Zombie Wank
xclosedxhandx posts to zombie_survival with a rant five screens long saying essentially "LAND OF THE DEAD WAS AN INSULT TO ZOMBIES!" She complains about pretty much every aspect of the movie, from the concept of smart zombies to the "high-tech, missle eqiuped battle SU-FUCKING-V" called the Dead Reckoning. People disagree, or not.

Highlights:
As a film student, I have the ability to magically turn opinion into fact!

"You are not allowed to change the rules simply because you make good films though. You don't see Micheal Jordan doing that.
Shut the fuck up, you have no idea what you are talking about."

It's not huge as of yet, but xclosedxhandx is SO VERY ANGRY, and comments aren't slowing down.

EDIT: And she's back three hours later, with a new post featuring slightly more facetious anger (I think).