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Pyrate Jenni ([info]pyratejenni) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-07-18 14:14:00


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Current mood: amused
Entry tags:fandom: harry potter, harmonians, jkr doesn't know harry potter like i do, person: fpb, person: jkr, spoilers- noooo! you bitch! you bitch!!!, wankers who will not shut up, yet another entitled hp fucktard

HPB Wank, the Collectors' Edition
Friends, are you tired of digging through comment threads to find links to the gnashing and wailing of despairing shippers?

Dig no more!

holy god, HP fandom is fucking insane!

Innermurk's HBP reaction

Homophobia made her do it!

The obligatory Dido reference (Yes, yes, dear, go down with your ship -- make sure to use a weighted lifejacket.)

Apparently I Was Wrong

OMG BLAISE IS BLACK!

Dear Mrs. Rowling: YOU SUCK!

WARNING: DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU'RE NOT HYSTERICAL!

Atanielle's triple threat . (Now with religious sneering!)

ZOMG I had to wait an extra minute for my book!

The Funeral of OBHWF

Someone on remusxsirius needs a serious reality-check.

Half-Blood Prince -- A Run Down

WE ARE FINALLY CANON! (A nice change of pace.)

HBP_WTF. 'Nuff said. Now with icons!</i>

Tonks is just (bleeping bleep) of a beard

Someone's complaining about spoilers STILL?

The letter-writing campaign begins! YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

A Picture Message for JKR For some reason, I'm reminded of Brenda Starr.

Homophobia Made Her Do It! Volume II

Even the political communities are getting in on it

Spoilers make you a bad RPGer!

Fictionalley Park's shipping thread joins the party

Mock, and wtf_inc mocks with you! (Not wanky, but funny!)

Whiny fangirls prove they are twelve years old at heart

More protest art The last is soooo classy.

Are you sure you want a fandom, CC?

I don't think they put faces on milk cartons in the UK, liebchen...

Kenboy provides a sense of perspective Too bad he can't bottle it; it's desperately needed.

I have the right to be offended because I can't comprehend the original post! Metaquotes + huffy H/Hr shipper = wank!

Gordon Lightfoot Kills Harry Potter A filking tribute to the 'shipping wars. It came from MP3!

The Weasley Twins: Threat or Menace?

But it's different (really!) when you're making fun of MY ship!

She did it on PURPOSE! JKR supposedly targets H/Hr shippers and the SugarQuill archive.

More whiny protest art. (Locked. So much for never surrendering!)

OMG! JKR'S SO MEEAN!

The wank turns meta!

Another call for perspective Again, if madlorivoldemort could bottle this, she'd be debt-free in hours.

Wow. Someone's got entitlement issues.

And someone else didn't listen to JKR's thoughts on Snape, either.

Witherwings. Because we love proving Emerson right.

Suggestion: visit the library more often.

Reality check, Aisle Nine! (And bring a mop) </ href>

Projection, much?

Some people have a problem with reading comprehension...still.

Sigh. Kids, if you're trying to prove you're sane, "canonrape" isn't the way to do it, 'kay?"

Grow the hell up, gang! Because people are still being stupid.

Everytime you post with a H/G icon, the terrorists win! See what I mean?


Would anyone blame her? Not wanky, but funny.

Ginny bad, Draco good!

Looking for R/S wank? We got yer R/S wank right here! (Friendslocked. I guess they want to go down with their ship the way the Puppies would have wanted, with a little dignity. Or something.

ETA: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the fandom....

The Mugglenet Wall of Shame, 'shippers edition




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[info]waltraute
2005-07-18 09:16 pm UTC (link)
I saw 'Dido' and the first thing I thought was 'Some crazy shipper is threatening suicide over this'?

And then I realized it was a song, because I am totally out of the loop.

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(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2005-07-19 01:53 am UTC
Totally and wildly off-topic, but -- - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 05:09 am UTC
Re: Totally and wildly off-topic, but -- - [info]waltraute, 2005-07-19 03:11 pm UTC
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[info]cantinera
2005-07-18 09:20 pm UTC (link)
No, it seems like JKR cares about her fans. Just the wrong ones.

Dude! There are right fans! And Jo has shunned them!

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[info]limyaael
2005-07-18 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Oh, innermurk, innermurk... you have to do better than that.

