Baum, that is

Over at livejournal, in the Black of Hole of wank that is Sammie's there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth because, in the words of one of the faithful:
THE BOSBITCH IS IN JAPAN
with Orlando as he promotes Elizabethtown. The rest of the wank from this is over al DL_Anon here and here. I'm posting the rest of this extremely wanky stuff here, though, since I thought you all might appreciate the Crazy.

For those new to OrlandoWank, Robin Baum is Orlando's publicist. "It" refers to Orlando's unfortunate gf, Kate Bosworth.

LISTEN UP ROBIN AND COMPANY!!!
mpgoddess 2005-08-04 00:46

we want PICTURES!! REAL PICTURES of It in Japan.

we want a STAEMENT FROM ORLANDO HIMSELF that they are together.

we want It to GO AWAY, mostly, but since you seen so hell-bent on selling this charade, why not just go for the whole shebang while youre at it.

and oh yeah....as long as Orlando chooses (or is forced by you) to consort with this little slut who bed-hops from one man the the other in a matter of days (or hours), *I* and ALL of my friends will NOT be paying ANY money to see ANY of Orlando's movies. ever.

there goes your 10%....cos 10% of nothing is....nothing.

rot in Hell Robin. you took a sweet, loveable man with lots of potential and turned him into a laughingstock. i hope youre proud of yourself.

Re: LISTEN UP ROBIN AND COMPANY!!!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 00:50

Bye! Don't let the door hit you on the way out! Maybe us remaining fans can get rid of the psycho stigma that pervades this fandom thanks to fanbitches like you.

Re: LISTEN UP ROBIN AND COMPANY!!!
mpgoddess 2005-08-04 00:54

not a fan anymore. sorry.

but if it makes you feel better to count me amongst your dwindling numbers, go right ahead.

thing is, everytime we ASK for something here, we get it. like pics, video, etc...

only thing we havent gotten ia a REAL, PERMANENT breakup...

Yes, you read correctly. Mpgoddess believes that Orlando's management read at Sammie's and if she throws a tantrum big enough to make any six-year old proud, they will oblige her by making Kate Bosworth (who she refers to as a IT and repeatedly calls a "slut") go away.

Re: LISTEN UP ROBIN AND COMPANY!!!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 00:58

My post just went completely over your little head, didn't it?

only because
mpgoddess 2005-08-04 01:04

MY post went completely over YOUR head.

no wrun along and play withyour little O/K shipper friends. this is not a good place for children like you....

Re: only because
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 01:08

Ahahahahhahahahahahah! Oh man. You crack me up. Hahahahahahahah.

Go poke you Kate Bosworth voodoo doll, sweets.

Re: only because
mpgoddess 2005-08-04 01:12

nah. theres not enough there to poke...too skinny. (j/k)

im just gonna work on my voodoo doll of YOU "sweets".

Re: only because
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 01:14

Go ahead! There's no need for me to return the favor since you're already a miserable bitch.

Re: LISTEN UP ROBIN AND COMPANY!!!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 00:55

BRAVO!!!!!!!! mpgoddess BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!

I agree with you. She has literally turned him evil. He is SO publicized now. Like a piece of darn plastic. WE loved him b/c he was ADORABLE, SWEET, A NICE WHOLESOME CUTE GUY. NOW LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!

Robin has ruined him threw and threw.

Re: LISTEN UP ROBIN AND COMPANY!!!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 01:18

Me thinks that this last anon, and mpgoddess are one in the same.

They both sound 14 and neither one can spell.

It's 'through and through' sweetness.

Step away from the computer, and pick up a book now and then.
Bye, bye now.

are you ALWAYS wrong??
mpgoddess 2005-08-04 01:35

why, yes, you are!!

i am not one and the same with the lovely supportive anonymous up there.

i post my feelings no holds barred. sorry if you dont like it.

and i am NOT 14. havent been 14 for quite some time. and i could spell rings around you, dearie.

Re: are you ALWAYS wrong??
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 01:41

Girl, you just keep sticking your foot in your mouth.

Re: are you ALWAYS wrong??
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 01:46
"and i am NOT 14. havent been 14 for quite some time. and i could spell rings around you, dearie."

God, this is too easy......it's haven't....not"havent".

Care to try again?

Re: LISTEN UP ROBIN AND COMPANY!!!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 19:56
"*I* and ALL of my friends will NOT be paying ANY money to see ANY of Orlando's movies. ever"

Ooh, so scary. A half-a-dozen psycho fanbitches less in the theater at the next Orli flick will really send his career right down the crapper.

Update from Sammie's latest post
Is Sidi alive?
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 03:42

I hate to be a doomie but Sidi hasn't been seen in ages. I wonder if skele poisoned him so orli would need her. Also this whole PR BS is freaking me out. It is too much like tomkat. I wonder what it is they all fear? Who has what photos? Hmmm

,b>Re: Is Sidi alive?
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 07:10 </b>
Sidi's contract as accessory has probably expired.

Speaking of which, Ask the Answer Bitch has an interesting item on the dog as accessory fad.

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 13:22

Sidi's long gone, gone to a good home or washed away in a hurricane. Bloom is a loser PR construct, as is kate and trust me, they belong together. Poor Sidi! Poor Lila! Let's see if she makes it out of Australia!

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 13:43

Like Brego never made it out of New Zealand?

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
real2reel 2005-08-04 17:03

Actually, Uraeus and Kenny are in Idaho, at the ranch. Hopefully, this fact won't create too much upset since Both studs are only interested in mares. ;-)

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 13:46

You people are hilarious. If he dragged his dog to all the places he has been in the last couple of months you people would be claiming that he is an animal abuser who shouldn't be taking his dog all over the world.

The only times he has been papped since filming went on hiatus was in Australia (he obviously didn't take the dog with him) and at a nightclub where he wouldn't be able to take a dog.

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 13:52

LA shit face. He was seen around LA and not at a dog park or walking Sidi - paps know where he goes, so why no shots? Because Sidi's gone. One way ticket to camel dung. Bloom's a fraud!

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 13:59

What shots in LA? The one lot of KateLando ones that were obviously set up? Yea, that proves he's gotten rid of his dog you dipshit.

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 14:21

eat shit bitch. dogs need to be walked, which is how the paps got all those dog walking shots of bloom WALKING SIDI. if he's not out walking the dog, the dog is gone. those pap shots (of dog walking) weren't 'set up' ~ bloom actually seemed to like his dog. guess not as much as he likes being famous

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 14:26
Your an idiot.
*feeds the troll some skittles*

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 14:43

I agree with her. No pap shots of Sidi makes me wonder too. Eat your own skittles.
PS it's "you're" as in you are

Re: Is Sidi alive? THIS IS AGREE WITH!
(Anonymous) 2005-08-04 18:35

Catch a clue bitch - we all know Orlando has a 'dog' person who watches Sidi when he's working on set, so why not use him while he's away? Honestly, troll... your stupidity is showing!