Tales of Symphonia Spam Wank
It's a small wank, but it's a break from Harry Potter.

Apparently, a member has taken to spamming a community devoted to slashing the characters of Tales of Symphonia. Another member took offence, and posted as much.

"If your post had been telling people to wear a crash helmet while engaging in mid-air sex with a gay angel, then it would have been on topic, and you would not currently be getting flamed for spamming. However, it wasn't about that, now was it? No.


There are cries that what was posted (a sad little anecdote about how a bike accident led to rollercoaster deprivation, and thus helmets are good, people!) is a Public Service Announcement, and "If you really had a problem with stuff clogging up your f-list, you would have ignored this post instead of coming here to offend people who aren't talking about gay sex. I guess the lesson to be learned here is that there is more to life than that, because there is."

(There is?)

This doesn't really garner a warm reception, either.

"Um, are you on crack? You don't come here to offend people not talking about gay sex. You come here to talk about gay sex, and you're offended when people aren't."

And so it goes on...

"I get that feeling that you are just a lurker who doesn't have the skills to write or draw anything at all, but still thinks that you are apart of the family this community has turned into. You truly digust me, I want you to leave this community and never post again, go find another community to flame in. We don't want your kind here."

And on.

"You can like the fact, lump it, or shove it up your ass- if your head isn't taking up all the available room."

I know I shouldn't still be amazed by people's ability to fight online about ANYTHING. But I so am.