Because there can never be too much HP wank. Oh, wait....THERE CAN.
A Harry/Ginny fansite, the oddly-titled Sink Into Your Eyes* (or SIYE), has instituted an "obscenity ban", which somehow has to do with JKR's agents and Janet Jackson's breast. Yeah, I don't know, either.
LaFeeMechante, aka ginny_weasley, receives an e-mail from one of the site maintainers, Lord Somethingorother, that contains pointless emoticons and plenty of condescension :). Ginny_weasley is not happy. Cue petition.
Keep repeating after me...one more book. Just one.
* Frankly, all that name does is make me have a flashback to being very drunk in a bathroom and being unable to keep my balance. Just sayin'.