Jackass wank, slightly old
Really, what do you honestly expect to happen if you make a post like this? The wank must be a record holder - it started in January and as of less than a day ago was still getting posts.

Kelvin327 says the jackass crew love putting themselves thru pain for ur pleasure..for example, jonny fighting butterbean!
and why????
because they are DUMB!!! they have nothing better to do with their lives!
i mean having a proffesional boxer thrash you about a shopping store??? how is it funny? its dangerous, ridiculous and sooo unfunny! i can honestly say i didnt laugh one bit at this movie, its just dumb!
the jackass crew are like all u americans, dumb, and desperate!

There are replies out the wazoo, some futilely reasonable, some, like this from amie_b_98, which, I don't know, it's just stellar:

ZULUWARS IS LIAR... FIRST OF ALL HE IS LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD MAN WHO LIVES WITH HIS MOTHER AND TRIES TO PAWN HIMSELF OFF TO BE A 18 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENTS. JUST LOOK AT HIS PAST POSTS AND YOU SEE HOW MUCH OF AN ASS HE IS. JUST TO GAUGE HIS MAHHOOD (OR LACK OF) THE POOR LITTLE BABY CRIED AT THE END OF FORST GUMP. GO HOME ZULUWARS NO ONE LIKES YOU NOT EVEN YOUR MOTHER, OR AT LEAST THAT IS WHAT SHE TOLD ME AFTER SOLLOWING MY MAN JUICE LAST NIGHT... GO FECK OFF YOU SCOTTISH PRI_CK. BETTER YET COME TO AMERICA AND WE WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO GIVE UP THE GHOST... I HOPE THE NEXT TIME YOU EAT A JELLY DONUT YOU BITE INTO A STRING...

Hmm. My own $0.02? Someone paid these boys damn good money to travel the world and do a few dumbass Y-chromosomal stunts they'd probably have done in any case, so who's the *real* jackass?

Come get the wank

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	llama_treats 2005-07-14 06:23 pm UTC (link)
	If a midget wiping out on a skateboard isn't funny, I don't know what is. (P.S. - Jelly donut? String? WTF?) (Reply to this)(Thread)

	knightrider 2005-07-14 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I'll be honest and say I didn't get the string bit either. And I find Jackass fucking hilarious, most of the time. And the homoerotic content is great for slash. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2005-07-14 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	Jackass is especially amusing at 3AM. I nearly herniated myself laughing about the guy in the fat suit falling off of stuff. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	knightrider 2005-07-14 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	The one that really got me the first time was the "bungee wedgie" in the movie. Riiiiiiiiiiip thud! Classic. Rendered even funnier by all the other jackasses herniating themselves. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	I work with high schoolers ourself 2005-07-14 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Tampon string, I think. Which has put me right off jelly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: I work with high schoolers llama_treats 2005-07-14 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	But...but why is all the jelly gone? cries (Reply to this)(Parent)

	kadath 2005-07-14 07:05 pm UTC (link)
	Because the filling in jelly donuts is usually red, and certain femine hygeine products have a string involved. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2005-07-14 07:54 pm UTC (link)
	I know my menstrual blood looks remarkably like jelly...IN THE BIZARRO WORLD. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-07-14 07:42 pm UTC (link)
	I'm quite impressed that amie_b_98 managed to spell 'gauge' correctly. It gladdened my spelling geek heart for a bright, shining moment. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jat_sapphire 2005-07-15 03:21 am UTC (link)
	For two words, no doubt. For me, the prize goes to "sollowing." Because God knows that's what actually IS happening to his "manjuice." (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2005-07-18 06:17 am UTC (link)
	i always figured they were mostly made up of masochists and it was like porn without nudity... or maybe i'm a sadist and i just like watching pretty boys with skateboards named bam hurt themselves... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	knightrider 2005-07-18 12:36 pm UTC (link)
	Totally. One of my main reasons for watching it is the horny factor. I luuuuuuuuuuurve seeing Johnny get big owwies. (Reply to this)(Parent)