What I cannot take, and what I do not love about this book is that she totally, irreversibly, and irreverently raped all of her characters. There was not one single character in this book that was the same as what we knew and loved in the first five.
EVERY CHARACTER WAS OOC!!!!!

How can the original author make a character OOC? Well.....read HBP for the perfect example.


Okay. Tell me how.

Seriously. You're the one making the claim that the characters are OOC. I am waiting for examples. And no, they cannot be examples such as "Hermione didn't fall in love with Harry." Give me examples from the book itself, since you said they're in the book.

I would love to read a serious discussion of this, rather than one that's two parts hippogriff guano to five parts batshit.

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[info]ninja_stripper
2005-07-18 09:34 pm UTC (link)
Ok, so this is what I get out of these:

HOW DARE THE CREATOR OF THE BOOKS MAKE HER CHARCTERS DO SOMETHING I DO NOT WANT THEM TO DO! SHE'S WRONG WRONG WRONG!

Did I get that right? Because I'm really not getting it still.

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[info]darkrose
2005-07-18 09:42 pm UTC (link)
Could you add a link to the, "OMG BLAISE IS BLACK!!!!!!!1111" wank?

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Some people need to get a grip. And everyone wonders why I hate Harry Potter and all it's psycho fans so much. Well here you go.

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 09:47 pm UTC (link)
Don't forget the Old Faithful: here (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ataniell93/498104.html) and here with added pretension (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ataniell93/498479.html), plus a fitting coda. (http://www.livejournal.com/users/ataniell93/498921.html)

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[info]esorlehcar
2005-07-18 09:48 pm UTC (link)
Yay! I was beginning to think I was going to have to do this myself :-)

Don't forget my new favorite:
As a writer myself, I hope to be published one day. And should I be so lucky as to attract anything resembling a fan base, I will take care not to treat it with the contempt with which you have treated those of us who have shipped Harmony. Who among those of us who have rooted for Harry and Hermione could have missed the barely disguised jab at the Hippogriff love theory? (Are we really supposed to believe that the girl who ran up to Buckbeak to pat him in GoF would find the prospect frightening in HBP? Or was the tattoo joke really just a harmless aside?) Who among us could be in any doubt that you had the HMS Harmony and her arguments in mind in some of the scenes you wrote. To engage in a barely disguised dialogue with your fan base through the narrative is a contemptible act and entirely unethical. Enjoyed the arguments did you? I’m glad that at least someone in the world did.

Ultimately, I think our only fault was to point out the logical holes in your romantic proposals but you took care of that too, I see. Had you written these characters in this way from the beginning, there would be none among us who could doubt that Harry and Hermione were completely unsuited. I see now how much they disagree – not because of romantic tension of course but because they are incompatible. I see now how much Ron and Hermione and Harry and Ginny are suited, how well they know each other, how supportive they are of one another, how loyal – not because they are platonic friends, but because they are meant for one another.

And this is what I mean by a lack of craft. The only way you could sell it was to turn it all on its head. If you had done the job, you should not have had to.

There are many in the fandom who will accuse me of being bitter and they may be right. After all, they saw these characters in this way from the very beginning. You and they have been on the same page. They saw more clearly than my shipmates and I and, on my part, I apologise for not listening to them more carefully. They kept telling us it was just a children’s book and we refused to accept it. In the end we really were reading different texts. Ultimately, I can see that the real Harry Potter series has limited value for adults searching for more depth and meaning.

If only I had listened when my children’s literature lecturer at university told me in no uncertain terms that it was a conservative, traditional and patriarchal story that lacked originality and depth. If only I had listened to the critics who argued that, despite its popularity, it was poorly written. I did not know what they meant. I was confused and more than a little defensive. I get it now. The hero only ends up with someone beautiful enough to have attracted many men, so as to be a worthy trophy. He ends up with that girl with the beautiful hair and lovely features. He ends up with the one who does not question him or ask him to justify himself. He ends up with the one who will fulfill her feminine role in the most traditional of ways by remaining unquestioningly loyal and jumping to his defense should anyone dare to criticise him. He does not end up with the bookworm, who doesn’t have time to do fix her bushy hair because she is too busy finding ways for him to stay alive. He does not end up with the best friend who has proven herself a hundred times over as the most remarkable witch of her generation. He ends up with the beautiful, popular, funny, exciting, sporty girl who just happens to have a mean bat-bogey hex that she can use when the going gets tough. (However did she keep all that fabulousness hidden?)
(freezepage)

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(no subject) - [info]castellated, 2005-07-20 09:33 pm UTC
Thank You!
[info]luna
2005-07-18 09:49 pm UTC (link)
Now I have all the wank in one organized, bullet-pointed package. Beautiful!

