Mariah Carey is a Fandom, Yeah?
What happens when you combine a meglomaniacal musical diva looking to score some free publicity, a homeless man used as a prop, and a Livejournal community dedicated to dirty celebrity gossip that also, strangely enough, seems full of homeless advocates and those who think that the homeless (and I quote) "smell like piss, yell at people and sometimes follow and try to start shiet"???

A wank this strange, apparently! Seriously, it's the only one of its kind that I've ever personally witnessed. It's like the Mad Libs of wank-- it must be seen to be experienced. It all begins with one poor sap opining that "homeless people freak the shiet out of me...especially at night. propz to [Mariah Carey] going that close to him" and just explodes after that.

Addendum to the wank. Apparently, later in the thread, there's some freakin' idiot poor soul who valiantly tries to stem the tide of disgust against Mariah Carey by claiming, hell, who doesn't take pictures of the homeless every once in a while? It wasn't as though she was hurting him!!1

Yeah. Just... yeah. I had no idea that taking photos of the homeless was the new "in" thing" for tourists, but hey, I haven't traveled for a bit. Who knows what's in vogue nowadays?