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the artist formerly known as brigid ([info]megmurry) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-07-04 14:49:00


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Hellsing Doujinshi Wank!
Figures, I leave the community and it turns up in my referrals anyway.

Over on the [info]hellsing community, [info]liongirl456 wants Hellsing doujinshi. She's asking on the comm because, as she puts it, "I tried Goggle but goggle is gay XD".

Some people are less than impressed with her choice of terminology. The OP gets whiny. A passerby is offended on the OP's behalf.

Just another little wank in the Hellsing community.


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[info]moriath
2005-07-04 11:02 pm UTC (link)
that's aboltely rediculous. she wasn't referring to homosexuality AT ALL. how can you say she was? was it mentioned at all in the post?

Hm, last time I checked "gay" is still a term commonly used for homosexuality...thus she effectively *was* referring to homosexuality.

Yeah. I'm one of those snarky people who doesn't let people say "gay" or "retarded" around me.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-04 11:44 pm UTC (link)
no, you see the OP meant that goggle was happy! I mean, she was stating the obvious a bit, as have you ever known a pair of googles that wasn't happy? but still. No offence meant, clearly.


Argh. People who use gay as an insult bug the fuck out of me. The fuck liek whoa.

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[info]redjackcash
2005-07-05 06:34 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, I'm one of those people too. I try to lighten things with humour (at work, a co-worker was referring to things as "gay-ass", and I commented saying that I was unaware asses could be gay in and of themselves...he stared at me blankly), but people still sometimes feel the need to get righteous about it.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-04 11:14 pm UTC (link)
There's a reason I just skim that community now.
- Q_Slash on LJ

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[info]semtex
2005-07-04 11:55 pm UTC (link)
& yet your comment won teh interbutt. LOL.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-05 01:35 am UTC (link)
The Spick one? Thanks!
*Toothy grin*
-Q_Slash on LJ

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[info]xero_sky
2005-07-05 12:01 am UTC (link)
Ach, my eyes! The Goggles do nothing!


...

err... terribly sorry.

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[info]baskinglizard
2005-07-05 03:28 am UTC (link)
LOL. LOL, LOL, LOL. XD

Holy shit, that is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Week, even.

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[info]hermisia
2005-07-05 08:27 pm UTC (link)
Of topic, I know, but your icon wins everything. Everything.

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[info]baskinglizard
2005-07-07 04:36 am UTC (link)
Hee, thanks, I wish I had made it. :D It's by dunc, whose blog I currently do not have a link to. But thanks anyway. :)

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-05 01:02 am UTC (link)
Well, at one point, a dissenter says "Dear big gay homo:" and proceeds to mock the OP.

http://www.livejournal.com/community/cosplayfucks/73278.html

Cosplayfucks wank! Higlights include lots of ad hominim attacks (mostly 'You live in your mother's basement", mocking of the OP's grammar and spelling, picture spam, Haydn Christensen bashing, and "Go get earn you first kiss for real sorry dude, but your mom doesn't count."

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Re: 321 comments and counting
(Anonymous)
2005-07-05 02:44 am UTC (link)
Just a little heads-up, there's a cool little community for us anonymice these days called [info]wank_report. Might want to post this there ^_^

--blueshinra on LJ

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[info]morbid_angel
2005-07-05 02:45 am UTC (link)
Hmmm. I don't think its that big of a deal. I just scrolled passed it personally.

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[info]phosfate
2005-07-05 03:13 am UTC (link)
"I tried Goggle but goggle is gay XD".

Yeah? Just wait until you see the doujinshi, sweetheart.

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[info]megmurry
2005-07-05 03:19 am UTC (link)
Yeah. Hellsing doujinshi comes in three flavors:

1. Gay as goggle
2. Sweet fluffy explicit het staring six year old Integra
3. Het where the only male anatomy shown is the penises of the sixty men raping whichever chick is starring in the doujin

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[info]mastervex
2005-07-05 05:11 am UTC (link)
There aren't Alucard/Integral/Seras threesome doujinshi? *cries*

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-07-05 07:27 am UTC (link)
...wow. That's some special crack right there.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-07-05 03:32 pm UTC (link)
Nah, they're just your staple anime doujinshi flavours - gay, loli, non-con. I'm actually surprised there isn't more Hellsing tentacle doujins, because usually the dark/horror series go all-out with the multiple-dripping-limbs thing.

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[info]angstymcgoth
2005-07-05 04:57 pm UTC (link)
I was thinking the same thing--especially when you consider how frequently Alucard likes to go all shadow-tentacly at the slightest opportunity.