*dives into the spooge*

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Re: Thank You! - [info]luna, 2005-07-18 09:51 pm UTC
Re: Thank You! - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-07-18 10:05 pm UTC
Re: Thank You! - [info]ctrlaltdlt, 2005-07-18 11:13 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 09:51 pm UTC (link)
Wow.

So Gilderoy Lockhart and Veruca Salt* mated. She laid thousands of eggs, and out hatched a swarm of entitlement-minded HP fans. Who are now trying to destroy canon like a swarm of locusts.

It's one thing to have complaints, or wish something else happened, or be a little put out that your ship sank - but jeez. This is going overboard. I wonder what Tom Cruise's take on their psychology would be?

*The brat from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, not the band.

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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 12:19 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pixychelle, 2005-07-19 05:52 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]thoms, 2005-07-19 09:20 am UTC

[info]naienko
2005-07-18 09:59 pm UTC (link)
Was it wrong of me that every third thought while reading was a gleeful imagining of what the fandom would be doing? And that said imagining was more enjoyable than the book itself (even though it was in fact a decent read)?

Obviously I need more snarky HP icons to go with this wankfest.

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(no subject) - [info]snarkbunny, 2005-07-19 12:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]the_mouse, 2005-07-19 01:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-07-19 09:16 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]grapefruitzzz, 2005-07-20 02:18 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]naienko, 2005-07-20 05:38 pm UTC

[info]hypno_jango
2005-07-18 10:19 pm UTC (link)
I had to wait an extra five minutes to get my book even though I was #5 and there were eight registers open. I didn't get my book on time because when Snape asked that everyone but the people with numbers 1-20 to stop crowding the registers, no one listened. I had to fight through the crowds to get to the register. I was more worried about how I was going to get out the door than that some people got the book before me.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-07-18 10:21 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 12:12 am UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2005-07-21 10:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hypno_jango, 2005-07-19 12:48 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]terminal_frost, 2005-07-20 08:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]phosfate, 2005-07-18 10:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hypno_jango, 2005-07-18 10:32 pm UTC
Another Lincolnite FWer reports in. - [info]beccastareyes, 2005-07-18 11:05 pm UTC
... - [info]phosfate, 2005-07-18 11:12 pm UTC
Yet another Lincolnite checking in. - [info]mireille, 2005-07-19 08:40 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]coffee_mug, 2005-07-18 11:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]hypno_jango, 2005-07-18 11:06 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 03:04 pm UTC

[info]im_nucking_futs
2005-07-18 10:23 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for giving us the primer. I'm off to laugh at the idiots over at [info]lupin_snape

HBP: The nuke that will never stop giving.

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(no subject) - [info]miss_kitten, 2005-07-18 10:29 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]palabradot, 2005-07-19 04:42 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pixychelle, 2005-07-19 10:06 pm UTC
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[info]chikane
2005-07-18 10:29 pm UTC (link)
From the "Dear Mrs Rowling..."

Your series has been a success, largely thanks to people like me

Arrogance much? ^^ I mean....THAT the majority? I'd really suggest that person to go out and look at a real bookstore, not at Amazon.

Rowlings success is because her books were a wonderful read, especially for younger children. Not because fanfic writers talked about it.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-07-18 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 05:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]rikoshi, 2005-07-18 11:24 pm UTC
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[info]pragmatic
2005-07-18 10:36 pm UTC (link)
But where did the sudden (and c'mon, it was totally out-of-the-blue SUDDEN) attraction for Ginny come from?

Aren't out-of-the-blue sudden attractions, um, normal for teenagers?

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(no subject) - [info]luna, 2005-07-18 10:47 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]theamazingrando, 2005-07-19 05:08 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]amasaglajax, 2005-07-19 11:17 am UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 11:03 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Unless I've missed it, you guys have missed possibly the best wank of all: The Funeral of OBHWF! (http://www.livejournal.com/users/phoenixwriter/72338.html#cutid1)

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(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2005-07-18 10:46 pm UTC
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... - [info]waltraute, 2005-07-19 12:00 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]fuzzypink, 2005-07-19 02:12 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2005-07-19 02:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-07-19 03:45 am UTC

[info]zaliesiren
2005-07-18 10:41 pm UTC (link)
Dear Lord in heaven, some people are just... wow.

