I'm so sorry, everyone.
I must apologize for my paranoia and hostility of earlier this morning. I...things haven't been going well in my personal life lately, and I'm afraid that I found the sudden change threatening and just...lashed out. Also, I think someone may have hacked into my JF account, possibly my little sister.

I'm hoping to make it up to you in a concrete and, if I may say so myself, artistic fashion.

Over lunch, I had custom Fandom_Love jackets made up for everyone!

They are school-style jackets, made of the best pink wool felt, with genuine leather sleeves (in violet) and high quality knit cuffs. The new F_L logo is embroidered discretely over the breast, and then picked out in a larger version, in vivid metallic color, on the back. They look fantastic. cpip got the first one out of the carton and can tell you just how gorgeous they are.

But...while I've been able to pay for the jackets and the multicolor machine embroidery, I need something from you. I need you to forward me your real names, home addresses, and $35 for insured FedEx shipping with online package tracking. This special flat rate is good for anywhere in the world.

All you have to do is send me your info via my PayPal account (bank-based only -- NO CREDIT CARDS), and your jacket will be delivered to your doorstep within 48 hours.

Please, please let me know that you forgive me for my earlier behavior, and simultaneously proudly proclaim the FANDOM_LOVE!