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An Honest Sockpuppet (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} footsie) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2005-07-07 21:00:00 |
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| Current music: | Mr. Bungle, "Girls of Porn" -- hey, it fits! |
GAFFers GAFFing the GAFFed
(This is my first wank. Watch your step, I kinda spilled the lube on the floor.)
Discussions on homophobia: always a breeding ground for wank. Even when this one started, it attracted more wanking than an adult cinema house in SF's Castro district. In fact, one of our members confused this discussion (and GAFF in general) with the aforementioned Castro Cineplex. Several of us had to forcefully explain to him that GAFF is a place for discussing bad fic and other things that suck -- it is not the place for wanking.
Well, not that kind of wanking, at any rate.
But that's another story. I bring you here to point out the more recent, and more traditional, mutual bitchslapping between the Conservative Christians and the Queer Advocates.
Conservatives: "I don't hate homosexuals, I just think that they should refrain from homosexual behavior, and what's with all the hatred, can't you show some tolerance for my beliefs?"
Advocates: "Are you daft?"
Conservatives: "But the Bible says it's wrong, dammit!"
Advocates: "That may be true, but the Bible says lots of things, and has it occured to you that teh evul h0m0s might be closer to you than you'd every thought?"
Conservatives: "Now you're getting personal. Shut the fuck up."
Advocates: "Hey, polite discussion flew out the window two pages ago; why can't I have some fun in this thread?" (Starts singing, to the tune of the Meow Mix jingle.) "Gay gay gay gay, gay gay gay gay, gay gay gay gay GAY gay gay gay..."
Meerkats: "Your [sic] all gay, your all gay, your all gay, your all gay..." (Warning: Flash Animation.)
(Sorry, I went a little off-topic with that last one.)
Lesbian porno fans? Check. Cruelty to animals? Check. Outtakes from "When wild animals attack"? Check. Outtakes from Shrek? Check. An audience gleefully watching the wank? check, check, and mate. Yep, this one has it all. It even has the obligatory would-be voice of reason, predictably pointing out that the discussion is headed for Fandom Wank. Oh, wait. That was just me. Everyone else here decided that if they were going to wank anyway, they might as well make it good wank.
Come in and join us! We've got plenty of buttered popcorn! (Or at least, that had better be butter...!)
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