I didn't much care for the relationship heavy plot lines either, or the book in general, but oh my God it's not what I wanted to be peeeeeeeerrfectly die die die! is a little much. I'll stick to my wtf-ing over here. >.>

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(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Ultimately, I can see that the real Harry Potter series has limited value for adults searching for more depth and meaning.

Word. More people in the fandom need to realize this. If only it didn't come from a rabid shipper complaining in the same breath that Rowling was carrying on what amounts to an extended shipping argument in Half Blood Prince.

-lorazia on lj

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(no subject) - [info]moriath, 2005-07-18 11:44 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 12:21 am UTC

[info]absurdwords
2005-07-18 10:47 pm UTC (link)
The wailing of the crew as a certain ship sinks

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(no subject) - [info]waltraute, 2005-07-18 10:55 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 08:35 pm UTC
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... - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-07-26 02:10 am UTC
... - [info]absurdwords, 2005-07-26 02:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]schtroumph_c, 2005-07-18 10:58 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]absurdwords, 2005-07-18 11:05 pm UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-19 12:34 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]absurdwords, 2005-07-19 12:42 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]mariagoner, 2005-07-19 09:40 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-07-19 09:21 pm UTC

[info]dragonscholar
2005-07-18 10:52 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for the wankcompilation. Keep expanding it, I think you're documenting a little steaming pile of history here.

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(no subject) - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-07-18 11:02 pm UTC
Hmmmm - [info]dragonscholar, 2005-07-18 11:17 pm UTC
... - [info]pyratejenni, 2005-07-18 11:28 pm UTC
... - [info]dragonscholar, 2005-07-18 11:31 pm UTC
... - [info]telophase, 2005-07-19 12:09 am UTC
... - [info]dragonscholar, 2005-07-19 12:13 am UTC
... - [info]telophase, 2005-07-19 12:16 am UTC

[info]coffee_mug
2005-07-18 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Thank you for this entry, TOO MUCH WITH TEH FUNNEH.


I put it down to a lack of craft on your part and a tendency to see more potential than there actually was on mine (it is a weakness of mine you see, that extends beyond just your series). In the end, you really were just telling a very simple story. In the end, there wasn’t anything more to see. My mistake I guess for trying to make you into something that you were not.

Er. Tyler Durden says, "You are not the Harry Potter novels you write."

In response to Sienna:

Dear batshit fan,

I quite can't give a toss.

Love, Jo.

Also, the lupin_snape post was HILARIOUS.

I NEED EMOTIONAL THERAPY!

HELP ME PLEASE!


*wipes tears* Hooooly shit.

Apparently I Was Wrong
...You can still write fic? Or ...well, in my opinion you still can..



To quote one comment I saw someone there, JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE IT'S NOT A REAL BOAT. You're not actually onboard fucking Titanic.

It's a fucking pairing, in a book series. Some of those posts are way too "our neverending struggle filled with hardships and woes is NOT OVER - for the children!".

What.the.fuck. HP fandom, wtf.

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[info]pointsandlaughs
2005-07-18 11:00 pm UTC (link)
Innermurk: She had a great and deeply developed emotional hero.

Yeah, very balanced character WHO SPOKE IN CAPS LOCK ALL THROUGH OOTP!

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2005-07-18 11:27 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]pointsandlaughs, 2005-07-19 12:16 am UTC
... - [info]jerel, 2005-07-19 03:58 pm UTC
... - (Anonymous), 2005-07-26 06:49 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]slackerbitch, 2005-07-19 09:25 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 11:03 pm UTC (link)
*wipes tears*

[info]railway, [info]gilly_halliwell and [info]sienna291973 must receive a HPWinner/runner-up Wanker of the HBP Wankathon Award. Someone such a few braincells need simply some credit.

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(no subject) - [info]apoplexia, 2005-07-18 11:29 pm UTC

(Anonymous)
2005-07-18 11:11 pm UTC (link)


::sighs:: I love the fandom. It's insane.

-Setsuna

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[info]mlleelizabeth
2005-07-18 11:11 pm UTC (link)
I figured there had to be some gloaty wank on the other side of the shipping issue, so I went looking for it, and found this.

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