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There (tsuzukilove) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-27 16:39:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:Gackt-Vanilla

I love Gackt, but he can sure wank with the best of them.

Unless this letter posted to LJ Dears is apocryphal, which I doubt it is, watch as Gackt simultaneously jumps on the drama llama and wanks hard enough to make all of Asia look Vanilla. ~_^

"Well, the negative fans (can we call these people fans?) read something about this in an article and right after that they send me mails about the whole thing acting as if they understand the whole situation...
Honestly, I can't care about these people's opinions.
I guess those people get their chance to masturbate by sending those mails."

As you do by writing this one, Gakuto. ~_^

"Well, I have an endless things of things I want to say and write
But what I can clearly say is that

If there are any mistakes that I made right now,
due to the actions or decisions I made
I will quit my music and leave the stage"

WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!1111 Someone call him a waaaahmbulance!

Cue 50+ comments to the above-linked entry at [info]dears begging Gackt to not leave music, with everything from offers of marriage to suicide threats.

Gackt wank-it may not be explosive Intarweb warfare, but it's sure funny to watch.



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[info]guilty_as_sin
2005-06-28 04:15 am UTC (link)
A fannish absurdity it may be, but not especially wanky, in my opinion.

Quite the translation, though. Makes you wonder what he really said.

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Maybe, maybe not.
tsuzukilove
2005-06-28 04:31 am UTC (link)
I think it's kind of wanky. Sure, it's not Anne Rice, but this is the kind of WAAAAAAANNNNGGGSSSTTT we'd expect from a teenage fanbrat who just got her story deleted from ff.net.

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Re: Maybe, maybe not. - [info]ravenclaw_devi, 2005-06-28 03:11 pm UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2005-06-28 04:20 am UTC (link)
Mh. Doubt the translation. Sounds uncharacteristic.

This isn't ZOMGGACKTWORSHIP. It just sounds inconsistent for the guy, to me.

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I'm not sure on the translation either.
tsuzukilove
2005-06-28 04:33 am UTC (link)
It does sound a bit uncharacteristic, I agree, that's why I said that I questioned the translation too. *fellow Gackt lover*

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Re: I'm not sure on the translation either. - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-06-28 05:32 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-06-28 04:53 am UTC (link)
NICE translation there. :P

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[info]lucky13
2005-06-28 05:14 am UTC (link)
I dunno. I actually thought the sentiment he seemed to be trying to express (underneath the terrible translation) about the crappy, corporate-oriented rather than fan-oriented state of the music industry was a rather admirable one.

Then again, I'm one of those crazy Gackt fans, so my opinion should probably be taken with a grain of salt.

(more importantly, w00t, I have a chance to use this icon :DDD)

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this is going to sound dumb, but confirmation please?
(Anonymous)
2005-06-28 11:21 am UTC (link)
Oh my god. That's Gackt and Julie Andrews, isn't it?

That is so cute.

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Re: this is going to sound dumb, but confirmation please? - [info]lucky13, 2005-06-28 12:49 pm UTC

[info]madmouth
2005-06-28 05:44 am UTC (link)
it's like, to match his recent wave of music, his LIFE is now a shite-ass, middle-age-fearing, sparklyfluffyangsty BALLAD

ride that llama, gakkun. ride it hard.


WHERE WENT THE MAN THAT I LOVED?!

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-29 12:35 am UTC (link)
ride that llama, gakkun. ride it hard.

*snort* That visual! You made me snort tea up my nose.

btw, how OLD is that guy anyway (for real)?

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(no subject) - [info]hinata, 2005-06-30 02:44 am UTC

[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-28 06:28 am UTC (link)
And arrogantly think that the fans would be happy with whatever they are given with

As long as you keep molesting other stage members, we don't care.

But can anyone else explain exactly what the fuck is going on here? I can't say whether this is wanky or not without some background and/or a better translation. Just like this, it ain't wank.

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[info]kami
2005-06-28 07:03 am UTC (link)
Gackt went to Korea for a fan event; somehow the event went wrong on the technical side. There were issues with sound etc, as such Gackt refused to make his appearance until all was resolved.

This took about 5 hours or so the reports say. During these 5 hours all of the Korean fans who came to see him were made to wait.

Once he was on stage he tried to speak Korean but somehow bungled it and asked to speak English...

Other than that it apparently went fine... until he got home that is. Angry fans began to email him bitching about waiting and his arrogance to demand perfection etc…

Hence the Diary entry on his Dears site that the OP is referring to.

BTW I got all of this from [info]gakuhai's post here, the post the OP linked to (including the comments) and various others.

Only somewhat wanky really... but we are talking about Gackt fans. Give it time it will grow.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-28 08:04 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kami, 2005-06-28 08:18 am UTC

[info]kami
2005-06-28 06:52 am UTC (link)
Darn... beat me to it!

Really though Dears is like a sitting wank!bomb... just wait a few weeks and it will explode. Surprising this time though to see Gackt as the wanker instead of the wanked about.

