The Greatest Story Ever Told
My ice-cold heart having melted by the pink, I reached into my inner child for a way to express my love. For a minute I considered composing a love-letter to Adam, the Pumpkin Pie Lawyer, thanking him for the caring way in which he "demolished" us. But then I realized that the time had come for us to properly acknowledge the greatest love story of all times.

You know what I'm talking about. The one that we were all secretly jealous of and so kept insecurely mocking through one w*nk after another.

I dated a man who was much older than me when I was 20. he has a very fit body and was 45..think close to george cloony's age and he told me that if I went out w/ him, I could see what the nicer restaurants were like and how to meet men who had culture. (live in small town in sc..tired of men that chew tobacco)
he had traveled the world, owned many businesses, drove a porche, had a yacht, mansion, he was perfect
of course many other females wanted to date him and he decided we should be friends. and now he dead from coke.

Confess now how moved you really were by this passionate romance.