Just when your bucket of HP sick overfloweth: HBP Spoiler Wank
Spoilers, more spoilers than you can fill the hive vagina with for those who click.
Matt is not a girl, not a slasher, and not a teenager, and therefore, has a lot of obvious things that make sense to say, posting three times in a row, on a slashboard. No one is amused, and Matt is told to pack his
moonywolf tag and hike.
Matt tells them to get a sense of humour. Highlights include All your "spoiler" threads involved "OMG THEY'D BE SUCH A CUTE SLASH COUPLE", so the fact that you're getting all bitchy at me is a tad hypocritical. and 'I wrote an essay.' And tl;dr for all.
EtA: You don't suppose it's the same Matt, do you? Nah.