Work safe here is being defined as no exposed genitalia or nipples, or giant curse words. Or overtly sexual situations.

Well, in that case, do you think you could remove the banner at the top of f_w which says FANDOM WANK in multicoloured letters? Because that isn't terribly work safe. Also the words 'wank' and 'wankers' from the side bar.

Oh, and it'd be nice if people could avoid putting any naughty words in big letters in the subject lines of the wank reports-of-people-being-silly. Because those kind of stand out. Likewise the use of ALL CAPS, or bold, or coloured fonts, or anything else which might draw attention from my boss. Changing the title of the comm, so that 'Fandom Wank Lives' doesn't appear in the browser tab would also be very helpful. I suggest 'Protocols and Techniques' or maybe 'Nature On-Line'.

In fact, it would be best if people would stop posting wank reports altogether, and only post reports of cutting-edge research in neuroscience. Then I could read it at work in complete safety.