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Ferrous Fumarate ([info]fuzzytowers) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-07-10 23:24:00


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Harry just keeps on giving
More H/Hr vs. R/Hr wank with a little H/G wank thrown in for good measure. A kind anonymousie pointed out a rather large wank going on at [info]the_it_ship. Things are getting more and more deadly as we count down the days to the release of the new book.

[info]venus_ice posts: People actually may not understand them. If you don't I don't blame you. My ideas are stupid.

Well, okay, if you say so!

New Icons are made to insult R/H and H/G shippers because of the icons that they've been sporting to insult the H/Hr supporters.

H/G and R/Hr shippers show up on page 2 to snag icons and get snarky. It all wanks downhill from there. I'll let you go ahead and read it. I'm exhausted from being in the Potter fandom these days.



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[info]monkeywrench
2005-07-11 07:03 am UTC (link)
Hermione/Ginny for the win.

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[info]im_nucking_futs
2005-07-11 07:24 am UTC (link)
And I ship D/G because I like hot angsty smut with a side of hatred.

I wish the H/Hr and R/Hr shippers just killed each other and got it over and done with. I wish that it was H/R or Trio for canon because neither side is gets to be happy. But then, you'd have those who would argue on who's the dominant one.

Fuck it. I just want HBP and some good smut with some crack pairings on the side.

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[info]yamashitaaki
2005-07-11 07:25 am UTC (link)
I'm fucking sick to death of HP wank, and the damned book isn't even out yet. I think I'll take at least a three-week break from Fandom Wank. Yeah.

Lucky for me, there should be juuuuust enough splooge on my flist for me to survive without my daily dose of wank.

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[info]willywanka
2005-07-11 07:26 am UTC (link)
And here I thought R/Hr shippers were the craziest of them all. H/Hr shippers, I've seen the light, that beautiful white viscous fluid streaming forth from you has me so filled with awe and concern that it might impregnate me. I bet you'd be a weekend parent, spending most of your time with your bushy-haired hussy!

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[info]the_wanlorn
2005-07-11 07:27 am UTC (link)
I've been part of various fandoms for a while, and I still don't get shipwars.

Am I broken? :-(

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[info]evilsqueakers
2005-07-11 07:33 am UTC (link)
*huddles up a corner* Make the bad people go away. And the book's not even out yet. I can't wait to read it, but the crazies are coming outta the woodwork.

*makes all the evil, stupid, idiotic ship war people watch Teletubbies on repeat for six years* Now, they're brainless, so they can't argue. Amazing what children's programming can undo in a person.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 07:36 am UTC (link)
My favorite comment was the one about how the Bible calls herons dirty birds. "OMG, God, liek, totaly hates your madeup ship name. You going to HELL!!!1!!"

As far as I'm concerned, Harmony and Heron are both stupid names. I'm an equal opportunity hater.

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I. AM. IN. LOVE! - [info]jat_sapphire, 2005-07-11 08:23 pm UTC
Re: I. AM. IN. LOVE! - [info]isntitironic, 2005-07-12 12:00 am UTC
Re: I. AM. IN. LOVE! - [info]cheshireempress, 2005-07-12 08:33 am UTC
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[info]ruby_tuesday
2005-07-11 07:41 am UTC (link)
I'm now ashamed to kind of like H/Hr now.

Ah, well. Screw H/Hr. Screw R/Hr and H/G, too. Ron and Harry can be together, and Hermione and Ginny can go have a thressome with Luna.

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HAY GUYS
[info]monkeywrench
2005-07-11 07:45 am UTC (link)




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Re: HAY GUYS - [info]ruby_tuesday, 2005-07-11 07:50 am UTC
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bankai
2005-07-11 07:50 am UTC (link)
Stupid people give me the giggles.

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(no subject) - [info]fuzzytowers, 2005-07-11 08:15 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 08:04 am UTC (link)
Holy mother-effing Christ on a post. I assure you that not everyone who reads HP is a complete bloody loon. Or... heron. Whatever. *head go foom*

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[info]annabelle_lee
2005-07-11 08:41 am UTC (link)
[hisses at passing wankers from behind the gen sections of the HP fandom] The geeeeeennnnnn....it is the answer to all, precioussssss.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-07-11 08:57 am UTC (link)
No wonder all the bookstores are having "Midnight Madness" parties for the release. It's not about butterbeer, costumes, and the heady pleasure of blowing through a 900 page novel in three hours...It's a not-so-subtle hint that HP Ragnarok is nigh!

Fuck book release parties. Come Judgment Night, I'm settling in with my laptop and a pile of Twizzlers. These people are obviously amped to self-destruct, and there's no way I'm going to miss such a grand-scale explosion.

Who's with me?

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[info]shadownlite
2005-07-11 09:27 am UTC (link)
Imagine how much worse the HP wank will be when the book comes out and, OMG, JK Rowling doesn't honor their OTP or writes something into the story that just pisses off the fandom freakies like these. Then the wank will truly spoolge thick and deep.

*reminder to self: Buy raincoat and boots for fandom meltdown book will bring about.*

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[info]rosehiptea
2005-07-11 10:14 am UTC (link)
Stupid ship wars are bad enough, but mean-spirited "kill a ___ shipper" icons make the baby... me... cry. For heck's sake people IT'S A FREAKING BOOK.

This makes my days in the Pokemon fandom look like a field of daisies.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 10:22 am UTC (link)
I was one of the anonymice - and oh dear lord were those people funny.

No, seriously. I pee a little just thinking about it.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 10:58 am UTC (link)
Errmm... What does OBHWF mean?

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[info]terra_katta
2005-07-11 11:33 am UTC (link)
Oh, god. If it's this bad for the sixth book, I dread what it'll be like when the seventh one comes out.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 12:37 pm UTC (link)
And that, folks, is why we slash.

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[info]deerlike
2005-07-11 01:37 pm UTC (link)
What the fuck EVER. O.o I'll just in my corner, kthx, and observe the lot of it in my amiably-H/L way. *bemused*

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[info]loopywafflehead
2005-07-11 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Huh. Those people know nothing. The truth is that at the end, Harry and Severus will run off together and go travelling around the world. Remus Lupin may join them, I haven't decided yet.


I still don't get shipper wars because WHO CARES, but the "Opposites Attract Divorce" phrase on one of the icons is pretty funny. I'm also impressed by how much bitchiness can be condensed into a 100x100 pic. Ship wars = much hilarity. Keep it up, guys!

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[info]knightrider
2005-07-11 04:27 pm UTC (link)
Man, those het shippers leave slash shippers for DEAD. Not even my deep and unabating hatred for Harry/Snape can hold a candle to any of this shit. I think my problem is, I just can't be arsed.

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[info]llama_treats
2005-07-11 05:19 pm UTC (link)
Ice Ice Baby,

You obviously have a problem, yo JKR'll solve it
Check out the books before you think you've resolved it.


Dumbass.

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The USS Whogivesafuck
[info]theamazingrando
2005-07-11 05:33 pm UTC (link)
I really hate ship names. "The Good Ship", "USS Pumpkin Pie", "Ginger Star", "Puppyshipping". It's like they're having a contest to make up the stupidest, most obscure ship name to confuse the non-fandom savvy.

From now on I sail on the "USS Weeping Avacado".

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