Current mood:

really, totally sorry

I'm so sorry, everyone.
I must apologize for my paranoia and hostility of earlier this morning. I...things haven't been going well in my personal life lately, and I'm afraid that I found the sudden change threatening and just...lashed out. Also, I think someone may have hacked into my JF account, possibly my little sister.

I'm hoping to make it up to you in a concrete and, if I may say so myself, artistic fashion.

Over lunch, I had custom Fandom_Love jackets made up for everyone!

They are school-style jackets, made of the best pink wool felt, with genuine leather sleeves (in violet) and high quality knit cuffs. The new F_L logo is embroidered discretely over the breast, and then picked out in a larger version, in vivid metallic color, on the back. They look fantastic. cpip got the first one out of the carton and can tell you just how gorgeous they are.

But...while I've been able to pay for the jackets and the multicolor machine embroidery, I need something from you. I need you to forward me your real names, home addresses, and $35 for insured FedEx shipping with online package tracking. This special flat rate is good for anywhere in the world.

All you have to do is send me your info via my PayPal account (bank-based only -- NO CREDIT CARDS), and your jacket will be delivered to your doorstep within 48 hours.

Please, please let me know that you forgive me for my earlier behavior, and simultaneously proudly proclaim the FANDOM_LOVE!

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	cpip 2005-06-23 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, they are SOOOOO splendiferous and WONDERFUL! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	phosfate 2005-06-23 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	It looks really good on you, too. Really flattering. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cpip 2005-06-23 07:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, you are TOO kind! It must be all this LOVE! I mean, rose and violet are so ABSOLUTELY my colors! And it looks so wonderful on YOU, too! I mean, we cut such a dashing pair in these -- the only thing to do is spread this love to EVERYONE so that they can share in the love of looking THIS GOOD! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

phosfate
2005-06-23 07:58 pm UTC (link)

*tears up* Oh, what a lovely thing to say! I used to worry that pale raspberry and mauve looked weird against my complexion, what with highlighting the blotchiness, but...how could they, really? They're the colors of LOVE!

And they totally don't look screamingly gay. I mean, I had a Ken doll in the 80s who had a jacket just like this. And we all know Ken likes the girls.

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	cpip 2005-06-23 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	Love compliments all things, my dear Doctor. Have a warm hug ~~because leather and wool in summertime will cook us alive~~. Oh, definitely no gayness here -- but if it was, we would love it just the same, of course. Just like ol' Straight-Arrow Ken. We know why they called him that! ~~He didn't hang to either side...~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	theamazingrando 2005-06-23 08:06 pm UTC (link)
	My Kens never did. They liked dolphins and cowboys. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cleo_lassen 2005-06-23 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	But if we have matching jackets, won't that truly make us a clique? I'd hate for anyone to be left out. Oh, heck, everyone! I'll buy jackets for all! ::opens wallet:: Right, so, how many people on the internet, then? (Reply to this)

	teratologist 2005-06-23 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Damn if I'm not going to get a research grant out of this. (Reply to this)

	hugsnkisses 2005-06-23 08:08 pm UTC (link)
	Oh Ann, I did despair of you but now I see you truly have changed. In an effort to truly spread the love, I've forwarded you my address book and bought jackets for every person on it. It did pretty much wipe out my savings, but who needs to go back to college when there's people to be loved! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	backfromspace 2005-06-24 08:20 am UTC (link)
	or middle school. whatever. teenie. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	apoplexia 2005-06-24 10:07 pm UTC (link)
	Now now Jeff, that was a bit mean. Be nice to F_L's resident jailbait. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thepiratequeen 2005-06-23 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	Also, I think someone may have hacked into my JF account, possibly my little sister. Please hug your sister for me. She sounds a like troubled soul who could use our love. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	phosfate 2005-06-24 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	You...you are so nice. She's developmentally disabled, with cancer, and she is so, so very special to me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ourself 2005-06-24 07:10 am UTC (link)
	Can I see some sketches of these jackets? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	shakeandbake 2005-06-24 04:26 pm UTC (link)
	That is so not trusting! I have already sent Ann my money and a note expressing my joy in her new leaf. I can't wait for my stylish new jacket!! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ourself 2005-06-24 08:27 pm UTC (link)
	You are so, so right. It is assenine and childish, and I can only apologize and explain that I did not post that previous comment. I won't suggest that Ann's sister hacked into my account to frame me, but she did. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	phosfate 2005-06-24 04:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm afraid that my scanner has suddenly broken. cries (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ourself 2005-06-24 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	In that case, I will take seven jackets. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snacky 2005-06-24 06:05 pm UTC (link)
	Ann, you have come to the love! Check your email, all my information is there, and I sent you a little extra love too! ::PONY HUGS:: (Reply to this)