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caspian ([info]caspian) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-24 17:05:00
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Current music:If Ever I Would Leave You

Alas! Bliss deflates...
Even as trembling fingers reached for the instruction to become a paying member of this community, the love dissipates, dissolving under the forces of nasty. Adieu, adieu, I return to former lurkdom, waiting the moment when love shall rise again. It was a funny twenty-four hours. Refreshing, inventive, therefore, doomed to be short-lived.

Back to the same-old, same-old with you.


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[info]yadda
2005-06-25 12:23 am UTC (link)
Who are you?

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ooohh...just like Alice...
[info]caspian
2005-06-25 03:16 am UTC (link)
Who are YOU?

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[info]wankprophet
2005-06-25 12:24 am UTC (link)
*hugs & snu...*

Wait a minute. The era of fandom_love is over. That means we don't have to be nice anymore...

Stop using fandom_wank as your own personal message board, fucker. If you're gonna post here, post wank and links. Capisce?

That goes for the rest of you moronic subhominid slime-monkeys F_W members too.

...wow, that felt good. Releasing the hate is healthy. Like being in stuck in a well with the annoying fucker Timmy and his hairy, long-snouted girlfriend with the cold nose, and finally getting a conjugal visit from the entire cast of "Victoria's Secret: The Musical."

Back to normal.

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[info]caspian
2005-06-25 03:21 am UTC (link)
It hurts me when you use harsh words, WP, especially since you have laughed muchly over my past prosaic parody. But I forgive you and...

(Wonks self over head)

"Auntie Em? Is it over? For my leetle dog too?"

Back to Oz.

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[info]wankprophet
2005-06-25 03:35 am UTC (link)
I had to unleash the hate, you understand, for the good of the community. You're willing to suffer for the greater evil, right? All the sweetness and light was destroying our blackened souls. I mean, even in the midst of my vitriol, here you are, forgiving me. It makes me weep for sorrow at how badly y'all have been corrupted.

(Which prosaic parody, btw?)

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Deep confliction settles in...
[info]caspian
2005-06-25 03:50 am UTC (link)
But I liked people talking nice and snarking with a smile. It was FUNNY. I cry that you weep for sorrow, that our blackened hearts could not withstand the joy inherent in snarking with class. I return to my warped world where being funny is serious business and people pay you for it.

(involves people with double initials for names...among other things.)

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[info]ladyofviolets
2005-06-25 01:43 am UTC (link)
Quit the PURPLE PROSE already, bitches! XD

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[info]caspian
2005-06-25 03:22 am UTC (link)
Even if it has bits of pink and smilies all over?

I am crushed.

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