Lord Voldemort - Hot or Not? Wank
I posted this adaptation of the wank_report mouse report before I realized it was already a great geyser of creamy splooge at i_wank, and didn't delete it because it was in the review queue. My apologies for catching all of you in the backwash of my tragic death from stupid. Should I just delete this one?

Thanks to a mouse for this wank!

sugarpuss, the mod of the LJ ratings group devialicious, invited don_voldie to join her community. How sweet! don_voldie was less than pleased but more than amused, as befits, well, Lord Voldemort. Don_voldie's player posts to bad_roleplayers_suck about ratings groupies who spam other people's journals without even bothering to check whether the journals are real.

One of the community members suggested that the invited RPG character should go ahead and post an application in the rating community. Lord Voldemort does just that. (No link, it's bahleeted.)

Needless to say, the community members are Not Laughing and set to wanking with a vengeance. There are mentions of HP being confused with D&D, bahleeted posts, banned members all over the place, and lotsa sex.

The mod, after flying into a hissy-fit, goes off and makes several more posts proving that she doesn't give a shit.

The wank continues in personal livejournals as the mod spams to prove that she... didn't spam in the first place? Some of the ripest stuff is here because the mod hasn't managed to delete it yet.

With the community maintainer spamming personal livejournals in her quest to prove that she...didn't spam in the first place? And then she clears up a few things in a flocked Devalicious post.

Meanwhile, over on bad_rpers_suck, they're having a field day.