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Schoen-chan ([info]schoenschoen) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2003-06-20 20:12:00
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Current mood:Cliquish
Current music:"Asrun Dream" ~ Gackt

The comic wank goes on and on and on and on...
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Mike Smith says Fandom_Wank still sucks! As an added news flash, we've apparently all got the intellect of four year-olds! Watch as your favorite wankers chime in to express their grief and bitterness at being wanked! Frito Kal compares us to a bunch of 5 year olds! *and now that I've mentioned Frito Kal, she'll show up and this will get something like 285 comments as she argues her long-forgotten and inane point* StormFreak propositions Mike! Where the hell is Nute?! All these inspiring tidbits and more can be yours just for clicking my little linky-link above!

And since I find Mike Smith so wonderfully *inspiring*, I felt inspired to create the following sentence just for this occasion!

I, the wankitiest wank that has ever wanking wanked, wank the wanking Hell out of Fandom-wanking-Wank!!!!1!one!1!wank!!!!twenty-five!!!! Wank.


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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-21 03:49 am UTC (link)
HONESTLY. What a bunch of WANKERS. Everybody knows that if you're going to insult somebody that was mocking you, you need to do it right and agree on which single-digit age you're going to attribute their intellect and behavior to!

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[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 04:18 am UTC (link)
I know! We've alternately been referred to as four, five, and seven years old! Maybe they realized that since we're such a diverse group that there needs to be different ages?

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-06-21 04:09 am UTC (link)
Hey! I tested out at six years old, dammit! (stomps foot).

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[info]aruru
2003-06-21 04:41 am UTC (link)
Well, I tested out at THREE! And setsuna tested out as a monkey! BEAT THAT!

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(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-06-29 02:31 am UTC

[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-06-21 04:09 am UTC (link)
Oh, and also.

The only gems I've ever gotten off of there are all the insecure twits who can't handle that I'm a guy with a Livejournal who doesn't appreciate their brilliant sense of humor.

Yes, your penis IS impressively large. May I touch it?

What a wankishly wanktasticly wanky wanking wank-off of a wanker, man.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-06-21 04:11 am UTC (link)
Anyone wanna wager that this tool is a Stormfreak sock puppet? It sounds about like her style, but substituting "stoopit" for "fuglee wite trash".

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(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 04:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zannechaos, 2003-06-21 04:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 05:24 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]uniquesnowflake, 2003-06-21 06:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 06:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lcsbanana, 2003-06-21 10:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zannechaos, 2003-06-21 05:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 06:02 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 06:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2003-06-23 04:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2003-06-24 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]zannechaos, 2003-06-24 07:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]misswindy, 2003-06-24 07:38 am UTC

[info]resmiranda
2003-06-21 04:20 am UTC (link)
Yes, your penis IS impressively large. May I touch it?

Ew! Put that back, you don't know where it's been!

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(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 04:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]uniquesnowflake, 2003-06-21 04:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 06:00 am UTC

[info]alden
2003-06-21 04:25 am UTC (link)
Wow, good wank.

P.S. Zorro snap icon = possibly v. good idea. Where to find photos?

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[info]aruru
2003-06-21 04:37 am UTC (link)
It's heartwarming to know that both Stormfreak's band and Nute's band can put down their raging hatred of each other and agree on F_W "sucking."

See, people? We all CAN get along! Give peace a chance! *sniff*

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[info]resmiranda
2003-06-21 04:39 am UTC (link)
*bursts into tears*

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(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:31 am UTC

[info]zannechaos
2003-06-21 04:40 am UTC (link)
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. ::nods sagely::

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(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-06-29 02:33 am UTC

allen
2003-06-21 07:48 am UTC (link)
It's like I always say, [info]fandom_wank IS good for something.

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[info]snacky
2003-06-21 04:55 am UTC (link)
Man, I can't figure out what I'm supposed to be. Am I six years old? Am I a slack-jawed yokel? Am I one of those mean high school bitches? Am I a nasty psychotic who pulls wings off butterflies? Am I ::gasp:: all of those things at the same time?

I wish everyone would make up their mind on what f_w is when they start with the strikingly originalnamecalling - it's getting so confusing.

And my favorite part of the wank? All his pals scurrying around and proclaiming, "I hate f_w too! They *are* stupid! I never go there, just sometimes, so I'm not really a part of them!"

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[info]iczer6
2003-06-21 04:59 am UTC (link)
I'm sure this has NOTHING to do with the fact we wanked this guy.

Nope not a thing. I mean it's not like he has a childish grudge against us. Nothing but maturity here.


