is because you'll be so much happier when you REALLY feel the love!

I know there must be other fakers around here - you were just the first one I recognized. C'mon, girls, let's find the fakers and get them to love for real!

xxoo,
Mar-Mar
♥ ♥

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[info]snacky
2005-06-23 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Take ana off the list! She believes in the love, I know it! And I love her so much for it!

::PONY-HUGS ANA::

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[info]marlo
2005-06-23 06:03 pm UTC (link)
You know, I'm not really believing YOU, either.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-23 06:07 pm UTC (link)
I think you are being unnecessarily negative. We have no choice but to believe them until our spies provide us with proof.

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[info]snacky
2005-06-23 06:09 pm UTC (link)
I love you, Marlo. I even love the doubt that you have in heart.

::PONY-HUGS::

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[info]schtroumph_c
2005-06-23 06:18 pm UTC (link)
I think [info]marlo accuses people just to receive more hugs.

I don't know if it's a good idea or not.

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[info]snacky
2005-06-23 06:33 pm UTC (link)
But...anything with hugs is a good idea. Isn't it?

::PONY-HUGS::

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[info]schtroumph_c
2005-06-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
But she can hurt someone if she makes an error. I suppose it's OK if she kiss it better after.

::ARMADILLO-HUGS:: because the other animals can love too.

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[info]crickets
2005-06-24 12:04 pm UTC (link)
::ARMADILLO-HUGS::

!! ♥ *glomps*

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[info]deoridhe
2005-06-23 05:35 pm UTC (link)
[info]cesar has been steadily resisting the Rays of Love I've beens ending in her direction since her double plus ungood unloving post this morning.

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[info]deoridhe
2005-06-23 05:35 pm UTC (link)
[info]cesare, I mean.

The tears of love... they blurred my eyes. T_T

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-06-23 05:44 pm UTC (link)
*confused*

But Jesus said to love those who don't love us EVEN MORE!

Compiling lists of people just because they're not happy with the new regime recent enlightenment of fandom_love... just doesn't seem like a very... -loving- thing to do. Jesus loved everyone, even the people who crucified him!

Oh, someone lead me out of this wilderness of confusing 'logic'! I want to feel only love! ;_;

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[info]phosfate
2005-06-23 05:45 pm UTC (link)
Obviously, Jesus must be added to the list.

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-06-23 05:56 pm UTC (link)
*sniffle*

I... I feel myself beginning to ...to.. *hides face in shame* doubt fandom_love...

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[info]yadda
2005-06-23 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Add [info]jrandomlurker to the list!

There is no room for doubt in love!

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-23 06:10 pm UTC (link)
We must be more understanding. We will give her time to realize that doubting Fandom Love is wrong and that Fandom Love is a true force for good in fandom.

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[info]yadda
2005-06-23 06:15 pm UTC (link)
I'm sorry, I will try to be less militant in my love.

(I just want everyone to GET ALONG and be HAPPY and to stop being so fucking frickin' MEAN! Why can't we all do that? WHY!?)

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dracothelizard
2005-06-23 06:35 pm UTC (link)
Blame the Stephen Fry icon! He makes everybody doubt themselves!

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-23 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Oh, no darling! You have it all wrong. We still love every single person on the list - it's just that Fandom Love is not the right place for them. Once they've been removed from the community, they can put their energy into becoming better people rather than fighting against Fandom Love.

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-06-23 06:13 pm UTC (link)
Oh... oh, I see. *bites lip*

The logic HURTS, [info]ladybirdsleeps, it really does...

I... I don't like it...

If it's going to help them become better people... then...

I guess I'll go ... pray over here in the corner for them until they come around...

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-23 06:15 pm UTC (link)
It hurts to shun them like this, but it really is for their own good. When they come around they'll be welcomed back into the community with open arms.

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[info]thecomfychair
2005-06-23 05:46 pm UTC (link)
*knocks them in the head with lo-* er, *hugs them with looooove*

mmm harmonic vibrations.

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[info]bunny
2005-06-23 05:48 pm UTC (link)
[info]wankprophet is mysteriously silent. He's probably planning a revolution. We must stop him with the power of puppies and love.