In any case I especially like this line:

I guess those people get their chance to masturbate by sending those mails

I was somewhat under the impression (knowing most Gackt fans as I do) that it was rather normal for the fans that send him mail to masturbate while they are doing it...

I'm rather surprised that he would be surprised... Seriously wake up and smell the fangirl Gackt-sama…. Errr or maybe it was better when he didn’t know?

BTW there is also a troll wank semi going on in the Dears community right now too... funny stuff, but it is probably rather short lived now that the moderators seem to actually give a damn.

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[info]kalika_maxwell
2005-06-28 06:56 am UTC (link)
I don't think I understand enough to tell if it's wank or what. As far as I can tell, the feeling behind the rant is a good one. But I'm not so good at reading Engrish and I don't even know what event he's talking about. Mostly confused here.

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[info]kami
2005-06-28 07:12 am UTC (link)
such icon <3

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(no subject) - [info]kami, 2005-06-28 07:13 am UTC

[info]hayashi
2005-06-28 06:58 am UTC (link)
*just shakes her head*

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[info]made_by_kali
2005-06-28 07:12 am UTC (link)
Damn it. Your icon made me laugh so hard I woke up my family.

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(no subject) - [info]hayashi, 2005-06-28 11:20 am UTC

[info]kalicephirot
2005-06-28 06:58 am UTC (link)
I got distracted by the mental image of Gackt-wanking... uh...

I'll be over here by... dunno... half an hour or so. Thinking. Yes.

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[info]sarajayechan
2005-06-28 07:03 am UTC (link)
This is completely irrelevant, but that "my angst is angstier than your angst" icon is awesome.

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[info]amxjm
2005-06-28 08:33 am UTC (link)
Admittedly, I don't know much (okay, anything) about this guy, but the (former) sociology student in me wonders if there isn't a cultural thing to this. Like, I've heard that sumo wrestlers are basically required to "go out on top" so as not to disgrace the sport. Maybe there's something like that here?

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Part I
(Anonymous)
2005-06-28 11:19 am UTC (link)
It seems that there's debates going on every where on the net about the Korean fan-meeting.
Well, I don't know who's saying what
But I believe that the decision I made wasn't wrong.


Of course, Other People and their Opinions are below him, because they aren't MUSICIANS and obviously are only dissenting for the sake of dissenting, because All The Cool Kids Are Doing It (ACKADI).

Well, the negative fans (can we call these people fans?) read something about this in an article and right after that they send me mails about the whole thing acting as if they understand the whole situation...
Honestly, I can't care about these people's opinions.
I guess those people get their chance to masturbate by sending those mails.


"It's not wanking when I type page upon page bemoaning about it," says Gackt dramatically, his hand to forehead, "because I can just stuff my fingers in my eyes and go 'la la la' and YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME."

I don't mean that we weren't wrong at all.
In fact, the office(Japan) could not hold full meetings about the day
and that I had the staff in Korea do most of the work
These parts, I believe, was the bad part of the office.


Ah, ne parles pas anglais?

Seriously, this was a Whiskey Tango Foxtrot moment. I couldn't even understand that after the fifteenth glance over, squinting really hard at the screen.

But, it's not that I want to say who was bad and who was good
I just wanted to say why I made that decision
Why I made all the fans wait and extend the time...


As he wanks, all of his fans draw forward and place their hands on their chins, their manga-esqe eyes wide and sparkling: "Oh yes, GIVE IT TO US."

It was what I felt from the conversations I had with the Korean staff
Things like
"You don't have to sing if the problems with the sound systems aren't working"
and
"In Korea, we do things like this"
and that kind of stuff...


Poor baby. (offers him a juice box and a pat on the head in the hopes that he will never sing again wander off elsewhere)

What I got (felt) from this situation was
In Korea, they have the rotten thing called "THE Public entertainment" (celebrities, etc) that once existed in Japan
And that this system doesn't really work that well in the industry.


The Engrish. My God.

The first thing that comes to mind
Is what exists in the consideration of the artists and creators
The theme "To make something for someone"


Or that of public entertainers, like musicians: "to entertain someone."

Even if this is a mistake, it isn't for saving the "look" of the company or office
I believe that it is what we can do for our fans
However, the borderline of this idea is terribly difficult and even for every one of the fans
What they wants differs, so we conclude that this is the only idea.


Again, bzuh? The Engrish makes me want to cry, because I know he's wanking as hard as he can and I don't even understand him.

If we go on with the scheduled time,
People think that for the time being, the could get things done without being blamed
And arrogantly think that the fans would be happy with whatever they are given with


Haha. He's talking about arrogance? How much hubris does that take?

And yes, there will always be people who will be happy with whatever the entertainment industry tosses them. It's the reason Ashlee Simpson still has fans. That has nothing to do with her fabulous bod.

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AND II
(Anonymous)
2005-06-28 11:20 am UTC (link)
However, with this, the only conclusion is that the fans will soon go away
and
"Okay, just go on this stage"-like talent-building-structure
exists, as a fact, making it hard for Korea's music industry not being able to give out more artists.


