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Tara ([info]necronomist) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-29 23:39:00


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Current mood:Holier-than-thou

"A sad day in Jewish parody rap"
50 Shekel was a Orthodox Jewish parody rapper. He got 15 minutes of fame with "In Da Shul," a painful track stuffed full of Ashkenazi-Jewish American references. He got articles in Q, Rolling Stone, and Heeb for his spiel.

Not everyone was in love with him. He got bad reviews from Jewish hipster blogs like Jewschool. He got challenges from fellow rappers. He even got another parody group, Ju Tang Clan, calling 50 Shek "a bad jewish parody of jewish parody rap," "a suicide bomb of talent," "a talentless Israeli whose former career highlights include production assistant for ABC's T.G.I.F.," complaining "you only had one song and they put in Rolling Stone, what the fuck, I quit," and gently suggesting he commit suicide. Yeah, OK. So, how does he deal?


He redesigns his website and record new songs--complete with 'Hebrew-Christian' links and his Reese's Cup/Jesus t-shirt. This could be a a joke, a publicity stunt, or another 'Jew for Jesus.' Most assuming the conversion is for real.

BangItOut blames this on blogtopia (no, I didn't coin that phrase) not giving love to a Jewish guy trying to have fun with his religion, and particularly Jewschool.

50 Shek responds to BangItOut:

I say this respectfully, hopefully one day you will start having a relationship with Elohim and not your Rabbis. After all...who do you serve? Elohim or your Rabbi? Stop hatin n start paticipatin :) You might be surprised, the one that some call a dumb Jewish joke parody might be helping to save yo tookus from a lot more than you are aware of. Elohim uses the most unlikely people to deliver a most important message. Don't act like you haven't ever seen that happen before. I ain't no prophet but I surely am a friend who cares about you. And most of all, if Jew know me, I am a Jew who has always wanted to Jew the right thing. Now that I came to faith...it all makes sense. The least likely place I thought I would ever find Elohim's Truth was in da church. Think outside the teffilin box. There might be more to this "Jesus" thing than you think. Ask Elohim, He'll show you. Feel free to contact me.

The fine folks at Jewschool post about it, remind BangItOut that not everyone is going to love a rapper, and apologize for any mean things said by the Jewschool posters, and Ju-Tang Clan. Some folks say that Jewschool shouldn't apologize, J4Js go after the confused and hurting anyway. Some former 'Messianic Jews' call for people to reach out and show him love. The BangItOut guy strikes back, and Ju-Tang Clan take exception for being blamed for 50 Shekel's conversion.

We find out that 50 Shek converted after seeing The Passion and because he was getting static from his rabbis, too. That brought out the South Park jokes.

Christianity Today seem to be giggling a little over this.



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[info]rogue
2005-06-30 06:51 am UTC (link)
For some reason I thought this was going to be about that Hilter ganster rap video someone sent me to day. I don't know if I'm happy it's not, or what.

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[info]rogue
2005-06-30 06:53 am UTC (link)
*Hitler

Somehow I've been hanging around f_w and am not used to typing Hitler. Hm.

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[info]pragmatic
2005-06-30 08:32 am UTC (link)
Was that the Hitler rap video from The Whitest Kids U Know?

Maybe I'm just lame, but I find them hillarious.

"Come on! Race war! You know..."

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[info]rogue
2005-06-30 08:51 am UTC (link)
Yeah, that one. I'm caught between finding it hilarious and finding it positively offensive, and so by default reacting with complete apathy.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 10:02 pm UTC (link)
icon love!

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[info]smo
2005-07-01 02:04 am UTC (link)
"I said, you wouldn't have much fun in Stalingrad, would you, Mr. Hilter?"

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[info]frau_eva
2005-06-30 07:14 am UTC (link)
Am I the only one who realizes that 50 Shekel is just having fun messing with people? I can't believe they're taking this so seriously.

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[info]rogue
2005-06-30 08:51 am UTC (link)
Your icon reminds me of a "Commidore Hottington" photoshop I did back in the day. AHhhhh, memories.

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[info]frau_eva
2005-06-30 09:03 am UTC (link)
You know you want Spongmonkey/Norrington. Their love is so...hatty.

