*bursts in, wild-eyed and disheveled*

Oh God. It's still going on, isn't it? The pony hugs and the pink and the happiness and the... the... I can hardly bring myself to say it, it leaves such a bitter taste in my mouth... the *love*?

Is anyone unaffected anymore? Or are all of you victims of "fandom_love"? Poor, helpless fools reduced to snuggling and fluffiness and proclaiming how wonderful everyone is -- is that all that remains of the once-mighty, once-snarky fandom_wank? Oh. The *humanity*.

*weeps*

*dries eyes*

*brandishes shotgun*

My fellow survivors... are you ready to do what needs to be done?