The comic wank goes on and on and on and on...
Extra, extra! Read all about it! Mike Smith says Fandom_Wank still sucks! As an added news flash, we've apparently all got the intellect of four year-olds! Watch as your favorite wankers chime in to express their grief and bitterness at being wanked! Frito Kal compares us to a bunch of 5 year olds! *and now that I've mentioned Frito Kal, she'll show up and this will get something like 285 comments as she argues her long-forgotten and inane point* StormFreak propositions Mike! Where the hell is Nute?! All these inspiring tidbits and more can be yours just for clicking my little linky-link above!

And since I find Mike Smith so wonderfully *inspiring*, I felt inspired to create the following sentence just for this occasion!

I, the wankitiest wank that has ever wanking wanked, wank the wanking Hell out of Fandom-wanking-Wank!!!!1!one!1!wank!!!!twenty-five!!!! Wank.