Me and a friend of mine were actually planning on creating a Spongmonkey fandom and faking a giant wank. But we only got up till one frightening fanfic before giving up and eating ice cream.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-06-30 01:03 pm UTC (link)
I love your icon in so many wrong ways. I am sat here with my eyeliner rolling down my cheeks and everyone at work wants to know what my damage is. Oh, Spongmonkey. Spongmonkey.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-06-30 08:33 am UTC (link)
Sounds a lot like John Safran, but without the humourous TV shows and more lame Jewish puns.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-01 02:42 pm UTC (link)
Also, without the humour.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 08:44 am UTC (link)
Poor, poor religion. I've already have to deal with the wankyness of the HP fandom and shipping culture, now this? It seems like a joke, least I hope it is. (Dude, Jews for Jesus? Cute pamphelets, but, not even going there.) And after 9 years of you don't pronounce G-d's name, the constant Elokim is making my eyes bleed a bit.
-story645 on lj

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cicer
2005-06-30 08:45 am UTC (link)
50 Shekel was a Orthodox Jewish parody rapper. He got 15 minutes of fame with "In Da Shul," a painful track stuffed full of Ashkenazi-Jewish American references. He got articles in Q, Rolling Stone, and Heeb for his spiel.

Now he dead from Christ.

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[info]memii
2005-06-30 09:17 am UTC (link)
He'll be back in a few days though.

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[info]nobody_else
2005-06-30 06:34 pm UTC (link)
I'm having eyeball sex with your icon . . . I think it's the mormon part that does it for me.

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ealusaid
2005-06-30 09:32 am UTC (link)
Ow. That was so funny it hurt.

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[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-06-30 01:04 pm UTC (link)
*pees a little*

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[info]jetamors
2005-06-30 11:56 am UTC (link)
Never knew Christianity Today could be so snarky. Maybe I'll throw 'em a subscription.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-30 04:48 pm UTC (link)
Were I Christian, I'd think about it. That was funneh.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 12:05 pm UTC (link)
'Jewish Parody Rap.' This is a genre?

Ju Tu Clan vs. 50 Shek... they can have a beef, but not pork.

..Ok, I should hide after that.

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[info]adinaj69
2005-06-30 03:04 pm UTC (link)
THIS RIGHT HERE.

Is why I missed Anonymous posting while it was gone. I'm now off to try and revive myself after dying of laughter. Thank you, mouse.

*cleans Diet Coke off monitor*

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-01 07:26 am UTC (link)
You are quite welcome, I'm so happy we mice have been welcomed back into the fold. ~psychesky on lj

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[info]llama_treats
2005-06-30 03:29 pm UTC (link)
Do I need to whip out my copy of "Kosher Delight" on yo ass?

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-02 03:58 am UTC (link)
Do I need to whip out my copy of "Kosher Delight" on yo ass?
Don't you mean "yo tookus"?

*snork*

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[info]smo
2005-07-01 02:02 am UTC (link)
What, no love for Two Live Jews?

*makes mental note to download "Oy, It's So Humid"*

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[info]jat_sapphire
2005-06-30 03:30 pm UTC (link)
So CT reports, Baltimore's Jews for Judaism is encouraging a 50 Shekel boycott, and now I am giggling a little.

I mean, given the Rolling Stone thing, maybe there is enough business to boycott, but I just didn't think so.

(BTW, what is hatholic?)

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[info]waysmeanstonola
2005-06-30 03:39 pm UTC (link)
it's probably short for catholic hata/hater/insertslangspellinghere.

don't hate the player, hate the game, baby.

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dracothelizard
2005-06-30 07:23 pm UTC (link)
Christianity Today is a bit too link-happy for my liking.

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[info]gobsmacked
2005-06-30 10:30 pm UTC (link)
Oy gevalt! I laughed. I cried. I spritzed like a pudding at picnic. Then I plotzed.

It was better than bacon.

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[info]smo
2005-07-01 02:00 am UTC (link)
yo tookus

O.o

DON'T EVER SAY THAT AGAIN.

*traumatized*

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ataniell93
2005-07-01 08:31 pm UTC (link)
Someone else here reads bangitout.com!

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