Yo' mama so ugly... but I'm sure she's a nice person!
Finally, I have a reason to use this icon.

Yeah, I know finding wank on IMDb is like shooting fish in a barrell.

Over at IMDb on the Eric Bana boards there's a thread about his wife of eight years and pretty much constant companion, Rebecca. As is normal operating procedure over there, wank ensues. I knew this would happen eventually with him, I just knew it.

The OP states: "It used to annoy the bloody hell out of me when my girl would drool over this guy, but then I saw is wife and I thought "Why? You could have anyone you want. Why this tattered thing?" Looks aren't it all, I know, but I don't get this union."

Respones range from "Rebecca Gleeson is a bit haggy. I don't get it either, but maybe she is really nice," to stating that she should gain weight and/or find a fashion coordinator to help her find clothes to flatter her figure and age, and quite a few people calling other people out for slagging on the man's wife and the mother of his kids that he "clearly adores." All the while stating "I'm sure she's a very nice person."

While I've not participated, I'll just point at my icon again. And fangirl.

My personal favorite is when someone, in the midst of discussion about how she should gain about 100 pounds, points out "In the Black Hawk Down premiere pics, she looked dare I say, pretty good. Why? Because she had more meat on her bones." Yeah, she was pregnant, you halfwit. [/wanking]