Because giving a hot girl a microphone, a tube top and stiletto heels NEVER attracts an audience.

In a complete activity where the TV station leads everythig
The people who really love music, wants to gain something from it, and tries to get to a higher stage with it,
cannot have a place where they can show their talents
And only can think about the audience


Go back to posing for the cameras and looking pretty. I like hearing you talk about as much as I like ancient Chinese methods of torture.

This means, that if they are more people who love music, and create music
The depth of the music industry will grow, meaning that the market will grow as well, as well as the quality being better
And that being on the top of this quality will mean a very important thing
And that the person on the very top will gain lots of respect.


Because publicity = respect

If somebody doesn't get rid of the rotten idea
The music industry, and the whole idea of music being a way to express things, will not change, and will not grow.
Even if this sounds like a selfish thing to say.


Amidst a sea of splooge and Engrish, Gackt holds up a lantern and looks out into the storm. "Maybe I'm being selfish," he ponders, before a wave of splooge crashes down onto his pathetic little rowboat.

Well, I have an endless things of things I want to say and write
But what I can clearly say is that


I'd go dig up some witty thread bomb regarding grammar nazis right about now, but I don't want to accidentally on purpose invoke Godwin's.

If there are any mistakes that I made right now,
due to the actions or decisions I made
I will quit my music and leave the stage


The crowd screams. The crowd shrieks. Gackt holds up his hands and offers them looks of false sorrow and unrepented innocence, because he is but a pawn on this grand chessboard. Unbeknowst to him, they are cheering. Also, he's not invited to the orgy.

If I can't believe in my beliefs or I have a question against it
I don't want to continue my activity in such a "half-way" attitude


You're just realizing the music industry is shallow? Poor kid. Off into obscurity you go, now. The masses are waiting for the Next Big Thing and hopefully a glance of a boob here and there.

I have no means in work with no spirt
Just for my life


So melodramatic. He's the typical indie kid.

I don't want to make a stage that's temporary

That's okay, you're just another flash in the pan, anyway. It's not like there are 1000 other artists to fill your place immediately or anything.

If you can't see what I'm trying to achieve
You really don't need to be a core fan of mine, right?


Nah. I'll go back to listening to musicians that I care about. The ones that don't make me roll my eyes everything they open their mouths.

You should be a fan of someone you could easily assist.

When is Opeth's new CD due, again?

What I want is a family that could go along with me
And I want you to be one of them


You want a family of 1000 or so Joe Nobodies?

If your thoughts are different from mine
Everything will be fine if you go away from me
You don't need to send me critical thoughts


OMG DON'T LIEK, DON'T READ THINK!!!1

I always live with my stomach tied up
Are you ready to follow?


YEAH! HEAVY FUCKING ... wait, you're neither metal nor do I care. Tough luck, kid.

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Re: AND II - (Anonymous), 2005-06-28 11:22 am UTC
Re: AND II - (Anonymous), 2005-06-28 12:52 pm UTC
Re: AND II - (Anonymous), 2005-06-28 12:53 pm UTC
Re: AND II - (Anonymous), 2005-06-28 11:55 pm UTC
Re: AND II - [info]phosfate, 2005-06-28 04:28 pm UTC
Re: AND II - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-06-28 05:33 pm UTC
Re: AND II - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2005-06-28 06:57 pm UTC
Re: AND II - [info]loki, 2005-06-28 07:11 pm UTC
Re: AND II - (Anonymous), 2005-06-28 07:33 pm UTC
Re: AND II - [info]singe, 2005-06-28 08:06 pm UTC
Re: AND II - [info]stopthatgirl7, 2005-06-28 06:58 pm UTC
Re: Part I - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-06-28 04:21 pm UTC
Re: Part I - [info]ironymaiden, 2005-06-28 08:14 pm UTC
Re: Part I - tsuzukilove, 2005-06-29 05:52 am UTC

[info]lurker32
2005-06-28 07:08 pm UTC (link)
Meh. When stuff like this comes from a performer whose entire image is flamboyant, as I gather Gackt is, it just doesn't register as high on my wankometer. Yeah, he sounds crabby, but not especially OMGDRAMAQUEEN.

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[info]marumae
2005-06-28 08:02 pm UTC (link)
Gackt speaking English? DEAR GOD, I think I remember the last time I heard him speak english I nearly made my head explode trying to understand him. Oh Gackt just stand there and sing and look pretty, that's what you're good at.

Then again this was years ago, he may have improved who knows?

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-28 08:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-28 09:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-06-28 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-06-30 04:38 am UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-06-29 12:54 am UTC (link)
Eh. I don't think he's being that wangsty.

He's well known for being a perfectionist; he would HATE it if his music didn;t sound quite right because of sound difficulties.
I think he just didn't want to give the fans a bad show. But yeah, making them wait 5 hours was a bit much.

I think mostly it's down to horrendous translation. o.o

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-07-01 06:47 pm UTC (link)
Anyone who starts off more than one comment with "Well," or any other word like that should be BURNT AT THE STAKE I TELL YOU! BURNT! WITH FIRE!

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