Something Wanky This Way Comes - "I have the right to not be offended!"
More Potter splooge? Oh yes it is.

Over on MetaQuotes, someone addresses a fandom rumor that JKR is refusing to write Book 7 because the publishers are are all a bunch of rabid Harry/Hemione shippers who are trying to force her into writing their OTP. OR ELSE!!1!11 tzikeh has earned a place on MetaQuotes by scoffing rather loudly.

Where do you deranged practitioners of fucktardery GET this shit? You're why the world outside of fandom thinks we should all get lives or get locked up. If you couldn't see Ron/Hermione coming from ten thousand miles back, if you *seriously* thought that this was all heading toward Harry and Hermione getting together, you need to go BACK TO GRADE SCHOOL and learn how to read books. Not *words* - BOOKS. And while you're at it take your computer back to the store because you are too stupid to own one. Come back when you've proven that "foreshadowing" means more to you than applying blusher above the brow line.

A fair and amusing reaction to such an absurd rumor, yes? Er...not according to windtear. Because apparently, posts such as this should require an "opinion warning" in addition to a spoiler and language warning, because she has the right to be warned not to read something that insults her. She therefore chooses to exercise this right by voluntarily reading a community dedicated to posting and sharing sharp-witted and oftentimes scathing remarks.

Much "bitch, please!" and counter-wank ensues. Best insight so far, brought to us by avallonia:

H/Hr shippers -- the other oppressed minority!

No major HBP spoilers so far, but that might change.