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Cap'n Red Jack Cash (Misha) ([info]redjackcash) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-24 12:48:00

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Don't ask me how something that damaged your brains should somehow cure you
It's....it's finally happened.

All that wank has damaged your brains. The collective IQ of F_W has dropped, and we're feeling the effects.

I see now that I am the only one who can save us.

I am going to have to post a wank.

OK, so you guys remember the Jak fandom, yes? They've only had two wanks posted that I remember, but they were pretty wanktastic. This one relates to the last wanky fiasco, which I know I sure as hell remember.

So, then a member of the Jak community, filthy_animal, posts a wank update for us, letting us know the current whereabouts of "Muffinbutt". It was behind a locked entry, but she's given me permission to reap the harvest of wankpost it. Like a Transformer, there's more than meets the eye.

wichitar08 posts a fic to The Pit of Voles, and Queesimia gives her a wanky piece of mind.

Key wankiness here is: Seriously, yaoi has become so bizarre with this whole pairing-for-pairing's-sake-canon-be-damned trend, that I can barely wade into places like or deviantart without running into normally straight characters taking it up the ass from each other. What. The. Hell.

Filthy_animal is in there as well, with a good old-fashioned ew.

Wichitar08 gets pissed at people who don't like a pairing and proceed to read a story about said pairing then review it badly. However, in the same post she then proceeds to make the mistake of saying You know, I should post that story up on Jak_Fanfics, just to laugh at more bastards stupid enough to take everything I write at face value. I'm always in need of a good laugh.

BANNINATED. Not once, but twice! Most people agree to the banning, but taiyou_tsuki disagrees. People bring up the fact that wichitar08 got us on F_W, etc etc etc. Filthy_animal then states that she didn't ban because of the pairing.

Filthy_animal proceeds to wear the bannination around her neck like gaudy bling-bling. Taiyou_tsuki makes yet another appearance.

Wichitar08 takes to task the three reasons filthy_animal listed for the banning.

Filthy_animal responds, explaining her banning. My favourite line: That's not the true reason to why you were banned, I just felt like saying that, for the sake of the people at NaughtyDog themselves.

It devolves into wank.

A quote from filthy_animal on the subject, simply because it amused me (but then, all caps text always amuses me - I am easy that way):

"I didn't take the fight very seriously at first, I admit (hence the chokefish). But after awhile I was getting annoyed that she kept finding lame excuses to defend herself and I had stopped caring and attempted to level with her. Then her wanky friend butted in. c_C YAY INTERNET

DON'T WORRY FRIEND, I WILL SAVE YOU, I'M FROM THE INTERNET

D:
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