[info]ladybirdsleeps spreads discord by forcing us to rat out the people we have completely convinced of the Love. She's evil and must be banned.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2005-06-23 06:06 pm UTC (link)
Why are you being so negative? The people who are truly part of Fandom Love will not be removed from the community. They belong here, as part of our wonderful movement.

By banning people who disagree with Fandom Love, we give them more time to work on theirselves, rather than be negative at us.

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[info]bunny
2005-06-23 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Why are so mean to me then? I spread more than thou and you put me on the list.

*cries*

In the name of the Crystal Moon and puppies and kittens - why am I on the bad bad list?

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chief
2005-06-23 06:15 pm UTC (link)
Whoohoo, Witch-hunt! Erhm, I mean love-hunt! *cough*

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[info]cpip
2005-06-23 06:23 pm UTC (link)
Is it time to play some old-time country music?

Lookin' for love, in all the wrong places,
Lookin' for love, in too many faces...

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chief
2005-06-23 07:00 pm UTC (link)
Oh, but a witch-hunt is never the wrong place to look for love. After all, we only flame you, because we love you.

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[info]cpip
2005-06-23 07:02 pm UTC (link)
Well, I mean, if you LIKE that sort of thing... a little fire-play can be nice, maybe a little blood-play here and there...

What?

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[info]ahiru
2005-06-23 07:35 pm UTC (link)
It's nothing at all like a witch hunt! Because our fires will burn the witches non-believers with the flames of pure love. Who could deny the love-flames?

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[info]snacky
2005-06-23 06:32 pm UTC (link)
Wait! From the fandom_love user info:

We'll remind you about them all, because we're filled with love and light and won't ever really ban anyone because everyone's worth a little love and that's what we're here for to love each other and really what's the point of punishing people anyway if you can show them how much better their lives could be if they would just stop hating freedom and babies and join us in our total show of love for them and everyone else especially on the internet because most of the people on the internet were hurt badly as children by bullies and natural disasters and nobody should ever be mean to a torndao survivor especially if they were just babies right? Right.

I think that means we *shouldn't* ban them, just offer them more love and hope they reform, right?

::PONY-HUGS::

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[info]monkeywrench
2005-06-23 06:43 pm UTC (link)
We should SMOTHER them with love!

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[info]melloniel
2005-06-23 07:03 pm UTC (link)
Snacky, I would just like to say that I think it's wonderful you don't discriminate when it comes to giving people PONY-HUGS. You're a true prophet of Fandom Love.

*PONY-HUGS*

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[info]photosinensis
2005-06-23 06:55 pm UTC (link)
R/Hr shippers are joining hands with H/Hr shippers.

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! REPENT! REPENT!

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[info]marylake
2005-06-23 06:59 pm UTC (link)
Oh, but we have repented! That's the whole point!

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BUT!
[info]cpip
2005-06-23 07:26 pm UTC (link)
Have you repented... sufficiently?

It's all well and good to show love, but what about the business we have robbed from these people -- because, as we know, THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!

We must take up a collection. Please! *passes the hat* Alms for those poor whom we have harmed so! I shall see that I use it for candy for me and [info]phosfate it gets to those poor suffering fen whom we have caused such terror, as if we were the Mean Girls in High School...

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[info]hugsnkisses
2005-06-23 08:34 pm UTC (link)
Jesus wept.

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[info]geekmagirl
2005-06-24 07:42 am UTC (link)
With LOVE. See how everything comes back to the love?

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orangutan
2005-06-24 04:21 pm UTC (link)
No, no! I am really filled with love, I swear! I'm even bringing big boxes full of cake and cookies! There's really no need to check the bottom of the boxes for weaponry and pro-wank pamphlets, is there? Trust is love!

. . .

. . .

Who are those men in sparkly pink suits at the door? Why are they carrying what appear to be tasers, and why is their ice cream truck equipped with gun turrets oh god oh god they have flesh eating magical winged ponies and

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[info]cornfields
2005-06-25 12:10 am UTC (link)
Zomg, who reported me? I swear, I had love! I HAD SO MUCH LOVE!

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