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mathias (![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} mathias) wrote in ![[info]](http://www.journalfen.net/img/community.gif){kind=small} fandom_wank,@ 2005-08-08 04:10:00 |
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Star Wars brings teh Crazy
Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Howard wants you all to know that he knows how to make Star Wars!
The movies were wrong, but the books were right.
His dog should be Chewbacca (nevermind that Chewie's based on George's dog), and that Patrick Swayze should be Han Solo, not that no-name actor Harrison Ford! How can Howard claim that he can do a better job of visualizing the the series than the trained artists at Industrial Light & Magic? Because his art is CLEARLY of higher caliber.
Howard also has never seen the movies either, by the way. But that doesn't matter, he doesn't have to see a movie to review it or make judgments!
Thinking it's appropriate to randomly post in a Star Wars LJ community about boycotting the Star Wars movies (from presumably corrupting those INNOCENT souls), Howard decides to preach to the choir with such gems as:
Do you see what I'm doing here? I am able to personalize the story, whereas you can only imagine it how the movie tells you it is. I can now enjoy the story far more, and on so many more levels than you can. In conclusion, I know that quite a few of you have seen these movies, so I guess it's too late for you to imagine what is actually possible. The people I am trying to get through to are the innocents that whose minds are blank at the moment like mine is lucky to still be. The answer is NO. Buy the books instead, and save yourself a ton of money in the proccess, and imagine it how YOU want to. Not greedy Hollywood movie-makers.
Because not even George Lucas knows Star Wars like Howard does.
Edit: Howard apparently has crossposted this to several places. He strikes again, and again
Extra, Extra! Read all about it! Howard wants you all to know that he knows how to make Star Wars!
The movies were wrong, but the books were right.
His dog should be Chewbacca (nevermind that Chewie's based on George's dog), and that Patrick Swayze should be Han Solo, not that no-name actor Harrison Ford! How can Howard claim that he can do a better job of visualizing the the series than the trained artists at Industrial Light & Magic? Because his art is CLEARLY of higher caliber.
Howard also has never seen the movies either, by the way. But that doesn't matter, he doesn't have to see a movie to review it or make judgments!
Thinking it's appropriate to randomly post in a Star Wars LJ community about boycotting the Star Wars movies (from presumably corrupting those INNOCENT souls), Howard decides to preach to the choir with such gems as:
Do you see what I'm doing here? I am able to personalize the story, whereas you can only imagine it how the movie tells you it is. I can now enjoy the story far more, and on so many more levels than you can. In conclusion, I know that quite a few of you have seen these movies, so I guess it's too late for you to imagine what is actually possible. The people I am trying to get through to are the innocents that whose minds are blank at the moment like mine is lucky to still be. The answer is NO. Buy the books instead, and save yourself a ton of money in the proccess, and imagine it how YOU want to. Not greedy Hollywood movie-makers.
Because not even George Lucas knows Star Wars like Howard does.
Edit: Howard apparently has crossposted this to several places. He strikes again, and again
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