Icz

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2003-06-21 05:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2003-06-21 05:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-06-23 04:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-06-29 02:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]uniquesnowflake, 2003-06-21 05:15 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]uniquesnowflake, 2003-06-21 06:00 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 06:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2003-06-21 05:18 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 05:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-06-21 05:35 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 05:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2003-06-21 05:38 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 05:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]rann, 2003-06-29 02:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2003-06-21 09:11 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aruru, 2003-06-21 06:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-06-23 04:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2003-06-24 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2003-06-24 04:18 pm UTC
Is It Just Me - [info]jerry_ds_girl, 2003-06-21 05:58 am UTC
Re: Is It Just Me - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 06:24 am UTC
Re: Is It Just Me - allen, 2003-06-21 07:49 am UTC

[info]moonjaguar
2003-06-21 06:23 am UTC (link)
And my favorite part of the wank? All his pals scurrying around and proclaiming, "I hate f_w too! They *are* stupid! I never go there, just sometimes, so I'm not really a part of them!"


Yes! we must fall all over ourselves and agree or we lose our kewliez points with Mike!

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[info]sajasma
2003-06-21 07:27 pm UTC (link)
No, dude, you were raised by hyenas. Never forget that. Never.

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And they raised you better than that, too! - [info]raisedbyhyenas, 2003-06-21 09:17 pm UTC

[info]alden
2003-06-21 05:40 am UTC (link)
Pssst.

(I don't know if we've seen this; I scrolled back a bit and didn't see it mentioned... probably for good reason, though... *cough*commentspam*cough*... anyway, sorry if you've all seen it already.)

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-06-21 05:56 am UTC (link)
And the half-chewed Fritos fly out and spatter LJ still.

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(no subject) - [info]alden, 2003-06-21 05:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 06:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alden, 2003-06-21 06:32 am UTC
Re: - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 06:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alden, 2003-06-21 06:48 am UTC

[info]schoenschoen
2003-06-21 06:58 am UTC (link)
Oh, dear gods! *dies laughing*
My favorite bit:

Tknophobia (9:00:26 AM): I mean, does he honestly sit up all night getting his brood on and saying "Those F_W jackasses will get theirs someday, you mark my words...*cue evil cackle*" ?
Frito KAL (9:00:40 AM): Well, he did today, but ... well, that's Nute for you.

Oh, no. These individuals aren't concerned at all with being wanked. No, they're completely unconcerned. Not a bit of care do they show.

*grin*

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(no subject) - [info]alden, 2003-06-21 07:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sajasma, 2003-06-21 07:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 07:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lillyv, 2003-06-23 05:02 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sorchar, 2003-06-24 12:22 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]aruru, 2003-06-21 07:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 07:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2003-06-21 02:09 pm UTC
Well, damn - [info]frito_kal, 2003-06-22 06:29 am UTC
Re: Well, damn - [info]ymfaery, 2003-06-22 01:21 pm UTC
Re: Well, damn - [info]frito_kal, 2003-06-22 04:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ingrid, 2003-06-21 01:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]soy_latte, 2003-06-21 10:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sajasma, 2003-06-21 07:38 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2003-06-22 09:29 pm UTC
I'm so brave!!!!!!111111
[info]amasaglajax
2003-06-21 09:14 am UTC (link)
FANDOM WANK SUX!

Damn, I rule. ::wipes away tears::

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Re: I'm so brave!!!!!!111111 - [info]yadda, 2003-06-21 07:44 pm UTC

[info]soy_latte
2003-06-21 10:41 am UTC (link)
This is becoming beaded pony material really quickly.

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Regarding this line...
[info]ymfaery
2003-06-21 02:14 pm UTC (link)
...since I was bored enough to actually go to the post:

"Wull, if you don't like it, why'd you read it?" Because I have to _read it_ to find out it sucks, idiot.

My question is, if he thinks this place sucks, why does he come back?

Or did he mean he read an earlier incarnation (LJ or Blurty) and decided it sucked and hasn't come back since?

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[info]raisedbyhyenas
2003-06-21 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I admit, I checked out Mr. Smith's journal for wank potential, saw this, snorted, turned around, and walked out again. He's baiting us, folks.

Regardless, I'm gonna read this whole thread and laugh. :)

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(no subject) - [info]schoenschoen, 2003-06-21 09:23 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]raisedbyhyenas, 2003-06-21 10:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2003-06-21 10:33 pm UTC

[info]slippery_fish
2003-06-22 03:04 am UTC (link)
I haven't got a problem with making fun of stupid fandoms, but just _once_, I'd like to see a post on there that was entertaining.

I found God and He told me what kind of post is entertaining...

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[info]sorchar
2003-06-24 12:18 am UTC (link)
Wow. He sure did tell us, boy howdy.

Should I cry now, or do I need to wait till we can all cry as a group?

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(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2003-06-24 05:34 am UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2003-06-24 05:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2003-06-24 05:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2003-06-24 06:21 am UTC
Re: - [info]sorchar, 2003-06-24 06:37 am UTC
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