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memii ([info]memii) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-06-30 00:11:00
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Current mood:annoyed
Current music:Nobuo Uematsu - Balamb GARDEN ~ Ami

Triple MtS Wank
From a mousie on [info]wank_report:

Another one of those Mock the Stupid wanks which starts with someone exhibiting their own rather limited grasp of reality. Babygrrrrl1000 posts a twofer, neither of which really rise to the level of stupid: the death of the guy who played General Burkhaldter, and the name of Penn Gillette's baby girl. In the middle of predictable cause-of-death wank and stupid-name-wank (with a side trip into the inevitable "My mother went to school with Penn and she says he's a dick" and a little "what do you mean they made a sitcom about Nazis" that hasn't been picked on yet) an unexpected side wank into the Hitchhiker's Guide books breaks out.

One!

Two!

Three!


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[info]xero_sky
2005-06-30 08:51 am UTC (link)
C'mon, if you read everything you can get your hands on and Douglas Adams is still one of your favorites, then something's wrong.

Obviously you're interrogating the text from the wrong perspective, biatch.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 09:08 am UTC (link)
C'mon, if you read everything you can get your hands on and Douglas Adams is still one of your favorites, then something's wrong.-People who think like this immediately lose all lit cred with me, doesn't matter what books they're blasting anymore.
-story645 on lj

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[info]nevadafighter
2005-06-30 09:28 am UTC (link)
C'mon, if you read everything you can get your hands on and Douglas Adams is still one of your favorites, then something's wrong.

Harold Bloom, is that you??

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-30 11:14 am UTC

[info]frau_eva
2005-06-30 08:58 am UTC (link)
Babygrrrrl1000 posts

Am I psychic if I knew someone named Babygrrrrl1000 was already going to do something completely idiotic? Do I get my own hotline?

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 11:50 pm UTC (link)
How 'bout 1800-667-6642?

Just don't say on the commercials that it spells "moronic," stupid people don't like being called as they are.

~Omnicrom~

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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-07-01 06:15 pm UTC

[info]pepperlandgirl4
2005-06-30 10:01 am UTC (link)
Am I a bad person if I admit that I think "Moxie CrimeFighter" is an awesome name?

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 11:16 am UTC (link)
No. I think it's an awesome name. Plus it'll be very cool if she grows up to be a prosecutor or a cop. "CrimeFighter is my middle name..."

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(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2005-06-30 11:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-07-01 05:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]blackjackrocket, 2005-07-01 09:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sesana, 2005-07-02 05:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]trollprincess, 2005-06-30 03:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2005-06-30 03:51 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]kraken_sleeps, 2005-06-30 03:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]drworm, 2005-06-30 06:15 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-06-30 07:26 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-06-30 09:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-07-01 12:12 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-01 12:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]singe, 2005-07-01 01:47 am UTC

[info]big_bad_wolf
2005-06-30 01:05 pm UTC (link)
Your icon appears to be doing the flamenco.

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(no subject) - [info]jaseroque, 2005-06-30 02:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pepperlandgirl4, 2005-06-30 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2005-06-30 08:57 pm UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2005-06-30 04:50 pm UTC (link)
It is awesome.

I'm not sure it should actually be given to infants.

But I think there's actually a Hollywood rule that celebrity kids are not allowed plain vanilla names, so Penn did the best he could.

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[info]phosfate
2005-06-30 07:48 pm UTC (link)
I would rather be called that than, say, Mercedes or Brittany.

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[info]sadisticferret
2005-06-30 08:14 pm UTC (link)
Your icon is clapping in time to Melissa Etheridge's "Secret Agent."

Just thought you ought to know.

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(no subject) - [info]pepperlandgirl4, 2005-06-30 08:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-06-30 11:51 pm UTC

[info]lovelyzelda
2005-07-01 05:03 am UTC (link)
If liking the name "Moxie CrimeFighter" is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Although that's probably my inner Disco Bandit talking.

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[info]schtroumph_c
2005-06-30 12:23 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, Hogan. I had a crush on him when I was little.

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[info]smit
2005-06-30 01:15 pm UTC (link)
I've got a Oberst Klink doll on top of my bookshelf.

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(no subject) - [info]mmmkay, 2005-06-30 01:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smit, 2005-06-30 01:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mmmkay, 2005-06-30 09:53 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smit, 2005-06-30 10:15 pm UTC

[info]rosalita
2005-07-02 04:58 am UTC (link)
Mmmm. Hogan. And here I thought I was the only one. He was one of my first. The actual first was Robin from the old Batman show.

*is old.

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 01:18 pm UTC (link)
I don't know if I agree or not, but I think highway1 may just win the internet for the car crash analogy.

Also, yay for anonymous posting! ::flashes boobies::

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(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 11:52 pm UTC (link)
*molests*

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[info]msmongi
2005-06-30 02:18 pm UTC (link)
Am I the only one that thinks IPod Beeblebrox is the funniest name for an inanimate object ever? I can't believe I just named mine Dolores. pete_pete_pete is also pretty appropriate. Just shake your head sadly and say "Pete, Pete, Pete". Doesn't he realize that trying to stop Hitchhiker's fans from making Hitchhiker's references is about as useful as trying to stop Farscape fans from using the word "frell"? Not gonna happen, buddy.

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(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-06-30 03:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-07-01 03:20 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-07-01 11:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-07-01 02:42 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]bubosquared, 2005-07-01 03:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]baskinglizard, 2005-07-01 03:06 pm UTC
(no subject) - dracothelizard, 2005-06-30 07:31 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-06-30 06:16 pm UTC (link)
(curtseys to the polite applause)


Your reporter, Frequentmouse

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[info]here4tehwank
2005-06-30 09:00 pm UTC (link)
Hey, there are worse names in Hollywood to be had than Moxie CrimeFighter - how about Hazel or Finneas?

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-06-30 09:31 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-06-30 09:32 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smit, 2005-06-30 10:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]jyuu, 2005-07-01 01:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-07-01 04:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jyuu, 2005-07-01 08:59 am UTC

[info]altoidsaddict
2005-06-30 09:36 pm UTC (link)
I couldn't keep my hands out of the pie. Very sorry.

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(no subject) - [info]elemcee, 2005-07-01 04:02 pm UTC

[info]lovelyzelda
2005-07-01 05:17 am UTC (link)
I wasn't even old enough to read in either of those years[89,91], so fuck off.

So, if someone tells me that something stopped being cool any time before the summer of 81, I can win the argument with "I wasn't even born then, biotch!"?

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(no subject) - [info]altoidsaddict, 2005-07-01 05:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lovelyzelda, 2005-07-01 10:24 pm UTC

[info]kijikun
2005-07-01 05:27 am UTC (link)
Better than Moonunit.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-01 05:42 am UTC (link)
Hitchhiker's guide is science fiction fluff. Funny and a nice light read, but beyond that... nothing.

Remember people, you're never allowed to have fun while reading. Ever.

I do admit that this wank is very educational, though. I mean, who knew that Vasco de Gamma was a Puritan?

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[info]greenling
2005-07-01 09:43 am UTC (link)
Heh, I just realized... that's the dude that asked me the weird question about my syntax in the orange juice/coffee thread, then never responded when I couldn't figure out if I was supposed to be insulted or not.

Odd.

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