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Schoen-chan ([info]schoenschoen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-06-20 02:38:00


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Current mood:Amped
Current music:"OASIS" ~ Gackt
Entry tags:anime/manga, cons

AnimeonDVD.com wank!
This beautiful wank comes to us from last year's Otakon. It's small, but thoroughly amusing. A reporter jumps up at a panel and screams "AnimeonDVD.com sucks!"...

And all fanboy hell breaks loose.

Several anonymous flames are poured into his LiveJournal when Chris Beveredge posts a link to it on animeondvd.com. Shouts of "That's unprofessional!!!1!" are heard from both sides. Fun wank ensues... ^_^



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[info]aruru
2003-06-20 11:22 am UTC (link)
Hahahahahah!

Old and short, but sweet. The question now is, who's actually the wankier one? The guy who said this, or Beveridge (who I always thought was wanky enough already) posting the link on his forums to get his posse to flame him by proxy?

(I do agree that both were pretty unprofessional, though.)

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V. First Comment
[info]alden
2003-06-20 11:43 am UTC (link)
Flaming By Proxy (or FBP, perhaps), in my opinion, should be officially considered to be a whole separate *category* of wank. It's just that wanky. And Anonymous Flaming By Proxy should be the wankiest subcategory of all... but then, I wouldn't be so happily entertained right now without it...

(Also, I'm new. Hi. I like it here.)

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Re: V. First Comment
[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 01:45 am UTC (link)
Ohhhh, that *should* be a sub-category. I mean, who the hell runs around combing through people's LJ's that they don't even *know*, looking for references to themselves? O_o Just so they can post it to their own public forum and get people to run over and flame that person.

I gotta agree with Aruru, though. ^^ They're both pretty unprofessional. But I think Beveredge was wankier in this case, seeing as how he tracked the guy down and then posted a link to his LJ in that BBS. O_o And then there were the anonymous flames... ohhhhhh, feel the wank spread!

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[info]azusa
2003-06-20 11:34 am UTC (link)
Is it actually physically possible to get wankier than Beveridge, or would that much wank concentrated in one place cause a distortion of the space-time continuum or something? Just wondering.

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[info]yadda
2003-06-20 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Is it actually physically possible to get wankier than Beveridge

Well, hypothetically, if someone was wankier than he and allowed that wank to gather in one area, the wank would be attracted to itself and group closely together. Eventually, there would be so much heavy wankage concentrated in one place that it would collapse on to itself. Thus, a dark wank would be created, which would then suck all the matter in the area into itself.

So.... no.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 01:43 am UTC (link)
I think the dark wank you're talking about has already happened. Apparently, it's called animeondvd.com. ^^ *giggles merrily*

Too bad they can't come and anonymously flame us. :'( *one shining Mary Sue tear*

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-21 02:48 am UTC (link)
I raise your Shimmering Tear one Head Of Flowing Raven-Black Hair.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 03:02 am UTC (link)
And I see your Head of Flowing Raven-Black Hair and raise you one Shining Lipid Pale Violet Pools for Eyes!

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-21 03:09 am UTC (link)
I see YOUR Shining Lipid Pale Violet Pools for Eyes and I raise you one Long And Wavy Mousey-Brown Hair Trailing Down Her Thin Backside!

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 03:25 am UTC (link)
And I see your Long And Wavy Mousey-Brown Hair Trailing Down Her Thin Backside and raise you one Curvy, Soft, and Feminine, Yet Athletic and Lithe Body!

:D Mary Sue Poker. You gotta love it.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-21 03:33 am UTC (link)
Damn. *folds and eyes your deck suspiciously*

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 03:42 am UTC (link)
Sweet. >D

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-20 09:36 pm UTC (link)
Youricon tickles my happy spot.

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[info]virago
2003-06-20 04:54 pm UTC (link)
They get to the "You're just jealous so nyahhh!" retort hardly ten posts in. Five points for efficiency, there.

And all of this over what is essentially just a little prank in a bored crowd. This fandom is just too easy to stir up.

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[info]soleta
2003-06-20 09:34 pm UTC (link)
christ. I remember that.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-20 09:38 pm UTC (link)
And people wonder why I never, ever, ever go to anime cons.

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 01:40 am UTC (link)
I don't think we *have* to wonder. ^^ This *is* Mikhail we're talking about here.

*I love you, Mikhail! :D*

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