walkingundine
2005-06-23 08:25 pm UTC (link)

Oh, it's only the best thing ever. I don't know how you managed not to see this developing- people have decided not to be giant raving poopheads the way we've been for the past however-many years. We're on this super-wholesome sunshine n' puppies kick. It's great.

Y'know, you'd have more fun without all that anger and w***ery.

*pony-h... Er, not touching the Juno. But still radiating LOVE!*

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	deoridhe 2005-06-23 08:30 pm UTC (link)
	sniffs Whenever you raise your voice, it just makes my heart hurt. I'm trying to reach out to you, El Juno, but you keep pushimg me away. Don't you know how spiteful and childish that is? Abandon your hate and join us in love, or a disaster beyond your wildest imagination will occur. dg ♥ (Reply to this)

	esorlehcar 2005-06-23 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	Mods, can we delete this post, please? While I love El Juno and hope he will some day join us on the side of love and light, I think such negative, hateful posts destroy the good work we're trying to do here. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	o_o 2005-06-23 08:41 pm UTC (link)
	Seconds He's making me cry and destroying my self-esteem! sniffles loudly (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	eljuno 2005-06-24 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	I'll destroy your self-esteem all right... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	wanktastic 2005-06-23 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	Hug a kitten. You'll feel much better. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	eljuno 2005-06-24 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	My cat tells me to hate you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	runrunmarch 2005-06-24 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm guessing it's a joke - or a tantrum disguised as one. If it is, it's not a particularly clever one, nor does it inspire me to buy a membership like people keep beating into my head that I should. Meh. When this place stops spooging harder than the people it wanks, maybe I'll be less apathetic. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bankai 2005-06-24 07:13 am UTC (link)
	No paid account for you, eh? How about a sense of humour then? I hear those are fantastic. I have fifteen myself. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sepiamagpie 2005-06-24 07:43 am UTC (link)
	And I love how you've colour co-ordinated them. They bring out your eyes beautifully. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bankai 2005-06-24 07:57 am UTC (link)
	Spoons do the same thing, only more gruesomely. But let's not think about that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	elfy 2005-06-24 10:56 am UTC (link)
	omg! do you collect senses of humour too? i have almost a full set of the shiny, shiny rainbow of love ones, and three sets of i laugh in the face of your misfortune ones which i promise i will never, ever use again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bankai 2005-06-24 11:17 am UTC (link)
	I collect mostly the ones to do with poop. When it comes to the funny, you can't go wrong with feces. Maybe we could trade sometime - one of my poopy humours for a shiny rainbow of love! Do you have any JUST shiny ones? Rainbows make me tic strangely. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	runrunmarch 2005-06-24 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	A sense of humor wouldn't make this any better. This entire thing smacks of a six year old acting like a jackass because she thinks she's omg!cute and deserves attention for it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

snacky
2005-06-25 12:48 am UTC (link)

A sense of humor wouldn't make this any better.

Ehehehehehehehehe. It's good that you recognize that.

I think you took a wrong turn at "Fandom Wank Is Deadly Serious" and got lost at "It's Only A Joke If *I* Think It's Funny." Welcome to f_w. Sometimes people make jokes here, and we don't all laugh! I know, it's shocking to realize that, but sometimes it happens.

Hey, are you a member of

fw_debate, btw?

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	runrunmarch 2005-06-25 05:29 am UTC (link)
	Not being deadly serious doesn't mean finding humor in immature jackassery. This is just as funny as when sites like Something Awful change to other layouts. Oh, wait - that isn't funny, it's just old and tired! Silly me! But this was fandom_wank, so it must be funny! Because the rules of logic don't apply here! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

snacky
2005-06-25 07:21 am UTC (link)

One person's immature jackassery is another person's acting silly.

Seriously, I realize you didn't think it was funny. I realize that not everyone did. I'm not telling you, or anyone else, that they had to, or it "must be" because this is fandom_wank. I'm just surprised that it's upset and offended you this much.

But of course, mocking is serious business. Something Awful shouldn't change their layout, and F_W should never do something silly. We need to keep our mocking straightforward. Lesson learned. Thank you.

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	bankai 2005-06-24 07:15 am UTC (link)
	This posts hurts me so. And I'll thank you not to make fun of my hair condition. It's au natural. But, like...more natural than is properly natural. Great, now I'm sprouting with all this hateful anxiety. See what all your hairy hate does? Do you see? Cause I can get a camera and show you! (Reply to this)

	It's a conspiracy. blackoftwilight 2005-06-24 07:22 am UTC (link)
	Looks like massive online brainwashing to me. pokes (Reply to this)

	xero_sky 2005-06-24 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Until today, I never realized what a bitter and jaded person I am. Look at how I've spent my time, in the mockery of others! I've been mean and vicious and utterly careless with the feelings of others. And it's been good. Dear Fandom_Love: Your sweetness and light has begun to give me cavities and blood sugar issues. I hope you die in a blender accident. No love, Xe (Reply to this)(Thread)

	apoplexia 2005-06-24 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Heretic! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	singe 2005-06-24 08:17 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, blasphemers on their way to Hairy Hell are so negative! Come into the light! WE LOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOU!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sepiamagpie 2005-06-24 07:44 am UTC (link)
	ATTICA. ATTICA. (Reply to this)

	radiotrash 2005-06-24 07:45 am UTC (link)
	huddles in a corner I dunno what's happening but I'm TERRFIED. (Reply to this)

	amxjm 2005-06-24 07:45 am UTC (link)
	Clearly, not being able to access journalfen all day has left me clueless about what's going on here. (Reply to this)

	jedilora 2005-06-24 07:46 am UTC (link)
	Based on the reaction of my cousins, hell isn't hairy. Hell is a gleaming chrome dome in the mirror. (Reply to this)

	smit 2005-06-24 08:03 am UTC (link)
	I don't know if I can love you anymore. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	eljuno 2005-06-24 05:18 pm UTC (link)
	Cries (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarajayechan 2005-06-24 09:19 am UTC (link)
	~~FW was never about hate. IT WAS ABOUT PORN!~~ All you need is love~! (Reply to this)

	schoenschoen 2005-06-24 09:19 am UTC (link)
	It's okay, El Juno - our love can encompass all and transcend all bitterness and negativity. ;_; I still love you, man! (Reply to this)

	squeakytoy 2005-06-24 09:37 am UTC (link)
	My 'whiskey tango foxtrot' banner is hoisted high amidst gales of laughter. I got no clue what's going on, but it's damned funny. (Reply to this)