For love or money
Do you know what would really show that you have changed from a wanker? Buying a paid account! Stop being an evil freeloader and pony (hug) up some cash for journalfen.

Also, I want to take this opportunity to say something about the Smallville BNFs. Now, Smallville isn't featured here as much as it used to be but time doesn't heal all wounds. Therefore, I would like to declare my love for Te, Hope, Rhiannonhero, Thamiris, and especially Sarah T. Yay for the Smallville BNFs for being the smartest, most interesting, and thoughtful BNFs out there. You are right-fanfiction is a gift and we are all jealous of your talent!

P.S. to Te in honor of a very special fandom wanker who is too embarrassed to make the request himself: Please write more Batman/ Robin.