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Faulty Premise ([info]faultypremise) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-07-09 16:55:00


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What the hell...?
So, in the ten_squared community, tentenofkonoha posts her website dedicated to Tenten from the anime show, Naruto. Apparently, she's actually professing to /be/ Tenten.

It gets really confusing after that. Especially with comments like:

Wait, /I'm/ more like Tenten than /you/ are.
Haha you seem to provoke a war, don’t you?
No, you don't really look like Tenten.

And then! The MOD POST! DO NOT GIVE THE COMMUNITY DRAMA!

Too late.


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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 01:08 am UTC (link)
A war on whose most like Tenten...?
How... Completely stupid.

-_maiyuki_, from LJ.

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[info]faultypremise
2005-07-10 01:11 am UTC (link)
Pretty much. It's a ... special kind of wank. I guess.

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[info]iris
2005-07-10 02:03 am UTC (link)
Tenten would not enjoy heavy metal. The only people who like that are the goth kids

...I'm sorry, what?

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[info]nights_mistress
2005-07-10 02:04 am UTC (link)
My dad's a goth kid? Sweet.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 03:35 am UTC (link)
I'm Goth now? Who knew.

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[info]papervolcano
2005-07-10 09:59 am UTC (link)
I'm not a goth. I can't spend that long getting ready!

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[info]rogue
2005-07-10 08:30 pm UTC (link)
Dude, since when is The Cure heavy metal?

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-12 12:02 am UTC (link)
Since Avril Lavigne is punk, maybe?

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dodyskin
2005-07-10 02:21 am UTC (link)
"I don’t like Tenten much if don’t want to say not. I made ToK for her and maintain it until she don’t like further; therefore, you are completely not important guest on this site, kino_scythe. Anyhow, I found few loveable and polite guests. They didn’t care for who I am and not complain of that."

This cannot be an English person, or a native English speaker. There must be something else going on here.

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dodyskin
2005-07-10 02:25 am UTC (link)
And also, go lesbians. Only lesbians have and enjoy breasts. I am inspired and educated in one coment thread. F_W: it's eduspirational.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 02:51 am UTC (link)
Babel Fish? Let's run it through from English to Greek and back:

"I do not like Tenten a lot if you do not want to say no. I made ToK for and him I maintain until o'toy it does not like further consequently, you are not completely important entertained in this region, kino_scythe. Without fail, I found few lovable and polite entertained. They did not attend to who I am also not paraponecw' this"

Yup. Makes about the same amount of sense.

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[info]faultypremise
2005-07-10 04:22 am UTC (link)
I was wondering about that. Trying to make heads or tails of that drama has been rather frustrating in some places.

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[info]smo
2005-07-10 08:53 am UTC (link)
Man, that is some fucked-up Engrish right 'chere. All it needs is a "now he dead from coke" pastede onto the end to make its utter WTF-ness complete.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 02:21 am UTC (link)
That's some seriously confusing reading. Someone needs to show tentenofkonoha how to use the "reply to this" function.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-07-10 02:59 am UTC (link)
Tenten looks like a Chinese with tiny form, I see you had crude shoulder and like a boy more than a girl. When I saw your photos at the first, I wondered you are boy or girl and my friends asked same question, it’s so funny. She has French blood so she is so beautiful.

Babelfish or not, the bounces between "a Chinese with tiny form," "crude shoulder" and "French blood" is pretty....funny bouncy.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 04:15 am UTC (link)
Wank about TENTEN of all characters.

Now all that's left is Chouji wank. *waits*

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 04:17 am UTC (link)
CHOUJI IS A TALENTLESS PIG!

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-07-11 01:23 am UTC (link)
OMG U H8R!!!!!111!!!! HOW CN U SAI DAT BOUT CHUOJI-CHAAAAAAAAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!11111???

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-07-10 04:19 am UTC (link)
Orochimaru is my dad. It's true! And he can beat up yur dads!

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[info]faultypremise
2005-07-10 04:23 am UTC (link)
AUGH THE TONGUE!

