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Sep (lord of all I survey) ([info]sepiamagpie) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-07-24 10:16:00


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Hey, y'all.

Just a few modly announcements.


Some of you may have noticed this by now, but we've been going around notifying people that we're gonna start cracking down on non-work-safe icons. Work safe here is being defined as no exposed genitalia or nipples, or giant curse words. Or overtly sexual situations.

None of that pg, pg-13, nc-17 crap because that is so debatable. Please follow our guidelines. You're allowed to use your nws icons everywhere else on journalfen. Excepting, of course, communities that specifically ban them like us and we'd really appreciate it if you just remember what keyword triggers what when you comment. We don't want to, but we will crack down on you, kay? Thank you.

Second announcement: YOU CAN NOW CONTACT THE MODS (not that you couldn't before, but now you have an email address) so go check out the fandom wank userinfo to get our email as well as finding out Apoplexia's sexual history.


And our final announcement, Hugsnkisses is back. The day right after I finally give up and put her in the missing in action column. Why? Because she sucks.


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bankai
2005-07-25 12:33 am UTC (link)
I HAVE TESTICLES.

Okay, I don't.

But now we can contact FW mods? Can we get their home numbers, too? You know...just in case.

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[info]sepiamagpie
2005-07-25 12:34 am UTC (link)
how are you at phonesex? I think we can get you WP's.

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bankai
2005-07-25 12:36 am UTC (link)
I'm good at everything I do. Everything.

Sorry for the bumble, but WP's are...?

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[info]sepiamagpie
2005-07-25 12:40 am UTC (link)
Wankprophet. He's a damn ho.

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bankai
2005-07-25 12:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, I've already tapped that.

He may be a ho, but he's great with a feather duster and ranch dressing.

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[info]apoplexia
2005-07-25 10:37 am UTC (link)
I already got in trouble for handing out Sep's home number once, but if you really want to find him, I can tell you the corner his mom works, and you could follow her home.

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bankai
2005-07-25 10:59 am UTC (link)
Sep lives with his mom?

Say no more. I am way too work up in a graphically sexual manner over this concept.

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[info]jedilora
2005-07-25 01:47 am UTC (link)
I need their home addresses too. To send them alarm clocks.

(What? What else would be ticking? Crocodiles?)

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bankai
2005-07-25 02:26 am UTC (link)
I'd rather have a ticking crocodile than a damn alarm clock. At least a crocodile is interesting. Alarm clocks just piss me off.

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[info]sorchar
2005-07-25 09:30 am UTC (link)
You can get mine, but it costs you 3.95 a minute.

But I'll read the Tarot and tell you whether your lover is cheating on you.

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bankai
2005-07-25 09:47 am UTC (link)
I done already told you:

FUCK OFF, MS. CLEO! I LIED WHEN I SAID I LIKED THE CARDPLAY. I LIED!!!

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[info]sorchar
2005-07-25 09:50 am UTC (link)
Girl, I'ma put my tarot cards so far up your ass you gonna have papercuts on your tongue.

Wonder if they'll still work after that?

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bankai
2005-07-25 09:59 am UTC (link)
I doubt it. Look what happened when you tried that on Michael Jackson!

He never was quite right again.

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[info]sorchar
2005-07-25 10:09 am UTC (link)
What do you mean, "again"?

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bankai
2005-07-25 10:17 am UTC (link)
I like to give MJ the benefit of the doubt.

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