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iczer6 2003-06-21 04:51 am UTC (link)

>>ok now you guys asked for it, what is the point of sex? to make babies, only though culture and society its been a good feeling act, its even being called making love for sluts who want to have sex, sex is an action to have kids, homosexuality is not natural because its not found in nature,>> 0-o .... Excuse me... *STAB,STAB,STAB,STABBITY,STAB,STAB* I want this person to /suffer/. I want them to be brutally raped by an seven hunderd pound, eight dicked walrus, while watching the new Dumb and Dumber movie with Gilbert Godfrey strapped to their head. Anger problem, what anger problem? Icz (Reply to this)

virago 2003-06-21 04:54 am UTC (link)

That board's layout chokes me with the cute. Not to mention those li'l super-deformed people speaking in netspeak about hardcore pr0n. I know it's just a "creative" way to present icons, but my brain is melting out of my ears. And THIRTY-SEVEN PAGES? It's a vast wasteland of righteous teenies with disturbingly cute avatars ranting about gay hamsters and guys with breasts [BTW, to quibble, I've only ever heard of one character that fits that description - Gren from Cowboy Bebop. Where are they getting that this is a common thing?]... I can't take it. Ye gods. "ion one" is definitely the one to watch in that thread. Later on he compares being gay to being alcoholic. Amazing. (Reply to this)

	senor_pinata 2003-06-21 04:56 am UTC (link)
	The whole "no gay rodents in nature" thing would have surprised my friend Val. One day she walked in to find her gerbils fighting...only they weren't. They were both male. Now they're on that great big running wheel in the sky. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	schoenschoen 2003-06-21 05:41 am UTC (link)
	*dead* That icon is so appropriate for this discussion. And now I'm going to be hypnotized by it all over again. >D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	yadda 2003-06-21 08:38 am UTC (link)
	Hey, know someone who has gay gerbils, too! Whenever people ask about their cage she always says, "Oh, those are just my lesbian gerbils." (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	senor_pinata 2003-06-21 08:54 am UTC (link)
	*thinks of very prominent gerbil teeth and winces* (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2003-06-22 03:37 am UTC (link)
	One of my friends used to have a pair of lesbian pygmy hamsters. Then one of them died and the other wandered around in deep mourning until she rediscovered the spinny wheel thing. So tragic. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	uniquesnowflake 2003-06-21 04:57 am UTC (link)
	i dont see dogs prefering guy dogs, or 2 gay hamsters. its a fad, for the sick, its not in nature or religion and is as natural as plastic. Every decent bit of gender and sexuality research done since the 70s begs to differ with you. Why are there so many stupid people alive? And why does such a stupid, puritanical person watch ANIME? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	yadda 2003-06-21 08:29 am UTC (link)
	*pats uniquesnowflake’s head.* There, there. Feel better. Remember, there are stupid, puritanical fans of everything. Um, actually, maybe that won't make you feel better...um... *pats head again* there. (Sorry, I don't comfort well) (Reply to this)(Parent)

gairid 2003-06-21 04:58 am UTC (link)

," i dont see dogs prefering guy dogs" I am assuming the poster meant '"Guy" dogs preferring other "guy " dogs'....and I beg to differ. My friend's Scottish Terrier (yeah, his name is Angus) ONLY goes near other male dogs...tries to mount them at every opportunity. (Yeah. alpha dog behavior, blah blah blah, but still! Come ON! Angus is SO The Gay!) Sorry for zeroing in on that little bit of what is a HUGE wanktastic jubilee, but I can't help it. Angus Teh Gay Scottie is really a fairly big topic of conversation among the people that know him (and possibly the *guy* dogs that know him as well.) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iczer6 2003-06-21 05:01 am UTC (link)
	We need to sick Big Gay Al on this guy. Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	uniquesnowflake 2003-06-21 06:54 am UTC (link)
	I'm SUPER, thanks for asking! All things considered I couldn't be better, I must SAY! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2003-06-21 07:06 am UTC (link)
	I'm feeling super No, nothing bugs me Everything is super when you're Don't you think I look cute in this hat? Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pipssister 2003-06-21 07:12 pm UTC (link)
	I'm so sorry, Mr. Cripple But I just can't feel too bad for you right now Because I'm feeling So insanely super That even the fact that you can't walk can't bring me down! (Reply to this)(Parent)

zannechaos 2003-06-21 05:01 am UTC (link)

