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issendai ([info]issendai) wrote in [info]fandom_wank,
@ 2005-08-08 02:49:00


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Lord Voldemort - Hot or Not? Wank
I posted this adaptation of the [info]wank_report mouse report before I realized it was already a great geyser of creamy splooge at [info]i_wank, and didn't delete it because it was in the review queue. My apologies for catching all of you in the backwash of my tragic death from stupid. Should I just delete this one?

Thanks to a mouse for this wank!

[info]sugarpuss, the mod of the LJ ratings group [info]devialicious, invited [info]don_voldie to join her community. How sweet! [info]don_voldie was less than pleased but more than amused, as befits, well, Lord Voldemort. Don_voldie's player posts to bad_roleplayers_suck about ratings groupies who spam other people's journals without even bothering to check whether the journals are real.

One of the community members suggested that the invited RPG character should go ahead and post an application in the rating community. Lord Voldemort does just that. (No link, it's bahleeted.)

Needless to say, the community members are Not Laughing and set to wanking with a vengeance. There are mentions of HP being confused with D&D, bahleeted posts, banned members all over the place, and lotsa sex.

The mod, after flying into a hissy-fit, goes off and makes several more posts proving that she doesn't give a shit.

The wank continues in personal livejournals as the mod spams to prove that she... didn't spam in the first place? Some of the ripest stuff is here because the mod hasn't managed to delete it yet.

With the community maintainer spamming personal livejournals in her quest to prove that she...didn't spam in the first place? And then she clears up a few things in a flocked Devalicious post.

Meanwhile, over on bad_rpers_suck, they're having a field day.


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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-08 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Um, already done over at [info]i_wank.

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[info]goblin
2005-08-08 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Parts of the reports are almost word-for-word, weirdly enough.

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[info]adora_spintriae
2005-08-08 01:41 pm UTC (link)
Wow. I just noticed that. WTFeth?

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[info]goblin
2005-08-08 02:17 pm UTC (link)
Also, [info]issendai has commented in the otf_wank report. Issendai, were you reposting so there'd be a wider readership or something?

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[info]issendai
2005-08-08 07:35 pm UTC (link)
No, I posted before I saw the i_wank report. I was expecting the mods to kick it because it was a repeat, but, er, here it is.

*is ded from stupid*

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resurrection!
[info]goblin
2005-08-08 10:57 pm UTC (link)
Oooh...totally understandable.

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[info]issendai
2005-08-08 07:36 pm UTC (link)
I adapted the original mouse's report at wank_report, not realizing it was already at i_wank.

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[info]aerobot
2005-08-08 03:55 pm UTC (link)
... Oh my gosh. It's even more beautiful than ever. *cries*

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[info]aerobot
2005-08-08 03:54 pm UTC (link)
WOW. This chick is like the energiser bunny of wank. She just keeps goin' and goin' and goin'.

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[info]shylu
2005-08-08 04:24 pm UTC (link)
The Voldie application... it's so beautiful!

And since sugarpuss (the mod) said: "last night while not sober i did a search by various interests and advertised via commenting in journals. i didn't pay attention AT ALL to whom i was inviting because i don't GIVE A SHIT.", I don't think she has a right to complain about RPG characters making quack applications. A taste of her own medicine.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-08 04:34 pm UTC (link)
Damn, the Voldemort application is no longer loading, I'm getting an error message.

But by God does the woman ever shut up?

Thats creepy disturbing. 10 points to Slytherin in Voldemort's case.

~Qem_Chibati, LJ

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-08 04:48 pm UTC (link)
http://members.aol.com/malfoypatriarch/screenshot.htm
There's actually a saved version here, Don/soldurios saved part of the thing.

XD Voldemort as manga.
~Qem_chibati, lj

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[info]shylu
2005-08-08 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Screenshot of Voldie's app

The funniest thing I found in this wank is that the devilicious people sounded like they believe don_voldie was SERIOUSLY applying because he's so OMGNOLIFEGEEKY, and that his "friends" are complaining that the RPG character is rejected.

Classic.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-08 07:54 pm UTC (link)
I like the part where the mod says that one of the group's members as real psychic/magical power....and uses that "fact" to call the Voldemort person a loser.

I will be giggling about that all day long.

Thank you.

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[info]issendai
2005-08-08 09:02 pm UTC (link)
That was one of my favorite quotes, too. One just hopes that the person who was tagged as a REAL MAGYCKAL PERSON OMG is hiding his/her face in his/her hands and moaning, "Don't do me any favors..."

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-08 09:24 pm UTC (link)
Especially since it came across as "We are NOT Muggles! One of us is a witch!"

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[info]akairis
2005-08-09 12:16 pm UTC (link)
That was beautiful, really. Would've been even more beautiful if another person hadn't mistaken HP for D&D, but you can't get everything you want.

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[info]castellated
2005-08-08 10:52 pm UTC (link)
I liked his application. I'd let him in.

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[info]yamashitaaki
2005-08-08 06:31 pm UTC (link)
Wow, those Devilicious people have no concept of funny.

Seriously, people. Take a step back, breathe, and laugh. And while you're at it, maybe try a bite of some food instead of saltine crackers.

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[info]pyratejenni
2005-08-08 08:02 pm UTC (link)
No, leave it. Deleting wank for anything other than JF ToS restrictions is Just Not Done.

Let it die on its own.

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[info]issendai
2005-08-08 08:21 pm UTC (link)
Will do.

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(Anonymous)
2005-08-09 02:11 am UTC (link)
I hate communities where people are supposed to be hot.

But are fugly.

It makes the baby Jesus cry.

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[info]sparkle_bitch
2005-08-09 03:20 am UTC (link)
Dont invite the imaginary friends over unless you really want them to come over, because they trash your house and eat your snacks

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[info]fandom_bitch
2005-08-09 06:25 am UTC (link)
The wank, she is so beautiful...but that application to the fugly...er...rating community, she is the magnifique!

*muah*

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[info]delcj
2005-08-09 07:24 am UTC (link)

The Manolo?! is that you? ;)

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thebitingfaery
2005-08-09 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Sugarpuss perverts my fandom with her icon.

OUT of the Labyrinth fanbase, I say. I cite her rejection on the basis of shitty sense of humour.

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[info]hangingfire
2005-08-09 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Sweet lord, it's up over ONE THOUSAND COMMENTS over on [info]i_wank.

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