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Why is this too solid flesh not melting? ([info]apoplexia) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-24 09:59:00


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Current mood:apologetic

I would like to take this opportunity to apologise to childfree. I know that in the past I've referred to you as "the unhappiest place on Earth," but I see now that that was uncalled for - and probably hurtful. I'm so sorry. I now see that you are not to be mocked, but pitied, for you have never known the simple pleasures like the laughter of a boy as you lift him on to your lap and tickle him. I hope that some day you will open your hearts to the children and love them as I do.



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[info]no_touching
2005-06-24 01:37 pm UTC (link)
Won't somebody think of the children. They think of you...

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[info]ishtar79
2005-06-24 03:22 pm UTC (link)
...naked.

Which reminds me, shouldn't we all be apologising to Michael Jackson too?

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[info]sennet
2005-06-24 07:37 pm UTC (link)
I feckin' hate kids. xD

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[info]ilanalynn
2005-06-24 08:38 pm UTC (link)
Behold.

We have been found out.

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[info]yadda
2005-06-24 10:03 pm UTC (link)
Please tell me they're all being sarcastic as well...

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[info]esorlehcar
2005-06-24 10:28 pm UTC (link)
Oh, I think that's way, way, way too much hope. The fact that an FW regular is over there being outraged along with the best of them brings joy to my shriveled black heart.

I mean, um. My heart is filled with sadness for these poor unfortunate souls, and I hope someday they learn that love is much better than hate.

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[info]mmmkay
2005-06-24 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Our work is done!

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[info]ilanalynn
2005-06-24 10:42 pm UTC (link)
It doesn't seem that way. There's another post pointing out that F_L is all in good fun, but this one is just all ZOMG BREEDERS.

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-06-26 11:40 pm UTC (link)
I can't be the only one amused that they have to resort to the idea that perpetuating the human race is a bad thing. Then again, in reading their posts, a group of more bitter, selfish children I've never read. I'm not sure what amused me more, the fact that because I don't consider children scum of the earth that my only purpose in life is to breed and that they're saved for more loftier duties, or the fact that there's a definite undercurrent of "I was never as naughty as children today, and that it's the failure of the parents not to train them!" Bitch, please. If you're going around, calling most of the population breeders, chances are you were spoilt rotten as a kid, your every whim indulged and this is why you believe insulting everyone is your right.

It's not, you know.

Then again, I wanted to write, in huge caps and scrolling text "BITTER BARREN BITCHES!!!!" and see what happened. I think it's the part where "breeders" don't go to uni, whereas noble child-free people do. Hah. I'll let my parents know that.

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[info]ilanalynn
2005-06-27 07:47 am UTC (link)
Heh. I'm in the comm, and sometimes it does seem like it goes really overboard like that, but there're also people in there (like me :D) who just aren't interested in having kids. Not that kids are always bad, but I'm just not suited for them. I like to say that I like kids too much to subject any of them to the experience of having me as a parent. ;)

But their whole thing about entitlement breeders... yeah, it goes both ways, y'know...

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-01 09:06 pm UTC (link)
"...for you have never known the simple pleasures like the laughter of a boy as you lift him on to your lap and tickle him. I hope that some day you will open your hearts to the children and love them as I do."

Wow...that's beautiful. Didn't Michael Jackson say the very same thing?

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