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Gina, AKA Athena Parthenos ([info]loonylupinlover) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-24 11:22:00
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Current mood:Fixin' for a fight
Current music:"Apocalypse Please"

*bursts in, wild-eyed and disheveled*

Oh God. It's still going on, isn't it? The pony hugs and the pink and the happiness and the... the... I can hardly bring myself to say it, it leaves such a bitter taste in my mouth... the *love*?

Is anyone unaffected anymore? Or are all of you victims of "fandom_love"? Poor, helpless fools reduced to snuggling and fluffiness and proclaiming how wonderful everyone is -- is that all that remains of the once-mighty, once-snarky fandom_wank? Oh. The *humanity*.

*weeps*

*dries eyes*

*brandishes shotgun*

My fellow survivors... are you ready to do what needs to be done?


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[info]cpip
2005-06-24 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Don't worry! There's lots of love, and people are SHOWING THEIR LOVE WITH CANDY AND MONETARY DONATIONS.

And we like the love. Have a Werther's!

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[info]sorchar
2005-06-24 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Flee for your life!

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[info]pyratejenni
2005-06-24 09:43 pm UTC (link)
*distracts [info]cpip with a candy necklace* We're winning. Slowly but surely!

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[info]cpip
2005-06-24 09:55 pm UTC (link)
Ooooh. Caaaandy.

I smell wank and caaaaandy... yeaaaah...

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[info]phosfate
2005-06-24 10:16 pm UTC (link)
Pip! There's plenty here.

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[info]cpip
2005-06-24 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Mmmmmmm. Candy!

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[info]sadisticferret
2005-06-24 09:48 pm UTC (link)
~raises hand~ I will do whatever it takes to end this tired routine and get fandom_wank back.

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[info]narcissam
2005-06-24 10:00 pm UTC (link)
I think the only way out is to find the next Crystalwank. Only a greatest hit-calibre wank can rouse us from our decadent love-making.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-06-24 09:57 pm UTC (link)
*glazed look in eyes*
*has poorer-than-usual fashion sense: waaaay too much pink*
*smells like cotton candy*
*clutches a Hello Kitty plushie of unspeakable horror*
*moans*

Loooooooove.... aaaand liiiiiiiiight.... looove and liiiiiiight.... love and liiiiiiiight..... looooove and... brains? Love brains! BRAINSSSSS!! BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS!!!

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[info]bakunina
2005-06-25 12:41 am UTC (link)
*bang*

Ok, that one's, well, uhm, cured.

Who's next?

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[info]mmmkay
2005-06-24 10:05 pm UTC (link)
DUN BE A H8ER OMG LOLZ1111 < 3333

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[info]__kat__
2005-06-24 10:16 pm UTC (link)
I think the only thing that can be done at this point is ritual suicide to end the blinding pain. don't tell them my plan, maybe I can take a bunch of them along with us!
Gimme that shotgun

*starts passing out the kool-ade* You know you want some it's pink and love filled with only the slightest sent of almonds.

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[info]moonjaguar
2005-06-24 10:51 pm UTC (link)
I can solve that (starts taking away all the cute little candies people have been eating).

That's the only logical explanation for all this pink pukeness. [info]fandom_wank's been turned into one giant candy rave!

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[info]teratologist
2005-06-24 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I'm still working on the damn button. It's loosening. Keep your panties on.

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[info]ladyofviolets
2005-06-24 11:32 pm UTC (link)
You'll be assimilated... RESISTANCE IF FUTILE! XD

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[info]__kat__
2005-06-24 11:39 pm UTC (link)
since when are the Borg pink and fluffy?
nevermind that it would probably make them that much more frightening

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[info]bakunina
2005-06-25 12:44 am UTC (link)
Since apparently someone injected (them? it? whatever) with BPAL.

Avoid the BPAL, people. It's for your own good. Mass-production, marketing, and monopolistic corporations will save us. Drink your juice boxes and eat your individually wrapped chocolate bars. Do not consume anything that is not encased in plastic when you take hold of it.

We shall overcome.

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[info]out_bottle
2005-06-25 02:13 am UTC (link)
Well, it's over, and now I have a raft full of snack cakes.

What the hell am I going to do with a raft of... oh, right.

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[info]ultimate_cin
2005-06-25 04:12 am UTC (link)
Thank God that's over and we're back to our regularly scheduled snark. I haven't seen that much pink and fluffiness since 6th grade.

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-06-25 06:21 pm UTC (link)
We must allow it to tear itself apart, just like Gotham!

There's no WankMan to save you now! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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