Pony + Prayer = SPOOGE!
Ah, it's been too long since a good pony wank.

On the MLPTP, (which has shed the nasty spyware for a new board *waves tiny flag*), KneonT finds a new pony named "Bedtime Blessings with Bright Night". And when you squeeze her little hoof, she says a bedtime prayer. The standard, "Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray the Lord my soul to keep. May angesl watch me from the skies, Until the morning when I rise." (I personally like the classic, "And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take I pray the Lord my toys to break, so none of the other bastard children can play with em. Amen.")

And lookie that pony spooge FLY. Clearly, the idea of Christianity in the world of ponies makes people lose their shit. How DARE Hasbro make a praying pony! The Pagans and Atheists and the non-Christian ponies are offended, by God Goddess Zeus Buddha nothing, absolutely nothing The Rainbow!

Me? I haven't gotten any of the Creepy Soft Babies, but I might get that one and gut her mechanism. Cause she's kinda cute in that "I WANT YOUR SOUL" way.

--Kitti