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-07-10 06:05 am UTC (link)
Kiss No jutsu!!!

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[info]pokecheck
2005-07-10 04:41 am UTC (link)
Yeah?? Well, Akamaru is my dog!! He can...uh...make weenie little dog noises.

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-07-10 06:10 am UTC (link)
He can pee all over everything. I swear, that's the coolest move in Naruto.

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[info]pokecheck
2005-07-10 12:31 pm UTC (link)
Dude. If Akamaru pissed on Naruto, it would've dissapated the smell of his fart and Kiba woulda totally won that fight.

Of course then it would REALLY be known as the Embarassing Bodily Functions Fight.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-07-10 05:26 am UTC (link)
Oh yeah? Well Kakashi and Iruka are my OTP, and they can... err... do the entire Kama Sutra at the same time! Flexible Perverts no Jutsu!

*eyes glaze over*

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[info]rogue
2005-07-10 08:32 pm UTC (link)
OH YEAH? Well Gai and Kakashi are my OTP, and they can totally make your OTP shriek with horror at the thought of them!

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[info]faultypremise
2005-07-10 08:35 pm UTC (link)
Mizuki and Gai are my OTP! So there!

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[info]rogue
2005-07-10 08:40 pm UTC (link)
Shit, I have no idea who Mizuki is. You win by default.

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[info]faultypremise
2005-07-10 08:44 pm UTC (link)
BO HAHAHAHAHA!

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-07-11 01:18 am UTC (link)
Teacher in the first chapter that spilled the beans about Kyuubi to Naruto. :P me, I like him with Iruka.

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[info]xero_sky
2005-07-10 09:49 pm UTC (link)
*covers ears and winces*
Yup, you win.
Plus you appear to have made poor Kakashi-sensei cry.
Good going, you OTP-bully!

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[info]mucktron
2005-07-10 11:36 pm UTC (link)
Gai/Kakashi is SO my OTP. The ULTIMATE in Rival Slash.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-07-11 01:18 am UTC (link)
It's also my OTP!! Well.. one of them.

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[info]jedi_miki
2005-07-10 05:56 am UTC (link)
Sasuke's my brother and I'm Itachi, SO THERE! I can do the funky eye thing. WATCH!

*eyes change colors*

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 08:21 am UTC (link)
Orochimaru is so totally doing Tsunade.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-07-11 01:29 am UTC (link)
Nah. Kabuto. And Sasuke. And Kimimaro. Maybe Tsunade's little brother.

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-07-11 01:24 am UTC (link)
I'm the secret daughter of Yondaime, and if he was still around he could TOTALLY beat up yer daddy!!!1!!!

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-07-11 03:27 am UTC (link)
You mean Naruto has a sister? ;P

J/K

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[info]kalicephirot
2005-07-11 03:36 am UTC (link)
Of course he has! But you see, it's a sekrit! i wus reisd in sekrit by Tsuna-baba and Shiuzne-san and i also held a female kyuubi so i wus separat of mah otouto so i wudnt be h8ed!!11!! and itachi lyek, has teh hots for me but i've teh hots for tenten, but SHHHHHHH ^_- ore wa himitsu desu!!11!!!!!111!


(Did that hurt you as much as me?)

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[info]azhidahaki
2005-07-11 05:30 am UTC (link)
God...I'm going to have Narutard nightmares now...

...."ore wa himitsu desu"....*sporfle*

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[info]eclair
2005-07-11 07:10 am UTC (link)
...yes, yes it did.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 07:39 am UTC (link)
Baahleeted, anyone save it?

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 07:43 am UTC (link)
http://www.tenten.net.tf/
The 'Life as Tenten - *lol!*!' site

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-10 09:19 am UTC (link)
All it was was a girl who was obsessed with her friend so she turned her friend into Tenten since apparently her friend liked her. This girl was turning Tenten into her friend and actually trying to get a Japanese Neji cosplayer to be her friend's boyfriend since she did not approve of the boy her friend liked. If you looked at the girl's entries it was creepy. All she did was talk about her friend and how much she loved her. One sided lesbian love for sure.

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