...oh gods...it's a breeder. -_- Even straight people have to put up with getting this kind of tripe crammed in their face if they choose not to have children. This is already making my head hurt. And the bigotry against the Japanese, for chrissake, why don't they just have big animated .gifs of blazing crosses or something on their page? ::can't think of any other symbol off the top of her head that screams 'bigotry' so loudly...:: Okay, now here's some fodder. If it's unnatural, then I'm a freak for several reasons. 1) I'm attracted to women as well as to men, although I'm technically straight by definition since I'm in a monogamous het relationship. (I wouldn't be ogling vintage pinup girls and have a folder full of Bettie Page pics on my HD if I wasn't... ... ::goes to ogle some more:: ^_^,V,,) 2) I'm childfree by choice, so you can bet your sweet patootie I'll be quite cheerfully shagging like a mink in heat once I'm married, and not getting any little snot-nosed fuck trophies running around. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	iris 2003-06-21 05:17 am UTC (link)
	I'm childfree by choice, so you can bet your sweet patootie I'll be quite cheerfully shagging like a mink in heat once I'm married, and not getting any little snot-nosed fuck trophies running around. BEST. QUOTE. EVER. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	valarltd 2003-06-21 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Hey, even we breeders don't like that type. I have 4 kids, (fans one and all, and 2 of them budding fanfic writers) and have been sterilized. Does that mean I should never have sex with my husband again? Sheesh. As for dogs, I had a hyper-queer German Shepherd. No interest in females in heat. None. But a male? All over the poor dog. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zannechaos 2003-06-21 05:46 am UTC (link)
	Breeder doesn't automatically mean parent; a breeder's basically somebody who either has kids but doesn't bother to take care of them properly, or someone who constantly pushes for everyone else to have kids, and treat people who choose not to like there's something seriously dysfunctional about them. I know a lot of parents, and they're good people. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	huh sporky 2003-06-21 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	I've seen it used by gays as a sardonic term for the heterosexual, even if they haven't reproduced. I don't think it necessarily implies anything about the quality of the parents. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: huh zannechaos 2003-06-22 01:30 am UTC (link)
	In the ChildFree lifestyle, it does, but this is just splitting hairs here. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	schoenschoen 2003-06-21 05:48 am UTC (link)
	Hells yeah to everything! *waggles eyebrows suggestively at Zanne* And... *snicker* 'Fuck trophies'. *snicker* That term has made my night. ^^ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	zannechaos 2003-06-21 05:55 am UTC (link)
	::leers:: Not my invention, the term. Picked up over in the ChildFree community. (Reply to this)(Parent)

pipssister 2003-06-21 07:18 pm UTC (link)

(I wouldn't be ogling vintage pinup girls and have a folder full of Bettie Page pics on my HD if I wasn't... ... ::goes to ogle some more:: ^_^,V,,) Bettie Page is my sexual idol and totem. One day I will be like Bettie Page. :-D My sexuality is weird, on the other hand. I think women are hot and lesbian sex and stuff turns me on, but I don't want to have sex with women. So what does that make me? Slightly mentally challenged? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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	virago 2003-06-22 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, sorry. Ignore that. Self, ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE POSTING. kthx. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hakainokami 2003-06-24 07:38 am UTC (link)
	I plan on kids in the far future, but I really don't think that i'll be waiting to have sex till then(though being raised entirly catholic, I will wait till i'm married)She needs her head examined- witha scalpel. Regs (Reply to this)(Parent)

littleshebear 2003-06-21 05:06 am UTC (link)

