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Meronia hybrid ([info]camilla) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-07-11 16:58:00


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Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, spoilers- noooo! you bitch! you bitch!!!

Just when your bucket of HP sick overfloweth: HBP Spoiler Wank
Spoilers, more spoilers than you can fill the hive vagina with for those who click.

Matt is not a girl, not a slasher, and not a teenager, and therefore, has a lot of obvious things that make sense to say, posting three times in a row, on a slashboard. No one is amused, and Matt is told to pack his [info]moonywolf tag and hike.
Matt tells them to get a sense of humour. Highlights include All your "spoiler" threads involved "OMG THEY'D BE SUCH A CUTE SLASH COUPLE", so the fact that you're getting all bitchy at me is a tad hypocritical. and 'I wrote an essay.' And tl;dr for all.

EtA: You don't suppose it's the same Matt, do you? Nah.



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(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 08:46 am UTC (link)
*cackles* I knew this would turn up here eventually... XD

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[info]knightrider
2005-07-11 09:33 am UTC (link)
Oh, yet another silly little banty cock strutting into what he thinks is the henhouse, ready to lord it over all those silly females. He won't be the first to be torn a new one.

Dick.

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[info]mistressrenet
2005-07-11 08:11 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if he's really insecure-- so he loaded his OP with insults so that anyone disagreeing with him could be labeled 'crazy teen chicks.'

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[info]heddychaa
2005-07-11 09:57 am UTC (link)
I'll read this after the seventeenth.

::paranoid, shifty-eyed stare::

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[info]dracolovesharry
2005-07-11 04:38 pm UTC (link)
Don't be worried-- I read it and it was pure speculation regarding the image of the back cover that was just released online. I read about three posts in and was already bored.

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[info]eilan
2005-07-11 11:34 am UTC (link)
I have the feeling the next two or three weeks will be filled with HP wank :)

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*joins in* - [info]iczer6, 2005-07-11 08:07 pm UTC
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Re: *joins in* - [info]nekoneko, 2005-07-11 09:31 pm UTC
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(completely OT, but who really cares?) - [info]deerlike, 2005-07-12 02:53 am UTC
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I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - tourette, 2005-07-11 07:52 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]mistressrenet, 2005-07-11 08:12 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]camilla, 2005-07-12 12:28 am UTC
Re: I must build a splooge-proof ark for the occasion. - [info]monkeywrench, 2005-07-12 04:02 pm UTC
Re: I must build a splooge-proof ark for the occasion. - [info]white_serpent, 2005-07-12 04:14 pm UTC
Re: I must build a splooge-proof ark for the occasion. - [info]monkeywrench, 2005-07-12 05:35 pm UTC
Re: I must build a splooge-proof ark for the occasion. - [info]white_serpent, 2005-07-12 05:52 pm UTC
Re: I must build a splooge-proof ark for the occasion. - [info]puipui, 2005-07-13 10:04 pm UTC
Re: I must build a splooge-proof ark for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 08:01 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-11 11:28 pm UTC
I like mine, personally. Even if it isn't very original. :) - [info]deerlike, 2005-07-12 01:52 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 03:59 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]camilla, 2005-07-12 04:02 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-11 11:36 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]jerel, 2005-07-12 02:11 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]camilla, 2005-07-12 03:26 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-07-12 03:34 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]camilla, 2005-07-12 03:44 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]adora_spintriae, 2005-07-12 12:23 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]camilla, 2005-07-12 12:56 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 02:19 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 03:26 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 04:43 am UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 12:10 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - [info]here4tehwank, 2005-07-12 03:36 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deerlike, 2005-07-12 02:24 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]deerlike, 2005-07-12 04:18 am UTC
er, spoiler. but, I just...as soon as I saw it, I had to react here. - [info]deerlike, 2005-07-16 08:24 pm UTC
Re: I must get a Potter icon for the occasion. - (Anonymous), 2005-07-13 11:05 pm UTC

[info]purplehat
2005-07-11 11:41 am UTC (link)
(I've already gotten spoiled by my friendslist, so what the hell.)

Soooo the wrong place to take your theories, man-shaped fan.

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[info]miss_kitten
2005-07-11 12:03 pm UTC (link)
*Rolls eyes*
Jeez, ladies, don't get so offensive. The "disclaimer" was pure humor.
I suppose any attempt at humor is taken as an insult by you gals.


For some reason I keep picturing this kid sitting in front of his monitor wearing nothing but a pair of saggy briefs and a cape, shaking his fist in the air as he crushes his opponents with his cutting words and (of course) his Level 9 Cock of the Infinite. He is a brave crusader, this [info]moonywolf, even if his dominion exists only in his head.

It is a great responsibility, being King of Everything at the tender age of 21. Just ask Prince William! And he doesn't even have the royal duty of dispelling the HP shipper myths while maintaining his title of the Smartest Person Ever to Wield a PS2 Controller!

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[info]yamashitaaki
2005-07-11 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Jeez, ladies, don't get so offensive. The "disclaimer" was pure humor.
I suppose any attempt at humor is taken as an insult by you gals.


Ever think maybe you're the offensive one, motherfucker?