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-07-05 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Alucard having sex scares me period. Am I the only one who thinks his bed-mate wouldn't come out in once piece?

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[info]angstymcgoth
2005-07-05 08:50 pm UTC (link)
I think you could be on to something, because that Rip Van Winkle chick in volume 5 sure didn't come out of things lookin too happy, but she was groaning throughout the expirience.

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-07-05 09:18 pm UTC (link)
Yeah...no kidding...

He has a tendancy to be, ah...a bit overzealous... *shudders*

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[info]sir_hellsing
2005-07-07 12:33 pm UTC (link)
Well... yeah... unless is Integral. Because (Manga) Alucard is just very pussy whipped. And I really mean the very.

Or Arthur Hellsing, he turned Alucard into an shota uke.

What will Abraham van Helsing thinks of his descendants!

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-07-06 07:41 am UTC (link)
The gay doesn't bug me, but if that's the rest of what doujinshi have to offer, I'll be over by the fluffy het and normal tables.

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Heehee...
[info]fandom_bitch
2005-07-13 08:17 am UTC (link)
Your icon cracks me up every time I see it. Heeheehee...

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-05 05:28 am UTC (link)
icon love.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-07-05 06:46 am UTC (link)
*ignores wank*


*downloads doujinshi*


pretties...

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[info]skarrow
2005-07-05 07:44 am UTC (link)
Is it wrong that I'm more offended by the mispell of Google than by the 'gay' comment?

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[info]skarrow
2005-07-05 07:45 am UTC (link)
misspell.

Ogg am not hypocrite. Ogg am just dum.

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[info]morbid_angel
2005-07-05 08:02 am UTC (link)
I have no idea, but I'm digging the Till icon :D

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[info]skarrow
2005-07-05 08:09 am UTC (link)
Till AND Flake.

Nobody loves the keyboardist. *cuddles him*

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-05 08:01 am UTC (link)
"not everyone is racist or something just because they use a word that is"

Homophobic=racist? So now there's a race of gay people populating the earth? Sounds fun!

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flightstothesea
2005-07-05 08:15 am UTC (link)
Okay I have to ask. WTF is doujinshi? And do I even want to know?

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[info]megmurry
2005-07-05 08:25 am UTC (link)
I don't know the exact literal translation, but it's basically Japanese for "manga drawn by fans".

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flightstothesea
2005-07-05 08:30 am UTC (link)
Oh. Well now I feel silly for thinking it was something sexual.

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[info]megmurry
2005-07-05 08:30 am UTC (link)
Heh, no more than fanfic is sexual.

By which I mean 90% of the time. =P

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[info]mastervex
2005-07-05 11:30 am UTC (link)
Well, it usually is. XD That's just not a requirement.

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[info]sir_hellsing
2005-07-05 08:39 am UTC (link)
I remember that post, I just didn't pay attention. With the new OVA news and Hirano's visit, the community is getting interesting again. The trailer song is cool.

*hopes to see the Queen animated*

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[info]iczer6
2005-07-05 08:44 am UTC (link)
Do you have any info on the OAV?

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[info]sir_hellsing
2005-07-05 08:49 am UTC (link)
Sure.

Someone tells her personal experience to meet Hirano and how awesome the trailer was.

Download the trailer song.

Some information about the OVA, Hirano describes the tv series to have nothing related to his work but the title and the names of the characters.

Oh burn, I like the tv series but yeah, they are as related as ALW's Phantom of the Opera to Leroux's original work.

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[info]littleshebear
2005-07-06 02:01 am UTC (link)
*hopes to see the Queen animated*

You and me both. Somehow I can't see Lizzie the Second doing the English dub, but a girl can dream. :D

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[info]jaseroque
2005-07-05 08:49 am UTC (link)
It's a little worrying that it took me several minutes to remember that "Goggle" is actually a word in its own right....

(And my insult-o-meter can't figure out what's worse -- that she misspelled "Google", that she called the Almighty Google gay, or that she used gay as an insult.)

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-05 11:00 am UTC (link)
zerojake:
Shut up stupid poopyhead.


ismenia:
Your point?


zerojake:
Point?



Aaaaand now I know what I'm saying to everyone who takes things too seriously.

~mousie mousie

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[info]stopthatgirl7
2005-07-05 04:33 pm UTC (link)
You know, personally, I was far more offended by "yaio" and "dojounshis" than by the use of "gay."

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[info]skarrow
2005-07-05 07:49 pm UTC (link)
The computer geek in me still goes 'grrr' for "Goggle."

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-16 06:43 pm UTC (link)
Of course Google is gay! It prefers the company of other search engines!

[shamelessly steals a friend's joke]

- LJ Cythraul

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