Even if you could prove that "it's natural" to be straight, my next question would be, "so what?" Why does something being natural automatically make it moral? I also take issue with the assumption that sex is purely funtional, goal-based act for two reasons; firstly that it is just that based on this post, an assumption; assertion with no supporting argument. Secondly, how exactly does one define a sexual act? Just intercourse? What about foreplay, oral sex,masturbation, heavy petting or even kissing? These could easily be thought of as sexual acts but they don't lead to potential impregnation. But if you say a sexual act is just intercourse because that results in pregnancy, you're begging the question and we're back to square one. [/rant] (Reply to this)(Thread)

	azusa 2003-06-21 06:26 am UTC (link)
	You know, someone ought to point out to this guy that if he's ever masturbated in his life (and who hasn't?), he's committing the same non-reproductive sin he's getting a stick up his ass about in said post. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	uniquesnowflake 2003-06-21 05:23 am UTC (link)
	its funny, also why do gays act like the gender they hate? I act like a woman? I hate women? I'm sorry, but the last time I checked, acting camp was not acting like a woman, perse, and most of my friends were FEMALE. Stupid people should never breed. (Reply to this)(Thread)

schoenschoen 2003-06-21 05:46 am UTC (link)

Ummm, I have *never* personally run across a gay man who hates women. O_O I wanna know what gay men *these* ass clowns have been hanging around with. Most of them I know will actually talk to women before they talk to other guys because they like the conversation better. *arrogant of me, I know ^^* Same way with 'bull dykes' - I've never run into a true 'man-hater', even though most of the straight girls I work with talk about how much they hate the guys we work with. *working with those idiots *will* turn you off to an entire gender, but I've yet to see any of the girls at work become raging dykes because of it O_O* Right. Ass clowns. One and all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	phosfate 2003-06-23 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	This is anecdotal evidence, obviously, but the men I've met who hate women are invariably heterosexual. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dawnswalker 2003-06-21 05:58 am UTC (link)
	I wonder if there are any yaoi fandom-related message boards with wanks such as "Why is there so much het-ness in anime?!?!" There probably are, but right now I don't want to think too hard about this, or I would have to think of what would happen if the two groups collided at the height of their animesex-related indignation and- OW. (Reply to this)

	ereshkigal 2003-06-21 06:11 am UTC (link)
	homosexuality is not natural because its not found in nature, i dont see dogs prefering guy dogs, or 2 gay hamsters. its a fad, for the sick, its not in nature or religion and is as natural as plastic. They don't get out much do they? And they certainly don't have cable either, otherwise they'd know that the Discovery Channel is their (gay) friend. (Reply to this)

azusa 2003-06-21 06:29 am UTC (link)

i dont believe that you can have been born a guy in a girls body, i think its a form of retardation, its not also being open Even apart from his obvious fuckwit error of confusing homosexuality with transgenderism, the 'form of retardation' comment is quite possibly the stupidest thing I've heard all year. And I'm sure the transgender friends I know who were depressed and even suicidal before realizing they were trans would love to know that they're actually suffering from a form of retardation and 'not being open' with themselves. Here, I don't think your mind is open enough, asshat. Give me a hacksaw and I'll open it for you. (Reply to this)

daijinryuu 2003-06-21 07:00 am UTC (link)

no its wrong, its like wanting to have sex with a family member, its not right, its not natural, its not human...killing is more human than being gay. Maybe it's the secret 11th amendment. THOU SHALT NOT PARTAKE IN ANAL WHOOPEE WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME GENDER. It's more severe than the other 10 -- because it's hidden! what is sex for? babies. what is the butt for? pooping? If he has to ask... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	soy_latte 2003-06-21 08:49 am UTC (link)
	Does he realize that piss and semen come out of the same hole? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	petulance 2003-06-23 08:11 am UTC (link)
	*dying* (Reply to this)(Parent)