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(no subject) - [info]kadath, 2005-07-11 03:09 pm UTC
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[info]teratologist
2005-07-11 03:00 pm UTC (link)
Oddly, when I write an 'essay', I generally don't try to alienate 50 to 75% of my audience in the first paragraph. But perhaps that's because I'm a silly girl.

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(no subject) - [info]mer1973, 2005-07-12 01:17 am UTC
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[info]icklebeccy
2005-07-11 03:14 pm UTC (link)
Jeez, ladies, don't get so offensive. The "disclaimer" was pure humor.

Maybe someone should tell the young one that not every attempt at 'humor' makes it automatically funny.

Prick.

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(no subject) - [info]frau_eva, 2005-07-11 10:34 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ianthefira, 2005-07-12 01:21 am UTC
urgh. - [info]icklebeccy, 2005-07-12 01:40 pm UTC
urgh. - [info]icklebeccy, 2005-07-12 01:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ecchaniz0r, 2005-07-13 06:11 pm UTC
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[info]dracolovesharry
2005-07-11 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Awww I thought that these would show up SOONER than just five days before the release.

I'll throw down $20 that another four threads similar to these pop up before Saturday. Anyone want to join in and wager?

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(no subject) - [info]typofrog, 2005-07-12 04:37 am UTC

[info]arien
2005-07-11 04:54 pm UTC (link)
You know, with all that buildup, I thought we were going to get INTERESTING and SMART analysis and plot speculation. The events in the books affect Harry?! Someone important to him dies?! WOW! Don't give yourself brain damage digging too deep, now.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-11 11:55 pm UTC
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[info]fuzzytowers
2005-07-11 05:08 pm UTC (link)
What a dick. I couldn't figure out what he was doing there in the first place. It's a shipping site for god's sake.

The asshats are running amuck.

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(no subject) - [info]megmurry, 2005-07-11 08:55 pm UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 10:01 pm UTC (link)
The spoiler wank is already overflowing in the HP Fandom. On one side are the 'if you spoil me you'll die a slow, painful death' spoiler-free and the other side who don't give a shit, replying 'will you just shut the fuck up, it's only a frickin book' Just fun, fun, fun.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-11 11:53 pm UTC (link)
I am so amused that Matt's user status is listed as "Troll in the dungeon".

--Freya Lorelei (http://www.livejournal.com/users/freyalorelei)

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[info]jrandomlurker
2005-07-12 12:00 am UTC (link)
How are there any spoilers at all on HBP? o.o I thought Rowling put ZOMG DEATH CURSE on anyone who breathed a word of spoilers before the Holy Day Of Release?

/not a huge Potter fan

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(no subject) - [info]camilla, 2005-07-12 12:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]jrandomlurker, 2005-07-12 12:38 am UTC
Spoiler speculation! OMG - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 05:43 pm UTC
Re: Spoiler speculation! OMG - [info]jrandomlurker, 2005-07-12 11:36 pm UTC
Re: Spoiler speculation! OMG - (Anonymous), 2005-07-13 03:22 am UTC
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[info]deerlike
2005-07-12 01:10 am UTC (link)
I really hope he never breeds. *fervently* Of course, what with his holier-than-thou attitude, he'd probably never get any. Too many silly girls, you know.

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(no subject) - [info]castellated, 2005-07-12 07:13 pm UTC

[info]stinkwrinkle
2005-07-12 02:36 am UTC (link)
This reminds me of one of my favorite Bloom County Cartoons:

Reagan Calls Women: America's Li'l Dumplins

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(no subject) - [info]shakeandbake, 2005-07-12 02:53 am UTC

[info]issendai
2005-07-12 04:29 am UTC (link)
So it seems that Voldy and his DE crew have managed to get past the protective shields and infiltrated the Hogwarts area.

...For, what, the sixth time? What are you, new?

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orangutan
2005-07-12 04:33 pm UTC (link)
So, wait - the London bombings were really about preventing HBP from being released?

If we can just work a shipwar into this, the circle will be complete.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-12 05:45 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2005-07-12 06:01 pm UTC (link)
Is it just me, or does Matt remind anyone else of a male BohemianFaerie?

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2005-07-13 01:41 am UTC
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(Anonymous)
2005-07-12 10:21 pm UTC (link)
That's why I love my fandom so much!! Just when you thought things couldn't sink lower, it always manages to surprise you!

Harry Potter is love
Wank is love
Harry Potter= wank!

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-12 10:34 pm UTC (link)
Well, I must admit my first thought when I heard about the London bombings was "OMG Voldemort!!" But this guy seems dead serious about it...

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-13 08:06 pm UTC (link)
Does anyone else see a hole in his theory?
"Harry heard Bellatrix's triumphant scream, but knew it meant nothing - Sirius had only just fallen through the archway, he would reappear from the other side any second."
If it was the killing curse, Harry would have known because the light would be green and he knows that the killing curse's light is green, how ever since he was expecting Sirius to fall out of the other side of the veil unharmed, we can assume it was a diffrent color.

The other hole in his theory is that most people would read past the part where he makes a complete arse of him self. X0

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