The young and the totally insane.
yukidragon posts in her lj a rather long bit of drama over here.

To sum it up briefly: Guy meets girl. Guy decides he likes girl's character and that he is in love with her and has married her on the astral plane somewhere. Guy wants girl to bring character over from the astral plane so he can be with her.

Yeah, you read that right. She's got testimonials, logs of conversation saved, screenshots, the works. He's also apparently been Something Awful as the Awful Link of the Day last year and is more recently featured on Portal of Evil.

Oh, and that's not the end of this either. Naturally, people are going to comment. Such as an anonymous 'third party' who wants to settle matters. (This is quite beautiful wank in progress, actually.)

This all sound familiar to me, and may have been wanked previously. So, here's an update for all you true believers.