	beandelphiki 2003-06-21 08:29 am UTC (link)
	i dont believe that you can have been born a guy in a girls body, i think its a form of retardation, its not also being open Oh, yes. I'm transgendered, therefore I am "retarded." I've been so enlightened. Yes, thank you. This irked me too much to really find the discussion amusing, but god! The layout of that board! All the little bubbles...oy. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	amasaglajax 2003-06-21 09:05 am UTC (link)
	Your username! Orson Scott Card! Ender's Game! Ender's Shadow! ::waves a hand impatiently:: Forget the stupid assclown. OMG, like, I just got Shadow Puppets, and **spoilerspoiler** Petra's gonna **spoilerspoiler** and **spoilerspoiler** is dead, and OMGOMGOMG. ::coughs:: I'm done. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	beandelphiki 2003-06-22 03:46 am UTC (link)
	Indeed. I love the whole series with Bean! I just got Shadow Puppets myself, but haven't had time to read it. So thanks for uh...no spoilers. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	soleta 2003-06-21 06:11 pm UTC (link)
	heh. has this guy never wondered why fruit bats are called such? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	eljuno 2003-06-21 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Point to you... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	eljuno 2003-06-21 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	I guess I'm strong...I've made it past this guy calling me a retard, and I'm on page 32... Ion One is bad, but have you gotten to where "T-sic" shows up? Look, it's the rare and beautiful wankah... (Also, after a while, quite a few of the supposedly pro-gay people start to piss me off as well, but I think that's just me...) (Reply to this)(Thread)

eljuno 2003-06-21 09:30 pm UTC (link)

Actually, maybe I should back up the "Pro-gay people pissing me off" thing... A LOT of them start trotting out urban legends, discredited studies, and all sorts of other misinformation that makes me go all twitchy. Mind, Ion One and T-sic and their buddies piss me off a LOT, but I hate misinformation anywhere...so when I see a post like this... Cigarettes were called "fags" because it was considered effeminate to smoke them at the time, as opposed to pipes and cigars. A faggot, as all edumacated young people should know, is a bundle of sticks. During witch-burnings, gays were forced to carry the sticks to the burnings, and would be used as fuel themselves. I PHYSICALLY twitch. GOD! Cigarrettes are fags because they BURN. Gay men being called fags is connected to British schooling...and, believe it or not, in one of those "Jesus, THAT'S wierd..." moments...the use of "fag" for male homosexuals apparently comes from a completely different derivation than "Faggot", and they were seperate terms until they were conjoined around one meaning. Yes, I'm anal and, perhaps, wanky myself here. Call it a pet peeve. ...then again, the very existance of arguments like this on Anime boards makes me laugh... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	msmanna 2003-06-21 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	It's like I'm standing here with a couple of books in one hand and a honkin' big flamethrower in the other, looking at Ion One and its little shift-key-disabled friends and thinking 'education or euthanasia? Education or euthanasia...?' WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH It was for the good of the species, officer, I swear. (Reply to this)

schoenschoen 2003-06-21 09:54 pm UTC (link)

OMG. *dies* I tried wading through this last night, but real life crap and sore eyes kept me from making my way to truly precious comments such as: i love this........ incest is more natural than being gay, like i said you can still have kids I wish I had that "Is it incest if she only *looks* like my sister?" icon from my other account over here.... ...and as such, I'll let Aya-san express my amusement at such an asinine comment. ^^ *dead* (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mireille 2003-06-22 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	i love this........ incest is more natural than being gay, like i said you can still have kids They'll have two heads and flippers, sure, but they'll be kids! ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	snowball 2003-06-23 02:18 am UTC (link)
	...I suppose that Einstein here is unaware that as long as a species copulates (as opposed to just fertilising eggs like fish do), there will be gay members of that species? I've even heard of gay snakes. Yes, gay snakes. There are gay sheep, even, and those fuzzy bastards have about as much free will as a turnip. My neighbour actually had a gay ram. There are no words. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	"the fabulous kingdom of gay animals" (Anonymous) 2003-10-14 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Check out this google search term: "the fabulous kingdom of gay animals" and the top link, a Salon article at http://www.salon.com/it/feature/1999/03/cov_15featurea.html (Reply to this)(Parent)