Small Adele Wank, Complete with Flashbacks.
Apparently someone has OHNOES! been stealing Adele Sessler's "online identity." This prompts a very long and nasty post on Adele's website wherein Adele provides email addresses, IP addresses, etc on this mysterious "online identity thief."

Unfortunately, she has deleted her message board because OHNOES! people aren't NICE all the time. But the post of "she stole my online identity!!!" is well worth the trip to Meadow...whatever.



For those of you who don't remember, Adele is the self-important "author" of Zelda fanfiction which she had vanity published.

Some of her great hits include:

The Adele Meta-WankI'm not racist because I say all Japanese people look alike! And OMGWTFBBBQ my elves are NOT gay! Don't criticize me or my art! Delete my Zelda fanfics from your harddrives because they are "ruining my career!" My friends don't love me so I'm gonna go draw some elves!!

and

Vanity press review wank Not nearly as spoogy as the aforementioned one, but definately worth a click.